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(Chicago Sun-Times)   And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the dog who walked a 1000 miles to return home to my owner DA DA DA da da da DUN DUN DIDDLE DIDDLE AY YAY   (suntimes.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-25 01:09:53 PM
earworm
 
2012-08-25 01:11:28 PM
*reads article*

Subby is really stretching for that Proclaimers reference.
 
2012-08-25 01:11:50 PM
You could have selected a better song. o_o
 
2012-08-25 01:13:06 PM
Doggy strayed a mile from home and got dognapped.

Doggy pisses on nonsensical headline.
 
2012-08-25 01:13:21 PM
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man dog who comes back home to you
 

:)
 
2012-08-25 01:14:20 PM

cowgirl toffee: You could have selected a better song. o_o


Well, it removed the "please Mr. Custer" song from my head, so that's a plus.
 
2012-08-25 01:14:53 PM
Here I am again in this mean old town
And you're so bark away from me
And where are you when the sun goes down
You're so bark away from me
You're so bark away from me
You're so bark I just can't see
You're so bark away from me
You're so bark away from me
 
2012-08-25 01:15:08 PM
"This has a deliriously happy ending," said Chuck Duff, a Thai massage teacher who lives alone with Sparky. "He's just an adorable little creature. He loves everybody and comes up and sits on your lap."

Please read your thoughts to yourself before saying them to a paper, they might have meanings other then you intended.
 
2012-08-25 01:15:40 PM
1) Subby fails
2) I'm glad the dog made it back home
3) Microchip your farking dog!
 
2012-08-25 01:18:05 PM
representatives said they couldn't take the dog since the Serranos didn't own him.

Bullshiat.

When I lived in the city I took a dog that wandered into my yard to a shelter. He had a chip though so I assume they found his home.
That's what I like to think anyway. But to say they won't take it if you don't own it is a load of crap.
 
2012-08-25 01:18:12 PM

CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: You could have selected a better song. o_o

Well, it removed the "please Mr. Custer" song from my head, so that's a plus.


I would rather have 'Ice Ice, Baby' playing over and over that either one of those. O_o
 
2012-08-25 01:21:13 PM

cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: You could have selected a better song. o_o

Well, it removed the "please Mr. Custer" song from my head, so that's a plus.

I would rather have 'Ice Ice, Baby' playing over and over that either one of those. O_o


Ouch, that is going a bit too far, isn't it, now?

/shudder
 
2012-08-25 01:25:24 PM

cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: You could have selected a better song. o_o

Well, it removed the "please Mr. Custer" song from my head, so that's a plus.

I would rather have 'Ice Ice, Baby' playing over and over that either one of those. O_o


How about Ice Ice, Baby dubstep remix by Skrillex, featuring Ke$ha?
 
2012-08-25 01:25:58 PM
I hate that farking song.
 
2012-08-25 01:26:38 PM

cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: You could have selected a better song. o_o

Well, it removed the "please Mr. Custer" song from my head, so that's a plus.

I would rather have 'Ice Ice, Baby' playing over and over that either one of those. O_o


John Mulaney - 4:07 youtube, pops, sfw
 
2012-08-25 01:26:53 PM
No collar.
No chip.

Not sure his "owner" really wanted the shiatty little thing back.
 
2012-08-25 01:32:48 PM

jenlen: cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: You could have selected a better song. o_o

Well, it removed the "please Mr. Custer" song from my head, so that's a plus.

I would rather have 'Ice Ice, Baby' playing over and over that either one of those. O_o

Ouch, that is going a bit too far, isn't it, now?

/shudder


Hummmm... I never knew fatherhood takes all of your dope dance moves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf3ol4KhmqU

/Oh... and this one is worse. :P
 
2012-08-25 01:33:54 PM

CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: You could have selected a better song. o_o

Well, it removed the "please Mr. Custer" song from my head, so that's a plus.


(Indian drums throughout song)
(Indian war whoops)

That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on
And from the rear a voice was heard
A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear...
What am I doin' here??

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "attack!"
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (forward Ho!!)--aaww

SPOKEN: Look at them bushes out there
They're moving and there's a injun behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!!
(sound of arrow whizzing by)
Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!

(They were sure of victory, the men of the 7th Cavalry, as they rode on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin' here??

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
There's a redskin a'waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up dead or bald

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (forward HO)--aaww

SPOKEN: I wonder what the injun word for friend is
Let's see-friend-- kemo sabe, that's it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE-KEMO SABE!
(sound of arrow whizzing by)
Nope, that itn't it
Look at them durned injuns
They're runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'
(sound of arrow whizzing by)
(sound of arrow whizzing by)


How are those apples???
 
