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(Dangerous Minds)   One Million Moms hates the new Skittles ad. Is there any junk food without an ideology at this point?   (dangerousminds.net) divider line 121
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2012-08-25 08:53:18 AM
Does Skittles' have our children's best interest in mind?

They sell sh*t to your kids that rots their teeth. Yes, this company cares so very much about your delicateness.

These people should have their children taken away from them.
 
2012-08-25 09:13:29 AM
I think, at this point, it's just easier to say that the One Million Moms hates the 21st Century.
 
2012-08-25 12:46:26 PM
One Million Moms?

More like three whiny coonts with a xerox machine.
 
2012-08-25 12:59:50 PM
I haven't seen this one but I find the goofy Skittles ads to generally be pretty funny.
 
2012-08-25 01:00:37 PM

Vodka Zombie: I think, at this point, it's just easier to say that the One Million Moms hates the 21st Century.


And the 20th.
 
2012-08-25 01:01:14 PM
New?

It must really suck to live around people like that without one iota of a sense of humor.
 
2012-08-25 01:03:20 PM

edmo: New?

It must really suck to live around people like that without one iota of a sense of humor.


And yet here we are on Fark.
 
2012-08-25 01:05:33 PM
I'd make a joke about Rick Santorum warning us that this would happen if we went down the gay marriage path (man-on-man, man-on-dog, woman-on-walrus, same difference). But that hussy isn't even engaged to that walrus!

Put a ring on it, you slut! Then you can taste his rainbow.
 
2012-08-25 01:09:45 PM
One Million Moms hates the new Skittles ad. Is there any junk food without an ideology at this point? everything

Fixed.
 
2012-08-25 01:21:10 PM
Zotz!

first they came for my zotz, and i shanked them
 
2012-08-25 01:31:02 PM
Well I guess I'm going to hell...
My kid and I both were laughing at the ad a few days ago.
 
2012-08-25 01:51:37 PM
Is this that one where he cums skittles?

Wasn't this months ago already?

Or did Skittles just pay fark for some more marketing?
 
2012-08-25 02:32:15 PM
i dunno guys, they boycotted jc pennys and now jc pennys is bankrupt. skittles should probably shape up and fly right or they will surely face the same fate.
 
2012-08-25 02:34:05 PM
Was it a male walrus?
 
2012-08-25 02:46:47 PM

Vodka Zombie: I think, at this point, it's just easier to say that the One Million Moms hates the 21st Century.


image.homesandland.com

do they have century 21 also, or are they a good christian real estate company?
 
2012-08-25 03:03:59 PM
What I want to know is, why do you Canadians make Razzles so hard to get down here? I thought you people were friendly. What have we done to you?
 
2012-08-25 03:26:19 PM
Girls can hold a Skittle securely between their knees for birth control.
 
2012-08-25 03:28:47 PM
One Million Moms sounds like a real collection of shrill harpies. I'm going to join them in prayer and pray to God that their children are all raped by HIV positive walruses (walrusii?),
 
2012-08-25 03:44:17 PM
Is there any aspect of intellect that social conservatives aren't complete failures at? I seriously think that social conservatism is a neural pathology at this point. There's something farking wrong with them.
 
2012-08-25 04:10:22 PM
I can't wait to see all those people that went to Chick-fil-A on August 1 simply because they were "supporting free speech" stand up for Skittles on this one. Better get your bag before the stores run out!
 
2012-08-25 04:30:19 PM
Spuds McKenzie unavailable for comment.

Not sure what ideology this local snack food is angling for, but whatever:

i392.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-25 04:44:45 PM

generalDisdain: Spuds McKenzie unavailable for comment.

Not sure what ideology this local snack food is angling for, but whatever:

[i392.photobucket.com image 288x512]


Clearly they are basing their entire sales pitch on the 1878 British war fever against the Russians, who were casting covetous glances (it was thought) at Turkey. Remember, this was only two decades after the Crimean War.

The hit music-hall song of the year ran,

"We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do,
We've got the ships, we've got the men, we've got the money too,
We've fought the Bear before, and while we're Britons true,
The Russians shall not have Constantinople."


It's where we get the word "Jingoism" from.

The 1878 "bombardment bogey" of Russian attack was used to justify the building of temporary gun batteries here on Canada's west coast, at the British naval base at Esquimalt, later replaced with permanent concrete forts.

So when you bite into your snack cracker, taste the coast artillery history, my friend.
 
