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2012-08-25 04:40:41 AM  
Wow, is that really her in the middle?
Damn, she looked so much better when she was a little bit heavier, rounder and fuller. Like when she had boobies.
Did she turn into a crack head or something?
 
2012-08-25 04:50:08 AM  
Kirsten was on Ellen today, not quite staying in her dress.

/she still has boobies
//she brought plenty for everyone
 
2012-08-25 08:53:18 AM  
A less funny knockoff of Bridesmaids and The Hangover, just what the world was waiting for. "Hey look, we've got a fat girl too!"

www.accesshollywood.com
 
2012-08-25 09:21:03 AM  
FTA: "One particularly bush-inducing scene"
 
Whoa...it does sound raunchy
 
2012-08-25 11:18:15 AM  
She's only 30? Damn.
 
2012-08-25 11:25:45 AM  

Sybarite: A less funny knockoff of Bridesmaids and The Hangover, just what the world was waiting for. "Hey look, we've got a fat girl too!"

[www.accesshollywood.com image 415x310]


Why is the illegitimate love child of Donny Most and Shawn from Psych floating in a bubble over the fat girl's shoulder?
 
2012-08-25 11:32:59 AM  
Bag of Antlers syndrome?

/didn't click the link
//I like her
 
2012-08-25 11:35:26 AM  
Wow Kirsten Dunst is only 30? I would have put her closer to 40.
 
2012-08-25 11:39:59 AM  
Even the luscious Isla Fisher isn't enough of an incentive to open my wallet for this. Kirsten looks....more mature than her 30 years.
 
2012-08-25 11:41:52 AM  
And "Melancholia" was okay?
 
2012-08-25 11:48:20 AM  

CarnySaur: And "Melancholia" was okay?


My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.
 
2012-08-25 11:49:02 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Sybarite: A less funny knockoff of Bridesmaids and The Hangover, just what the world was waiting for. "Hey look, we've got a fat girl too!"

[www.accesshollywood.com image 415x310]

Why is the illegitimate love child of Donny Most and Shawn from Psych floating in a bubble over the fat girl's shoulder?


The arms on that are bigger than others waists.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, ham.
 
2012-08-25 11:56:02 AM  

WarehouseMouse: My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.


I liked it. I know at least a few other people on Fark did.

In other news, Lizzy Caplan has been upgraded from "only being in brilliant things that get cancelled"...

i.imgur.com

... to "only being in terrible things".
 
2012-08-25 11:59:39 AM  
Kirsten Dunst's new comedy, "Bachelorette," is raunchy. Like, really raunchy. So much so that the former child star has banned her dad from seeing it.

Translation:

Kirsten Dunst's new comedy, "Bachelorette," is shiatty. Like, really shiatty. So much so that the former child star has pretended she banned her father from seeing it in the hopes a bunch of suckers will waste $8 on a ticket in the hopes of seeing her naked even though it's not really raunchy at all and the best you see is cleavage in a dress once, maybe. Okay not.
 
2012-08-25 11:59:40 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Nope, not turning that down. ans I know it's a touched up gla shot, but I still like her.
 
2012-08-25 12:00:47 PM  
Lizzy Caplan.... mmm.
 
2012-08-25 12:01:13 PM  
Eh, I'd let her snaggle tooth scrape the head of my cock.
 
2012-08-25 12:01:54 PM  
Fact: Kirsten has yet to top her sterling performance in Interview With A Vampire.
 
ecl [BareFark]
2012-08-25 12:03:22 PM  

Brick-House: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x435]

Nope, not turning that down. ans I know it's a touched up gla shot, but I still like her.


eater.com
 
2012-08-25 12:04:13 PM  
She always looks like she's just woken up from a nap.
 
2012-08-25 12:13:15 PM  
Awww aint that cute
 
2012-08-25 12:13:35 PM  
HAHAHAHAHA Bridesmaids having wacky adventures!!

What WILL they think of NEXT?!
 
2012-08-25 12:21:30 PM  

WarehouseMouse: CarnySaur: And "Melancholia" was okay?

My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.


So she is the one who put the Melons in melancholia?

