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(Daily Mail)   It only takes $2.9 million for you to get into Jennifer Love Hewitt's bed   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2012-08-25 09:08:25 AM
Looks like I've put off that bank heist long enough. Oh, her house.
 
2012-08-25 10:49:48 AM
I haven't kept track of the JLH ever fluctuating thigh and hip size lately.. Is she currently in a hot stage, or cottage cheese creepy stalker ex-girlfriend stage?
 
2012-08-25 10:51:37 AM

styckx: I haven't kept track of the JLH ever fluctuating thigh and hip size lately.. Is she currently in a hot stage, or cottage cheese creepy stalker ex-girlfriend stage?


Judging by the pic in TFA, thin, but a little long in the tooth for my fapping needs.
 
2012-08-25 10:55:40 AM
Blech. For that kind of money I could get someone much hotter than that cow.
 
2012-08-25 11:02:58 AM
Will she take an out of state, two party, postdated check?


/For the younguns: a 'Check' was a piece of paper used to transfer funds from one party to another in the olden days.
 
2012-08-25 11:12:28 AM

MFAWG: Will she take an out of state, two party, postdated check?


/For the younguns: a 'Check' was a piece of paper used to transfer funds from one party to another in the olden days.


Dont forget to tell them youngins who the Simpsons were!
 
2012-08-25 11:18:13 AM
How much to get into her cleavage?
 
2012-08-25 11:20:37 AM
Should've busted the tits out a little earlier, honey. Wooden acting in terrible movies can only carry one so far.
 
2012-08-25 11:21:56 AM

Nana's Vibrator: MFAWG: Will she take an out of state, two party, postdated check?


/For the younguns: a 'Check' was a piece of paper used to transfer funds from one party to another in the olden days.

Dont forget to tell them youngins who the Simpsons were!


And remind them there was a time when microwaves didn't exsist.
 
2012-08-25 11:23:30 AM
How much for just the bathwater?
 
2012-08-25 11:23:31 AM
Not to be a SM69 here, but I've never gotten the attraction. Yes, she's looked hot in some VERY processed photos, but the candid ones show the reality of what's going on- morning breath, eye cheese and cottage cheese.
 
2012-08-25 11:45:44 AM
The second property, which Jennifer bought for $5.5m in 2006, is also up for rent and scenically situated on the shores of Toluca Lake.
It is said to be a little more modern that the main property, being listed at $12,500 a month.


I can't afford that, but I'm hoping that she and I could come to another arrangement in lieu of rent.
 
2012-08-25 11:53:02 AM
She looks like she'd be a fun fuk.

galleries.celebrityprofits.com
 
2012-08-25 12:02:47 PM

MFAWG: Will she take an out of state, two party, postdated check?


/For the younguns: a 'Check' was a piece of paper used to transfer funds from one party to another in the olden days.


Oh, you mean a cheque.
 
2012-08-25 12:45:30 PM

skinink: How much to get into her cleavage?


I, too , would like to know this.
topnews.in
 
2012-08-25 12:49:12 PM
What does that come out to per pound?

celebritiesgettingfat.com 

/a fool and his money
 
2012-08-25 01:03:35 PM

darch: Not to be a SM69 here, but I've never gotten the attraction. Yes, she's looked hot in some VERY processed photos, but the candid ones show the reality of what's going on- morning breath, eye cheese and cottage cheese.


you can see morning breath? you ARE special.
 
2012-08-25 01:07:57 PM

chuckufarlie: you can see morning breath? you ARE special.


He must be an Alpha male.
 
2012-08-25 01:10:28 PM
images.hollywoodpix.net

For all of you haters - are you gay or henpecked?
 
2012-08-25 01:30:14 PM

chuckufarlie: [images.hollywoodpix.net image 600x921]

For all of you haters - are you gay or henpecked?


Nice left arm and tit
 
2012-08-25 01:35:59 PM
"Heartbreakers" was on the other day. HOT DAMN she looked FANTASTIC in that movie.

/check it out
//drool
 
2012-08-25 02:00:53 PM

abhorrent1: What does that come out to per pound?

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504] 

/a fool and his money


Congratulations on being "that asshole" that posts "that pic" in EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMN. JLH. thread.

You must be so proud.
 
2012-08-25 02:13:17 PM
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2012-08-25 03:06:05 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Congratulations on being "that asshole" that posts "that pic" in EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMN. JLH. thread.

You must be so proud.


I am. Like getting a green light for some, I'm not sure I've been "that asshole" before.

/achievement unlocked.
//truth hurts
//fark likes fatties
 
2012-08-25 03:55:15 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-25 04:35:37 PM

strangeguitar: styckx: I haven't kept track of the JLH ever fluctuating thigh and hip size lately.. Is she currently in a hot stage, or cottage cheese creepy stalker ex-girlfriend stage?

