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(Mirror.co.uk)   Where is King Richard III buried? We should find out as soon as they dig up a parking lot   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 43
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2012-08-24 07:21:17 PM  
he's buried in grant's tomb
 
2012-08-24 08:36:52 PM  
Now is the winter of our disinterment.
 
2012-08-24 08:39:36 PM  
A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!
 
2012-08-24 08:41:32 PM  
Is that the parking lot from when they paved Paradise?
 
2012-08-24 08:43:04 PM  
Never mind if they don't find him. They've got two other Richards, don't they?
Sure, you would like to have the complete set, but...
 
2012-08-24 08:48:07 PM  
*pulls sword from stone*

"Richard?"

"More like Arthur."

*Lion roared in the distance*

As he tumbled into darkness, he knew that life was what it was, and so was he, a force unaccounted for in space, roaming lonely and disparate, another space entirely..."another space entirely, sir..."

And with that, he smiled.

Crate smiled.

;)
 
2012-08-24 08:49:21 PM  
Buried? I didn't even know he was sick.
 
2012-08-24 08:49:35 PM  

Kanemano: A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!


There's our winner. Everyone can go home now.
 
2012-08-24 08:51:26 PM  
Will Geraldo be there?
 
2012-08-24 08:54:41 PM  
My richard the thirds get a burial at sea
 
2012-08-24 08:56:27 PM  

Kanemano: A hearse! hurst, a hearse! hurst my kingdom for a hearse!

hurst!

More horsepower ya know!
 
2012-08-24 08:59:15 PM  
You know who else was buried in a parking lot?
 
2012-08-24 09:01:08 PM  
Richard A-yi-yi-yi
ya no puede caminar
porque le falta, porque no tiene
las dos patitas de atrás.
 
2012-08-24 09:12:38 PM  
"To Live Is To Die," Metallica.
 
2012-08-24 09:13:40 PM  

Indubitably: "To Live Is To Die," Metallica.


p.s. for mostivus. ;)
 
2012-08-24 09:19:22 PM  

clowncar on fire: Kanemano: A hearse! hurst, a hearse! hurst my kingdom for a hearse!hurst!

More horsepower ya know!


Better send an ambalance. Or a hurst.


/mm-hm
 
2012-08-24 09:21:46 PM  
In the ground?

Yes, I'm going to go with in the ground!
 
2012-08-24 09:24:13 PM  
I'm not sure about my answer, it's just a hunch..
 
2012-08-24 09:25:58 PM  

Morgellons: clowncar on fire: Kanemano: A hearse! hurst, a hearse! hurst my kingdom for a hearse!hurst!

More horsepower ya know!

Better send an ambalance. Or a hurst.


/mm-hm


"You need prescriptive drugs, sir, and stat, for they 'help' ease the mind; they make life real," the person said.

"Yeah right, asshole, you make shiat up as you go along to make right what you said before; what the fark is that?"

"Just medicating my words, man, you?"

;)
 
2012-08-24 09:26:20 PM  
He's apparently so underground that the hipsters are shocked that you've heard of him.
 
2012-08-24 09:28:20 PM  
Couldn't be any worse than where John Knox, leader of the Protestant Reformation in Scotland, is buried in Edinburgh...

farm3.staticflickr.com

See that yellow square in Space 23? That's him.
 
2012-08-24 09:28:22 PM  

cleveoh: I'm not sure about my answer, it's just a hunch..


Bunch of hunch leads to lunch.

In the sky?

Yeah, right.

Sandwich, anyone?
 
2012-08-24 09:40:14 PM  

rassleholic: You know who else was buried in a parking lot?


I don't know but I highly doubt that Richard III was buried in a parking lot. You know, parking lots were not as common in the fifteenth century as they are today.
 
2012-08-24 09:56:50 PM  
Third = turd

I'm going for a richard.

You don't have that?
 
2012-08-24 09:57:05 PM  

traylor: You know, parking lots were not as common in the fifteenth century as they are today.