2012-08-25 01:33:59 PM

cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: You could have selected a better song. o_o

Well, it removed the "please Mr. Custer" song from my head, so that's a plus.

I would rather have 'Ice Ice, Baby' playing over and over that either one of those. O_o

Ouch, that is going a bit too far, isn't it, now?

/shudder

Hummmm... I never knew fatherhood takes all of your dope dance moves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf3ol4KhmqU

/Oh... and this one is worse. :P


Confirmed, you're a sadist! :p
 
2012-08-25 01:34:17 PM
Earworms etc aside, glad Sparky made it home eventually. Sparky's master, please do get him micro-chipped so this never happens again. Also maybe get him a Thundershirttm & keep him inside during storms! 
Sappy? Nah. Gooshy, maybe.
 
2012-08-25 01:36:39 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Here I am again in this mean old town
And you're so bark away from me
And where are you when the sun goes down
You're so bark away from me
You're so bark away from me
You're so bark I just can't see
You're so bark away from me
You're so bark away from me


I was thinking that this may be a more appropriate reference.

And I bark; I bark so far away
I just bark; I bark all night and day
I couldn't get away
 
2012-08-25 01:36:53 PM
I have nothing to say but: YAY

Oh, and gameshowhost

I love that farking song
 
2012-08-25 01:37:00 PM

GoodOmens: How are those apples???


a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-08-25 01:37:09 PM

jenlen: cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: ...

Confirmed, you're a sadist! :p


:P Here's a band-aid.
 
2012-08-25 01:37:26 PM
Now maybe
I didn't mean to treat you bad
But I did anyway

Now maybe
Some would say your life was sad
But you lived it anyway

And so maybe
Your friends they stand around
They watch you crumble
As you fall onto the ground

And then someday
Your friends they stand beside
As you were flying
Oh you were flying oh so high

But then some day people look at you
For what they call their own
They watch you suffer
Yeah, they hear you calling home

And then some day we could take our time
To brush the leaves aside
So you can reach us
Hey, but you left me far behind

Now maybe
I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad
But I did it anyway

Now say, but maybe some would say
You're left with what you had
But you couldn't share the pain
No, no, no

Couldn't share the pain
They watch you suffer, mmm hmmm

Now maybe
I could have made my own mistakes
But I live with what I've known
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/candlebox/far+behind_20026888.html ]
And then maybe
We might share in something great
But won't you look at where we've grown?
Won't you look at where we've gone?

But then someday comes
Tomorrow holds a sense of what I fear for you
In my mind
As you trip the final line

And that cold day when you lost control
Shame you left my life so soon
You should have told me
Hey, but you left me far behind

Now maybe
I didn't meant to treat you oh so bad
Oh, but I did anyway

Now maybe
Some would say you're left with what you had
Oh, but you couldn't share the pain
No, no, no

(Solo)

But maybe
I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad
Oh, but I did anyway

No maybe
Some would say you're left with what you had
But you couldn't share the pain

I said, now times have changed your friends
Have come and watch you crumble to the ground
They watch you suffer
Yeah, they hold you down
Hold you down

Maybe brother, maybe love
I didn't mean to treat you bad
But you left me far behind

Left me far behind
Left me far behind
Far Behind lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
 
2012-08-25 01:38:59 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: I have nothing to say but: YAY

Oh, and gameshowhost

I love that farking song


NO U
 
2012-08-25 01:39:07 PM

cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: ...

Confirmed, you're a sadist! :p

:P Here's a band-aid.


You totally redeemed yourself X100 :)
 
2012-08-25 01:39:52 PM

Enemabag Jones: "This has a deliriously happy ending," said Chuck Duff, a Thai massage teacher who lives alone with Sparky. "He's just an adorable little creature. He loves everybody and comes up and sits on your lap."

Please read your thoughts to yourself before saying them to a paper, they might have meanings other then you intended.


Well, he is a Thai massage teacher, and we all know what happens after one of those...

Chalk it up to Freudian slip.
 
2012-08-25 01:39:54 PM
So the dog was a couple of miles away, and nobody walked anywhere.
This headline is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2012-08-25 01:43:01 PM
Hello...is there anybody out there, just bark if you can hear me....
 
2012-08-25 01:44:53 PM
Sparky says
I'm done with Chuck the Duff
He treats me like a human
He hides
The milkbones
Says I don't owe him nothing,
But if he bark backs again
Tell him to bark right here for me
Or just
Bark again tomorrow
I'm gonna bark tomorrow
Gonna bark tomorrow
 
2012-08-25 01:45:33 PM

cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: ...

