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(Daily Mail)   Woman falls in river and drowned after going over waterfall while taking pictures in her wedding dress. Chalk up another one for Dorwin   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2012-08-25 08:37:43 AM
McInnes said the bride's fiance was not present for the photo shoot and neither were any family members. However, her cousins and her brother rushed to the site when they heard of the tragedy.

The bride had been married on June 9 but had not had her wedding photos taken yet.

You suck, Daily Mail.
 
2012-08-25 09:07:12 AM
Was the photographer using a Kodak Instamatic or what?
 
2012-08-25 09:08:10 AM
Dorwin? Is that Darwin's retarded nephew?
 
2012-08-25 09:40:52 AM
Did they get the shot?
 
2012-08-25 10:06:25 AM

I_Am_Weasel: McInnes said the bride's fiance was not present for the photo shoot and neither were any family members. However, her cousins and her brother rushed to the site when they heard of the tragedy.

The bride had been married on June 9 but had not had her wedding photos taken yet.

You suck, Daily Mail.


It's those tiny inconsistencies that make you suspect the entire thing is completely made up.
 
2012-08-25 10:26:54 AM
Bridezilla returned to the ocean.
 
2012-08-25 11:02:01 AM
How it happened.

"ummm, maybe you should step away from the edge..."

"NO! THIS IS MY WEDDING AND IT'S GOING TO BE PERFECT!!!

WHY ISN'T THIS WATERFALL DOING WHAT I WANT IT TO!!!!


HURRY UP YOU MORONS!!!

*nudge*

"oh no, what a tragedy".
 
2012-08-25 11:30:07 AM
My Drowning Bride.

There's a good band name.
 
2012-08-25 11:31:06 AM
Ha! Nice headline.
 
2012-08-25 12:01:24 PM
He gets to keep the gifts, though, right?
 
2012-08-25 12:01:30 PM
It's too bad she died, but when you carry vanity too far, bad things happen.
 
2012-08-25 12:01:44 PM
Guy dodged a bullet.
 
2012-08-25 12:02:53 PM

b0rscht: Dorwin? Is that Darwin's retarded nephew?


Nah, he's Dolan's uncle.

christwire.org
 
2012-08-25 12:03:28 PM
Dorwin? Mixed tenses in the headline? Lack of any compassion whatsoever?

You suck, subby.
 
2012-08-25 12:03:34 PM
blame the photographer

she should never have been so close that losing her footing meant death
 
2012-08-25 12:03:39 PM

b0rscht: Dorwin? Is that Darwin's retarded nephew?


Somebody didn't RTFA.
 
2012-08-25 12:04:03 PM
"Woman falls in river and drowned..." - Subby, please don't change tense in mid-sentence like that. It pains me. Try "Woman fell in river and drowned" or "Woman falls in river and drowns".
 
2012-08-25 12:04:17 PM
Young girl drowns on her wedding day and y'all lol. You are terrible people.
 
2012-08-25 12:04:18 PM

Hankie Fest: Dorwin? Mixed tenses in the headline? Lack of any compassion whatsoever?

You suck, subby.


Try reading the article.
 
2012-08-25 12:05:03 PM
Dude dodged a bullet.

If only I had been so lucky...
 
2012-08-25 12:05:03 PM
Last dance for Mary Jane.

/Quebec? No wonder the photographer did nothing to help her.
 
2012-08-25 12:05:05 PM

b0rscht: Dorwin? Is that Darwin's retarded nephew?


LOL! FTA: "into the Ouareau River near Dorwin Falls, north of Montreal"
 
2012-08-25 12:05:35 PM

b0rscht: Dorwin? Is that Darwin's retarded nephew?


The article. You might want to read it.
 
2012-08-25 12:06:13 PM

Gnarwhal: Young girl drowns on her wedding day and y'all lol. You are terrible people.


Read the article. Not her wedding day. That happened almost 3 months ago.
This is just us lol'ing about a married person and a bad photog making bad choices to unfortunate ends.

7 billion people. We all die. Some more interestingly than others.
 
2012-08-25 12:06:25 PM
/The gutteral maiming of the French language goes continues every day that Quebec exists.
 
2012-08-25 12:07:50 PM
She was a wall eye, too.
 
2012-08-25 12:11:16 PM
I wish some of you would stop trying to be the Weeners an article and take time to proof read your headlines. You sound uneducated at best, retarded at worst.
 
2012-08-25 12:13:03 PM
I am dubious of the authenticity of this story.
 