Agreed. Truly dreadful film.
 
2012-08-25 12:27:14 PM  

Tillmaster: WarehouseMouse: CarnySaur: And "Melancholia" was okay?

My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

So she is the one who put the Melons in melancholia?

Agreed. Truly dreadful film.


So I should watch it on mute?
 
2012-08-25 12:27:19 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: WarehouseMouse: My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

I liked it. I know at least a few other people on Fark did.

In other news, Lizzy Caplan has been upgraded from "only being in brilliant things that get cancelled"...

[i.imgur.com image 425x640]

... to "only being in terrible things".


Dug that show.
 
2012-08-25 12:30:28 PM  
Mmmmm, Isla Fisher.

sprinkledinpink.files.wordpress.com

One of the finest photos on the Internet.
 
2012-08-25 12:31:17 PM  
...and so the quality of movies and society continue to deteriorate.

fark this movie and the people who put this kind of shiat on the big screen.
 
2012-08-25 12:35:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-25 12:42:12 PM  

Tillmaster: WarehouseMouse: CarnySaur: And "Melancholia" was okay?

My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

So she is the one who put the Melons in melancholia?

Agreed. Truly dreadful film.


Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be a movie with lots of 'splosions for you to enjoy out soon.
 
2012-08-25 12:43:34 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: WarehouseMouse: My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

I liked it. I know at least a few other people on Fark did.


To each his own, sir. I couldn't feel anything except contempt for any of the characters.
 
2012-08-25 12:46:54 PM  

Tillmaster: WarehouseMouse: CarnySaur: And "Melancholia" was okay?

My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

So she is the one who put the Melons in melancholia?

Agreed. Truly dreadful film.


I'm aware that it's more about the characters than the event. But does it have any sci-fi elements? I've been wondering this about Another Earth as well
 
ecl [BareFark]
2012-08-25 12:48:34 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Tillmaster: WarehouseMouse: CarnySaur: And "Melancholia" was okay?

My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

So she is the one who put the Melons in melancholia?

Agreed. Truly dreadful film.

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be a movie with lots of 'splosions for you to enjoy out soon.


Thanks Uncle Cletus you backwoods hick. This isn't Youtube. Type full sentences that are spelled correctly and make sense.
 
2012-08-25 12:50:51 PM  
i306.photobucket.com

She can Kirsten my Dunst any time.
 
2012-08-25 12:53:35 PM  

bingethinker: [i306.photobucket.com image 640x480]

She can Kirsten my Dunst any time.


bingethinker: [i306.photobucket.com image 640x480]

She can Kirsten my Dunst any time.


That reminds me of Little Rural Riding Hood.
 
2012-08-25 12:55:59 PM  
Kirsten Dunst has always had that older-lady face since she was in Interview with the Vampire. I don't know what it is, maybe it's a German thing she got from her mom.

But I like it. :)
 
2012-08-25 12:59:17 PM  

theurge14: Kirsten Dunst has always had that older-lady face since she was in Interview with the Vampire. I don't know what it is, maybe it's a German thing she got from her mom.

But I like it. :)


Why don't you have a seat?
 
2012-08-25 12:59:32 PM  
i.imgur.com

In her Maxim photoshopped prime. Sigh.
 
2012-08-25 01:11:59 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Lizzy Caplan.... mmm.


MMmm indeed, remember her well from True Blood.
Lizzy is a babe.
Kirsten has quite the set of pokies too, as I remember from the Spiderman movie.
Isla is gorgeous, but she has Borat stank on her. Not quite as bad as Federline stank but still.
 
2012-08-25 01:12:50 PM  

Apos: Fact: Kirsten has yet to top her sterling performance in Interview With A Vampire.


Incorrect. The correct answer is Drop Dead Gorgeous.
 
2012-08-25 01:16:35 PM  

BadReligion: Apos: Fact: Kirsten has yet to top her sterling performance in Interview With A Vampire.

Incorrect. The correct answer is Drop Dead Gorgeous.


And now she's a news anchor.
 
2012-08-25 01:26:44 PM  

Sybarite: A less funny knockoff of Bridesmaids and The Hangover, just what the world was waiting for. "Hey look, we've got a fat girl too!"