2012-08-25 04:55:23 PM
devour.com
Taste the rainbow.
 
2012-08-25 04:58:01 PM

Vodka Zombie: I think, at this point, it's just easier to say that the One Million Moms hates the 21st Century everything.


i think that's a more accurate statement now
 
2012-08-25 04:58:16 PM
Their husbands are being deprived of sandwiches and BJs. They would do a lot less griping if their hands and mouths were full of meat.
 
2012-08-25 05:00:05 PM
Thankfully the walrus wasn't in a hoodie or we would have a tragedy on our hands.
 
2012-08-25 05:00:16 PM
For those not familiar with One Millions Moms, it is one dad and one son:
3.bp.blogspot.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-25 05:00:25 PM
One Million Moms hates the new Skittles ad. Is there any junk food without an ideology at this point? people not paying them any attention.

FTFY, subby.
 
2012-08-25 05:02:26 PM
I hate that farking commercial.
 
2012-08-25 05:03:15 PM
Are there any actual moms in the One Million Moms, or is it just Bryan Fischer in drag?

/Try to unthink THAT mental picture.
 
2012-08-25 05:03:59 PM
www.segashiro.com
 
2012-08-25 05:04:50 PM
I haven't been able to decide how I feel about this ad. It's just so bizarre.

I guess I like it now.

/that's my boyfriend
 
2012-08-25 05:05:44 PM
Have they ever proved up on the whole 'Million Moms' portion of their organization's name?
 
2012-08-25 05:06:13 PM
FTFA: "Skittles' newest "Walrus" commercial includes a teen girl making out with a walrus."

I don't think they know what that word means.
 
2012-08-25 05:08:13 PM
Also:

Link

/potentially NSFW
 
2012-08-25 05:09:02 PM
This might help the commercial make more sense

blogs.smh.com.au
 
2012-08-25 05:09:37 PM
FirstNationalBastard
One Million Moms?

More like three whiny coonts with a xerox machine.


For some reason I always mentally replace their name with "Two dozen biddies" when they make Fark.
 
2012-08-25 05:10:02 PM

Krieghund: [www.segashiro.com image 530x333]


Yes, please.
 
2012-08-25 05:11:03 PM

NewportBarGuy: They sell sh*t to your kids that rots their teeth. Yes, this company cares so very much about your delicateness.


I'm going out on a limb and say that at least skittles are marketed as candy. Unlike the farkton of stuff marketed as 'food' that really is just candy. Like the fruit smoothies with 50 grams of high fructose corn syrup.
 
2012-08-25 05:11:32 PM

Mugato: HIV positive walruses (walrusii?),


Walri. Difficulty: Latin didn't have a "w".
 
2012-08-25 05:11:41 PM

LarryDan43: This might help the commercial make more sense


Hoo boy.
 
2012-08-25 05:11:55 PM
"One Million Moms" makes me think "a shiatload of sweat pants and sour milk."
 
2012-08-25 05:11:59 PM
These women need an industrial strength pressure washer and a extra strength scrub brush to get all of that sand out of their vaginas.
 
2012-08-25 05:13:03 PM

LarryDan43: This might help the commercial make more sense

[blogs.smh.com.au image 300x225]


But that's only the second largest mammal penis...

/We all know who has the first
 
2012-08-25 05:14:12 PM

ongbok: These women need an industrial strength pressure washer and a extra strength scrub brush to get all of that sand out of their vaginas.


Those chicks are so uptight, it's turned to glass by now.
 
2012-08-25 05:15:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-25 05:15:58 PM
fark a walrus, eat some skittles, I haven't done either in awhile, but I might start again.
 
2012-08-25 05:19:58 PM
I like the Liquid Plumr Double Pene.. Impact porn commercial:

www.brightorangeadv.com(image hot like DP pr0n)
I'm here to snake your drain.
And I'm here to flush your pipe.
 
2012-08-25 05:23:20 PM

BuckTurgidson: I like the Liquid Plumr Double Pene.. Impact porn commercial:

[www.brightorangeadv.com image 720x402](image hot like DP pr0n)
I'm here to snake your drain.
And I'm here to flush your pipe.



Me too, but as prudish as it sounds, it was a little uncomfortable watching with my 11 and 14 yo daughters on the couch...
 
2012-08-25 05:23:53 PM

EZ Writer: LarryDan43: This might help the commercial make more sense

[blogs.smh.com.au image 300x225]

But that's only the second largest mammal penis...

/We all know who has the first


Your mom?
 
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