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2012-08-25 08:41:47 AM
Okay.
That means that...
our whole solar system...
could be, like...
one tiny atom in the fingernail
of some other giant being.

This is too much!

That means...
one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--
Could be one little...
tiny universe.

Could l buy some pot from you?
 
2012-08-25 08:46:47 AM
Funny, I was just reading various "mens rights" position pieces this week, surprised and thinking how this movement has potential. it also has the potential to run head first into some strong paradigmatic blocks.
 
2012-08-25 08:48:56 AM

Party Boy: Funny, I was just reading various "mens rights" position pieces this week, surprised and thinking how this movement has potential. it also has the potential to run head first into some strong paradigmatic blocks.


And this article will set their teeth on edge.
 
2012-08-25 10:20:07 AM
Men, Who Needs Them?

i75.photobucket.com

/especially at the rest stops
 
2012-08-25 10:22:31 AM
Necessary for reproduction? Yes. Humans are not a parthenogenic species.
 
2012-08-25 10:23:12 AM
Article fails to address who would kill all the bathroom spiders.
 
2012-08-25 10:23:32 AM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Not coincidentally, elephants are among the many mammal species where the father's parenting role ends with the deposit.
 
2012-08-25 10:24:05 AM
I read that doctor's name as "Sarah McLachlan," and i imagined her night gig was rescuing animals with depressing music...
 
2012-08-25 10:24:20 AM
Misandrists and misogynists; Start your engines!
 
2012-08-25 10:24:30 AM
Someone has to eat the sandwiches women make otherwise there would be mountains of uneaten sandwiches and women would feel bad because starving kids in Africa couldn't get them. So then they would send all their sandwiches over to Africa, drastically weakening America's sandwich surplus, allowing the Soviets and Red China to see a weakness and invade. And since there are no men, there is no one to lead a Red Dawn-esqe fighting squad to win the war. See ladies, this is why you need to make sandwiches, because if you don't make sandwiches the Communists will invade. Do you want the communists to invade?
 
2012-08-25 10:25:04 AM
Grace Jones, Eurythmics, Barbara Pittman, and Foxy Brown
 
2012-08-25 10:25:11 AM

Party Boy: Funny, I was just reading various "mens rights" position pieces this week, surprised and thinking how this movement has potential. it also has the potential to run head first into some strong paradigmatic blocks.


I was always of the belief that the men's rights movement was based on the feminist methodology. It's essentially a critique of male gender socialization in the same way that feminism examines female gender socialization.
 
2012-08-25 10:27:12 AM
Yes, trolls stimulate conflict and argument. Yes, the NYTimes does this often.
Before it was called trolling, it was called the newspaper business.
Before that, it was called yellow journalism.
 
2012-08-25 10:28:32 AM

strangeguitar: Men, Who Needs Them?

[i75.photobucket.com image 124x104]

/especially at the rest stops


The latest one was a Dem you dipshiat.
 
2012-08-25 10:28:36 AM
This sure is some feminist propoganda.
 
2012-08-25 10:29:17 AM

Notabunny: Misandrists and misogynists; Start your engines!


Some Farkette must have had an exceptionally long and bitter walk of shame this morning to submit this
 
2012-08-25 10:29:37 AM

give me doughnuts: Necessary for reproduction? Yes. Humans are not a parthenogenic species.


They're working on artificial sperm created from an ovum.
 
2012-08-25 10:31:14 AM
War, what is it good for??
 
2012-08-25 10:31:17 AM

I_ROUTE: strangeguitar: Men, Who Needs Them?

[i75.photobucket.com image 124x104]

/especially at the rest stops

The latest one was a Dem you dipshiat.


Both sides are bad, so vote against equal rights for gay people.
 
2012-08-25 10:32:19 AM

I_ROUTE: strangeguitar: Men, Who Needs Them?

[i75.photobucket.com image 124x104]

/especially at the rest stops

The latest one was a Dem you dipshiat.


A single man who is part of a party that includes gay rights as a platform plank.
 
2012-08-25 10:32:48 AM
It's almost as if humans had different roles depending on their gender. WHO'DA THUNK IT!!!
 
2012-08-25 10:34:46 AM
Men have penises, mouths, and hands. Acceptable specimens are welcome to demonstrate the benefit of their continued existence to the best of their abilities.

\The male cast of True Blood can start us off!
 
2012-08-25 10:35:54 AM
Oh, you also know who wants men? Women.

So far nothing can fulfill the need for cawk (in hetero women)
 
2012-08-25 10:37:41 AM

I_ROUTE: The latest one was a Dem you dipshiat.


Who, unlike Republicans, admits he is gay and coming to terms with it.
 
2012-08-25 10:40:29 AM
This thing ain't gonna suck itself, ladies.
 
2012-08-25 10:41:18 AM
Without men the world would soon be drowning in uneaten sandwiches.

/It are a fact!
 
2012-08-25 10:42:49 AM
Shut up and make me a sandwich!

// no, I don't have a girlfriend, why do you ask?
 
2012-08-25 10:43:01 AM

Molavian: This thing ain't gonna suck itself, ladies.


Oblig
 
2012-08-25 10:43:26 AM

meat0918: give me doughnuts: Necessary for reproduction? Yes. Humans are not a parthenogenic species.

They're working on artificial sperm created from an ovum.


From stem cells - Yes
From testicular tissue in vitro - Yes
From ova - ?

citation please
 
2012-08-25 10:44:08 AM
This is why women are crazy.
 