2012-08-25 12:13:45 PM

grumpyoldmann: I wish some of you would stop trying to be the Weeners an article and take time to proof read your headlines. You sound uneducated at best, retarded at worst.


The article, read it.
 
2012-08-25 12:15:29 PM

grumpyoldmann: I wish some of you would stop trying to be the Weeners an article and take time to proof read your headlines. You sound uneducated at best, retarded at worst.


Actually funnier than the headline. No offense, subby.
 
2012-08-25 12:15:35 PM
Woman falls in river and drowned after going over waterfall while taking pictures in her wedding dress. Chalk up another one for Dorwin

Should read: Woman falls in river and drowns after going over waterfall while taking pictures in her wedding dress. Chalk up another one for Dorwin

OR:

Woman fell in river and drowned after going over waterfall while taking pictures in her wedding dress. Chalk up another one for Dorwin

Jus' sayin' s'all.
 
2012-08-25 12:15:58 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: /The gutteral maiming of the French language goes continues every day that Quebec exists.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-25 12:17:21 PM

Gnarwhal: Young girl drowns on her wedding day and y'all lol. You are terrible people.



The article. You might want to read it.
Somebody didn't RTFA.
Try reading the article.

*sigh* she's didn't just drown! She suicided because her fiance didn't want to take a wedding photo with her in June, when they married. She wore a wedding dress that soaked up all the water at Darwin Dorwin Falls and she fell to her death when the photogtapher kept saying 'back a little bit, a little bit more, keep going...'. And she had just broken up with Tom Cruise.
 
2012-08-25 12:17:51 PM

KangTheMad: grumpyoldmann: I wish some of you would stop trying to be the Weeners an article and take time to proof read your headlines. You sound uneducated at best, retarded at worst.

The article, read it.


That comment may be regarding "Woman falls in river and drowned." Pick a tense, subby!
 
2012-08-25 12:19:42 PM
Isn't it ironic.
 
2012-08-25 12:22:02 PM
She sounded fat.
 
2012-08-25 12:23:56 PM

GoldSpider: Hankie Fest: Dorwin? Mixed tenses in the headline? Lack of any compassion whatsoever?

You suck, subby.

Try reading the article.


Although he does score a point for the "mixed tenses" comment. Let's call this one a wash.
 
2012-08-25 12:23:56 PM
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2012-08-25 12:26:27 PM

Gnarwhal: Young girl drowns on her wedding day and y'all lol. You are terrible people.


It wasn't her wedding day.
 
2012-08-25 12:32:08 PM

b0rscht: Dorwin? Is that Darwin's retarded nephew?


You sir, are an idiot. Rtfa
 
2012-08-25 12:34:04 PM

GoldSpider: [turnerwatson.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


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Your papers do not appear to be in order! You will come with us at once!
 
2012-08-25 12:34:35 PM

b0rscht: Dorwin? Is that Darwin's retarded nephew?

www.motherbedford.com

No, Samantha's husband. Ask her mother, she'll tell you.
 
2012-08-25 12:35:22 PM
Thought God might punish me for laughing at the headline, subby, until I came in here.

/Guilty Conscience vs Fark?

//Capt. Quint vs Shark
 
2012-08-25 12:40:49 PM
Did anyone mention Dorwin yet?
 
2012-08-25 12:41:27 PM

I_Am_Weasel: McInnes said the bride's fiance was not present for the photo shoot and neither were any family members. However, her cousins and her brother rushed to the site when they heard of the tragedy.

The bride had been married on June 9 but had not had her wedding photos taken yet.

You suck, Daily Mail.


If this married woman really had a fiance, she deserves to die
 
2012-08-25 12:41:33 PM

Hankie Fest: Dorwin? Mixed tenses in the headline? Lack of any compassion whatsoever?

You suck, subby.


Thank you. Now I can leave-satisfied.
 
2012-08-25 12:44:27 PM
I live just down the road. Walk the dogs up to the falls all the time. Even with the water down, that's a dangerous chute. Poor lady.
 
2012-08-25 12:45:51 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Last dance for Mary Jane.

/Quebec? No wonder the photographer did nothing to help her.


And another one who didn't read the article!
 
2012-08-25 12:49:20 PM
From my experience with wedding photographers (used to be an assistant), the photographer is the one who poses the subject. I'm guessing the photographer told her to stand on the rock. It also explains why the photographer had to be admitted to the hospital for "shock."

The photographer was in shock because of the shiatstorm that this was going to cause, and the end of a career.
 
2012-08-25 12:52:32 PM

SlothB77: I am dubious of the authenticity of this story.


It's been all over the news here. It's real.
 
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