Confirmed, you're a sadist! :p

:P Here's a band-aid.


Please, I can top that.

/I'm guessing this is the 'horrible music' thread
 
2012-08-25 01:49:42 PM
WTF kinda name is Firulais (FEE-roo-LAY-is)???
 
2012-08-25 01:52:41 PM
I love the 80s. :)

Link

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Absolutely love Falco.

Link

Link

Link I would crank this one in my Chrysler going to work. :P
 
2012-08-25 01:53:50 PM
Subby is a retard.
 
2012-08-25 01:54:21 PM

Iworkformsn: 3) Microchip your farking dog!


Exactly. My wife is down in NC (we live in Jersey) right now rescuing a ten month old Siberian husky and bringing it home. Have a vet appointment set for first thin Monday to do that and get her shots and a check up.
/doesn't want her traveling to NC anytime soon
 
2012-08-25 01:57:20 PM
Should have let the new little girl keep him.

Go buy a new dog. Keep it inside.
 
2012-08-25 01:59:02 PM

CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: CygnusDarius: cowgirl toffee: ...

Confirmed, you're a sadist! :p

:P Here's a band-aid.

Please, I can top that.

/I'm guessing this is the 'horrible music' thread


That's impressive... but it's not Falco. :P
 
2012-08-25 02:01:14 PM
A thousand miles walking? Its a small world after all
 
2012-08-25 02:03:38 PM

cowgirl toffee: I love the 80s. :)

Link

Link

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Link

Link

Absolutely love Falco.

Link

Link

Link I would crank this one in my Chrysler going to work. :P


Okay, you brought me back.. You ROCK

/for the most part, I hated the music from the 80s
 
2012-08-25 02:05:02 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: cowgirl toffee: I...

Okay, you brought me back.. You ROCK

/for the most part, I hated the music from the 80s


And you are welcome. *wink*
 
2012-08-25 02:05:52 PM
DO they just recycle this "dog walked umpteen million miles to get home across the country" story, or is it just me?
 
2012-08-25 02:07:14 PM
Manky Scotch gits.
 
2012-08-25 02:10:10 PM

iheartscotch: I was thinking that this may be a more appropriate reference.

And I bark; I bark so far away
I just bark; I bark all night and day
I couldn't get away


indeed
 
2012-08-25 02:12:47 PM

Meisaims: Should have let the new little girl keep him.

Go buy a new dog. Keep it inside.


I agree. The dude had an unsecured gate. His frightened dog was outside in a storm. No collar. No chip. An obscure breed. Male dog that likely is not neutered because its an obscure breed.

Guy is a farking poster child for inept dog ownership. Hell he considers it a plus that his rat dog jumps up on everybodys lap.
 
2012-08-25 02:13:29 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: iheartscotch: I was thinking that this may be a more appropriate reference.

And I bark; I bark so far away
I just bark; I bark all night and day
I couldn't get away

indeed


What have I,
What have I,
What have I done to deserve this...
 
2012-08-25 02:13:52 PM
An annoying song link? Well ok. Link
 
2012-08-25 02:16:53 PM

cowgirl toffee: Kumana Wanalaia: iheartscotch: I was thinking that this may be a more appropriate reference.

And I bark; I bark so far away
I just bark; I bark all night and day
I couldn't get away

indeed

What have I,
What have I,
What have I done to deserve this...


Since you went awaaaayyyyy, I've been hanging around
I've been wondering why I'm feeling down
You went away, it should make me feel better
But I don't know, oh
How I'm gonna get through?
 
2012-08-25 02:21:30 PM

jenlen: cowgirl toffee: Kumana Wanalaia: iheartscotch: ...

What have I,
What have I,
What have I done to deserve this...

Since you went awaaaayyyyy, I've been hanging around
I've been wondering why I'm feeling down
You went away, it should make me feel better
But I don't know, oh
How I'm gonna get through?


I brought you balls, I brought you sticks
I peed on your slippers and barked for hours
Every day, so many treats
I dug up your pretty flowers, so tell me
What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?
 
2012-08-25 02:25:35 PM

cowgirl toffee: jenlen: cowgirl toffee: Kumana Wanalaia: iheartscotch: ...

What have I,
What have I,
What have I done to deserve this...

Since you went awaaaayyyyy, I've been hanging around
I've been wondering why I'm feeling down
You went away, it should make me feel better
But I don't know, oh
How I'm gonna get through?

I brought you balls, I brought you sticks
I peed on your slippers and barked for hours
Every day, so many treats
I dug up your pretty flowers, so tell me
What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?



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