[www.accesshollywood.com image 415x310]


And, oddly enough, said "fat girl" was also in Bridesmaids. She was one of Kristen Wiig's roommates early-on in the film.
 
2012-08-25 01:30:48 PM  

Martstar: Sybarite: A less funny knockoff of Bridesmaids and The Hangover, just what the world was waiting for. "Hey look, we've got a fat girl too!"

[www.accesshollywood.com image 415x310]

And, oddly enough, said "fat girl" was also in Bridesmaids. She was one of Kristen Wiig's roommates early-on in the film.


I thought I recognized her. So, it's a clone of Bridesmaids.

The scene where she's clocking drivers....hot.

/Drop your hip.
 
2012-08-25 01:32:21 PM  

WarehouseMouse: Seth'n'Spectrum: WarehouseMouse: My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

I liked it. I know at least a few other people on Fark did.

To each his own, sir. I couldn't feel anything except contempt for any of the characters.


I felt the same. I watched it for the first hour, and it really didn't seem to be about anything more than beautiful, wealthy, successful people whinging about how unhappy they are with their lives. Plus Kiefer Sutherland complaining over and over about how much he spent on the wedding. If you are going to do a character study, it helps to have characters that you care about. I just didn't feel anything for the ones in Melancholia.
 
2012-08-25 01:41:15 PM  

wildstarr: Tillmaster: WarehouseMouse: CarnySaur: And "Melancholia" was okay?

My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

So she is the one who put the Melons in melancholia?

Agreed. Truly dreadful film.

I'm aware that it's more about the characters than the event. But does it have any sci-fi elements? I've been wondering this about Another Earth as well


Another Earth was better since the science fiction element was more central to the plot, and the characters actually had a really good reason for being morose, so they were much more relatable as human beings. Melancholia was just the cinematic equivalent of an Emo hipster douchbag.
 
2012-08-25 01:41:45 PM  
oh the things i would do to Kirsten
 
2012-08-25 02:04:36 PM  

Mr. Dunst, when contacted for his reaction:

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"I'll wait till it comes out on DVD."

 
2012-08-25 02:06:52 PM  
She seems so thin now. All the old pictures are how. The current ones show her, what looks like, 20lbs lighter. Meh.
 
2012-08-25 02:11:17 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: She seems so thin now. All the old pictures are how. The current ones show her, what looks like, 20lbs lighter. Meh.


The same thing happened to Emma Stone. I call it "The Spider-Man effect".
 
2012-08-25 02:15:34 PM  

Mad_Radhu: WarehouseMouse: Seth'n'Spectrum: WarehouseMouse: My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

I liked it. I know at least a few other people on Fark did.

To each his own, sir. I couldn't feel anything except contempt for any of the characters.

I felt the same. I watched it for the first hour, and it really didn't seem to be about anything more than beautiful, wealthy, successful people whinging about how unhappy they are with their lives. Plus Kiefer Sutherland complaining over and over about how much he spent on the wedding. If you are going to do a character study, it helps to have characters that you care about. I just didn't feel anything for the ones in Melancholia.


The first half, I agree, was hard to watch. The second half was awesome and made up for the slow beginning. Not one of the best movies ever made... But still definitely worth watching.
 
2012-08-25 02:18:29 PM  

Mad_Radhu: WarehouseMouse: Seth'n'Spectrum: WarehouseMouse: My question exactly. Even Kirsten's ample bosom, seemingly on display for a third of the film, couldn't salvage that dreck.

I liked it. I know at least a few other people on Fark did.

To each his own, sir. I couldn't feel anything except contempt for any of the characters.

I felt the same. I watched it for the first hour, and it really didn't seem to be about anything more than beautiful, wealthy, successful people whinging about how unhappy they are with their lives. Plus Kiefer Sutherland complaining over and over about how much he spent on the wedding. If you are going to do a character study, it helps to have characters that you care about. I just didn't feel anything for the ones in Melancholia.


Lars Von Trier is one of the most annoying film makers.

I just fast fowarded to the boob parts.
 
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