Judging by the pic in TFA, thin, but a little long in the tooth for my fapping needs.


www.fohguild.org
 
2012-08-25 04:56:49 PM

chuckufarlie: For all of you haters - are you gay or henpecked?


"Hen-REEEEEEEEE!!!!"

/*CLANG!!!!!*
 
2012-08-25 05:54:07 PM
It only takes $2.9 million for you to get into Jennifer Love Hewitt's bed

I'll pay it only if the bed is properly made up:
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lh4.ggpht.com

I'm fine with the current version, too:
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2012-08-25 06:15:00 PM
I'll be in my bank.
 
2012-08-25 06:28:29 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com


and yes,I fully expect her reaction to my offer,cash in hand or not,will be:

elaineziman.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-25 06:51:34 PM
Beautiful house

And as far as people not getting her attraction, there's a certain girl next door attraction about her.
 
2012-08-25 07:05:56 PM

chuckufarlie: [images.hollywoodpix.net image 600x921]

For all of you haters - are you gay or henpecked?


Can't it be both?


I would love to disappoint this woman.
 
2012-08-25 08:05:09 PM
How the heck is she 'short on money' for selling her house? Maybe she just wants to move.

/rta
 
2012-08-25 08:09:21 PM

chuckufarlie: [images.hollywoodpix.net image 600x921]

For all of you haters - are you gay or henpecked?


I'm going with just plain ol' good-fashioned 'stupid'.
 
2012-08-25 09:58:36 PM
I want to see her boobs.
 
2012-08-25 10:16:15 PM

limboslam: I want to see her boobs.


apparently, that will never happen. Your imagination will have to do.
 
2012-08-25 11:32:39 PM
I'm never sure whether we're fawning over her or harshing on her.

I'm always sure it doesn't matter.

But we all do one or the other.

Why?
 
2012-08-25 11:39:09 PM
ghost whisperer was the worst thing for her physically
that guaranteed cheque and not having to work at getting work
led her to pack it on and now it seems she can't really lose it

She was very hot in The Tuxedo with Jackie Chan
Terrible movie, but she looked good
 
2012-08-25 11:49:19 PM

darch: Not to be a SM69 here, but I've never gotten the attraction. Yes, she's looked hot in some VERY processed photos, but the candid ones show the reality of what's going on- morning breath, eye cheese and cottage cheese.


she is not an attractive lady. she looks like a rat; look at her facial structure. like a little Irish rat. nothing special about the girl. either she is closely related to someone well connected in the entertainment industry, or more likely she has gladly and gloriously entertained some seriously old, soiled and saggy Hollywood peni. i'm not a hot hunk of man flesh and i've enjoyed several women (in my younger single day) way more attractive than JLH. maybe it's her stupid name that is the big attraction; i really don't know.

--- how about sharing what a "SM69" is, darch? Google tells me nothing. Nothing.
 
2012-08-26 12:31:41 AM
How much to stick it in her pooper?
 
2012-08-26 01:33:54 AM

KrispyKritter: darch: Not to be a SM69 here, but I've never gotten the attraction. Yes, she's looked hot in some VERY processed photos, but the candid ones show the reality of what's going on- morning breath, eye cheese and cottage cheese.

she is not an attractive lady. she looks like a rat; look at her facial structure. like a little Irish rat. nothing special about the girl. either she is closely related to someone well connected in the entertainment industry, or more likely she has gladly and gloriously entertained some seriously old, soiled and saggy Hollywood peni. i'm not a hot hunk of man flesh and i've enjoyed several women (in my younger single day) way more attractive than JLH. maybe it's her stupid name that is the big attraction; i really don't know.

--- how about sharing what a "SM69" is, darch? Google tells me nothing. Nothing.


SM69 = shorthand studman 69*

*You really didn't know?
 
2012-08-26 01:17:19 PM

abhorrent1: What does that come out to per pound?

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504] 

/a fool and his money


Haha, you beat me to it. I love reading the white knights moaning and biatching about this photo, as if JLH will sleep with them. Fu(king lonely ass farkers in here getting pissed, love it.
 
2012-08-26 04:14:16 PM

Trik: ghost whisperer was the worst thing for her physically
that guaranteed cheque and not having to work at getting work
led her to pack it on and now it seems she can't really lose it

She was very hot in The Tuxedo with Jackie Chan
Terrible movie, but she looked good


you need to look at some recent photos because she has certainly lost the extra weight.
 
2012-08-27 11:30:19 AM
I have this bookmarked and so should you!

animated gif goodness of jlh

I just want to know where her house is now so i can setup with my binoculars.
 
2012-08-28 08:54:22 PM
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