2012-08-25 10:44:38 AM
Ha ha, mens are teh stupids.

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the men's rights advocates, and their groins are itchy.
 
2012-08-25 10:47:31 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: This is why women are crazy.


Cause or effect?
 
2012-08-25 10:47:52 AM

WTF Indeed: Someone has to eat the sandwiches women make otherwise there would be mountains of uneaten sandwiches and women would feel bad because starving kids in Africa couldn't get them. So then they would send all their sandwiches over to Africa, drastically weakening America's sandwich surplus, allowing the Soviets and Red China to see a weakness and invade. And since there are no men, there is no one to lead a Red Dawn-esqe fighting squad to win the war. See ladies, this is why you need to make sandwiches, because if you don't make sandwiches the Communists will invade. Do you want the communists to invade?


American sandwich already weak compared to Soviet sandvich!
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tiamet4: Men have penises, mouths, and hands. Acceptable specimens are welcome to demonstrate the benefit of their continued existence to the best of their abilities.

\The male cast of True Blood can start us off!


Sigh, here goes.... At least it's not the most demeaning audition I've been through...

// Was in college. Needed the money.
 
2012-08-25 10:49:13 AM
Who will build and fix the artificial wombs, and the computers running them?
 
2012-08-25 10:49:57 AM
FTFA:

Recently, the geneticist J. Craig Venter showed that the entire genetic material of an organism can be synthesized by a machine and then put into what he called an "artificial cell." This was actually a bit of press-release hyperbole: Mr. Venter started with a fully functional cell, then swapped out its DNA. In doing so, he unwittingly demonstrated that the female component of sexual reproduction, the egg cell, cannot be manufactured, but the male can.


I'm sorry, what? Now you're just farking with us.
 
2012-08-25 10:51:43 AM
FTFA: " With expanding reproductive choices, we can expect to see more women choose to reproduce without men entirely... That's good, since women are both necessary and sufficient for reproduction, and men are neither."

I had no idea procreation could occur with an egg and no sperm. I guess I learned something new.

Women. Who needs them? I know how to make a sandwich.
 
2012-08-25 10:52:18 AM

rocky_howard: Oh, you also know who wants men? Women.

So far nothing can fulfill the need for cawk (in hetero women)


Except vibrators & dildos.
 
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2012-08-25 10:54:43 AM

give me doughnuts: Necessary for reproduction? Yes. Humans are not a parthenogenic species.


encrypted-tbn1.google.com
Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart....
 
2012-08-25 10:55:36 AM

Molavian: This thing ain't gonna suck itself, ladies.


Mystery date....Are you ready for your mystery date....?

Link
 
2012-08-25 10:56:28 AM
Al Swearengen disagrees with the hoopleheads at the NYTimes.
 
2012-08-25 10:56:47 AM
As long as I can continue to have sex with women, I'm fine with this. Oh, you don't need me for children? Cool, I will be at the bar.
 
2012-08-25 10:57:11 AM
Another article talking about how pathetic and useless men are, and it's fine.

Sure, it's possible for them to have a limited role in reproduction. So what?

Keep in mind that white men are responsible for the vast majority of social and technological innovations in recorded history, but bringing that up might be disrespectful, but using as the basis for an article about how useless women are would be pure sexism.
 
2012-08-25 10:57:47 AM
Did anyone else think this whole article experience, from the title down to the ridiculously overwritten and long comments in the comment section (13 pages nontheless), was a straight up surreal experience on par with being at the movies? Like a dystopian future movie where this is what qualifies as news.

/still weirded out there were no short derp2derp comments
 
2012-08-25 10:59:23 AM
Then, at some point, your father spent a few minutes close by, but then left. A little while later, you encountered some very odd tiny cells that he had shed. They did not merge with you, or give you any cell membranes or nutrients - just an infinitesimally small packet of DNA, less than one-millionth of your mass.

So it IS the mass of the ass?

/dat azz
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-25 11:00:15 AM

tiamet4: Men have penises, mouths, and hands. Acceptable specimens are welcome to demonstrate the benefit of their continued existence to the best of their abilities.

\The male cast of True Blood can start us off!


I prefer Jessica, but goddamn Alcide is a good looking man. Second to Mike Rowe, though.
 
2012-08-25 11:02:38 AM
What is that picture on the right side of the article supposed to be?
 
2012-08-25 11:02:50 AM

jiggitysmith: Did anyone else think this whole article experience, from the title down to the ridiculously overwritten and long comments in the comment section (13 pages nontheless), was a straight up surreal experience on par with being at the movies? Like a dystopian future movie where this is what qualifies as news.

/still weirded out there were no short derp2derp comments


It was a full-semester women's studies class in one little article.

/Took a couple women's studies classes and had a great time.
 
2012-08-25 11:03:13 AM
Uh, left side of the article. I just woke up.
 
2012-08-25 11:04:22 AM
FTA: The central behaviors of mammals revolve around how we bear and raise our young,

I am 39 and single and a mammal. This behavior is not only not central to my life, it is not even relevant.

What the article should say is: if you are one of those people who is obsessed about thinking about children all the time, then women rock and men are useless.

I am not so he can fark off.
 
2012-08-25 11:05:21 AM

dark side of the moon: Uh, left side of the article. I just woke up.


A "Y" (aka male) chromosome passed out drunk.
 
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