Sure they were. Htey were just called "the pasture where the horses shiat while we do business"
 
2012-08-24 10:06:21 PM  
In England turd means a treble twenty in darts
 
2012-08-24 10:07:14 PM  

LordOfThePings: Richard A-yi-yi-yi
ya no puede caminar


Wrong song, you idiot.
 
2012-08-24 11:00:51 PM  
I can empathize. I've buried my dick in some places I'm not proud of, too.
 
2012-08-24 11:12:38 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: he's buried in grant's tomb


next to hoffa?
 
2012-08-24 11:28:30 PM  

vudukungfu: Dead for Tax Reasons: he's buried in grant's tomb

next to hoffa?


Not fair.
 
2012-08-24 11:31:04 PM  
Maybe we should ask this guy:
i129.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 11:34:33 PM  

Rufus Lee King: It's a very slow Friday night on FARK.

Perhaps this site is dying.

If so, good thing.


Says whom?

Monitor, eh?

Heh.

;)
 
2012-08-24 11:39:51 PM  

JosephFinn: Is that the parking lot from when they paved Paradise?


"They exhumed Plantagenet and dug up a parking lot " just doesn't have the right meter.
 
2012-08-24 11:51:41 PM  
I began resaerching my family background in Scotland a couple of weeks ago and I started reading about Scottish Kings. That led to English Kings which led to Viking/Norman Kings which led to Barbarian Kings which led to me realizing that there was one hell of a lot of inbreeding in those lines. It seemed that every King was related to every other King by blood or marriage. And for good reason, It kept invasions down to a minumum. Some of their women were married to other Kings, too. Either after one King killed the other, or after one King died and another took his bride. Usually it was about a claim of the other's kingdom and women seemed to be for breeding stock only. Also, he who had the most shiat certainly did win in those times.

It's a great read but there's so many Kings you can get off track quickly. Nearly all of them came from the Barbarians or Vikings that invaded Europe at the time. It was a brutal time for sure.
 
2012-08-24 11:54:11 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Indubitably: Rufus Lee King: It's a very slow Friday night on FARK.

Perhaps this site is dying.

If so, good thing.

Says whom?

Monitor, eh?

Heh.

;)

[24.media.tumblr.com image 712x1500]


*bow*
 
2012-08-25 12:12:56 AM  

draa: It seemed that every King was related to every other King by blood or marriage.


Hence why Edward VII was known as the "Uncle of Europe".

Of course, the Egyptians weren't as much into intermarrying with other kingdoms to make peace, and thus creating the 2nd cousin type incest of Europe. Instead, they kept the family business really in the family (1st cousins were considered "distant"; uncle-niece, aunt-nephew, and brother-sister were common).
 
2012-08-25 12:15:24 AM  

Godamnlimey: My richard the thirds get a burial at sea


Earthy.
 
2012-08-25 12:17:35 AM  

Veritas: Kanemano: A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!

There's our winner. Everyone can go home now.


No.

notmtwain: Now is the winter of our disinterment.


Yes.
 
2012-08-25 01:14:39 AM  
Not in the deep bosom of the ocean?
 
2012-08-25 02:53:51 AM  
Richard III was the last true king of England. From the House of York and the last of the Plantagenet dynasty. Damn those Lannisters and their spawn.



/Winter is coming
 
2012-08-25 03:50:04 AM  
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/richard-iii-is-former-king-of-en gland-1277249

Learn something new every day

/btw, where's the en gland?
 
2012-08-25 04:24:12 AM  

cleveoh: I'm not sure about my answer, it's just a hunch..


Came for this, leaving with the daughter of time.
 
2012-08-25 06:41:29 AM  

HopScotchNSoda: draa: It seemed that every King was related to every other King by blood or marriage.

Hence why Edward VII was known as the "Uncle of Europe".

Of course, the Egyptians weren't as much into intermarrying with other kingdoms to make peace, and thus creating the 2nd cousin type incest of Europe. Instead, they kept the family business really in the family (1st cousins were considered "distant"; uncle-niece, aunt-nephew, and brother-sister were common).


Then you had the Hapsburgs, where your wife might be your cousin AND your niece, and possibly, in extreme cases, your brother-in-law.
 
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