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(Wonkette)   Heroic blogger-patriot proposes Grand Unified Obama Conspiracy Theory tying seemingly every wingnut belief into one perfectly derptastic postulate on the origins of our dark matter president   (wonkette.com) divider line 17
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3226 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Aug 2012 at 8:24 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-24 10:32:52 PM  
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2012-08-24 08:49:21 PM  
2 votes:
This is what conservatives actually believe.

These are the people that will be empowered if Romney gets your vote in November.

Remember that.
2012-08-24 08:48:01 PM  
2 votes:
Meh, the guy is pretty much a moderate in today's Republican party
2012-08-24 08:44:45 PM  
2 votes:
If we had a good mental health care system, this man might be helped, not mocked.
2012-08-24 08:21:58 PM  
2 votes:
If you really want to paint Obama with a disgusting title unbecoming of a man serving as President of the United States, call him a Republican.

No need to make up slander.
2012-08-24 06:35:16 PM  
2 votes:
The paranoid spokesman, sees the fate of conspiracy in apocalyptic terms - he traffics in the birth and death of whole worlds, whole political orders, whole systems of human values. He is always manning the barricades of civilization... he does not see social conflict as something to be mediated and compromised, in the manner of the working politician. Since what is at stake is always a conflict between absolute good and absolute evil, what is necessary is not compromise but the will to fight things out to a finish. Since the enemy is thought of as being totally evil and totally unappeasable, he must be totally eliminated - if not from the world, at least from the theatre of operations to which the paranoid directs his attention. This demand for total triumph leads to the formulation of hopelessly unrealistic goals, and since these goals are not even remotely attainable, failure constantly heightens the paranoid's sense of frustration. Even partial success leaves him with the same feeling of powerlessness with which he began, and this in turn only strengthens his awareness of the vast and terrifying quality of the enemy he opposes.

Richard Hofstadter, you prophet you.
2012-08-25 06:53:21 AM  
1 votes:
I proposed a conspiracy to a co-worker tonight that if mitt is really trying to create energy dependence for the US, and end unenployment, he's not reading rand, he's reading swift. Why did writting that just make me paraniod?
2012-08-25 02:02:57 AM  
1 votes:
A+++ WOULD DERP AGAIN
2012-08-25 12:58:46 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: People with gout wouldn't be voting Obama anyway...


Oh, great. Now we'll have waves of Heroic-Blogger Patriots posting that they're going to "go gout."
2012-08-25 12:30:07 AM  
1 votes:

WizardofToast: Gyrfalcon: The Grand Obama Unification Theory, eh?


GOUT?

I think that's his ultimate plan given the decline of nutrition in the US. Then people can't come over to vote and he remains president for four more years.


People with gout wouldn't be voting Obama anyway...
2012-08-24 08:55:20 PM  
1 votes:
download.lardlad.com
2012-08-24 08:41:37 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, this is even pissing off the FELLOW AMERICAN in here that I got Farkied as a right winger.

Not sayin' who now, just...sayin'.
2012-08-24 08:30:20 PM  
1 votes:
cl.jroo.me
2012-08-24 08:27:48 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like they forgot to mention Obama's Mars teleportation conspiracy.
2012-08-24 08:17:01 PM  
1 votes:

Chariset: The paranoid spokesman, sees the fate of conspiracy in apocalyptic terms - he traffics in the birth and death of whole worlds, whole political orders, whole systems of human values. He is always manning the barricades of civilization... he does not see social conflict as something to be mediated and compromised, in the manner of the working politician. Since what is at stake is always a conflict between absolute good and absolute evil, what is necessary is not compromise but the will to fight things out to a finish. Since the enemy is thought of as being totally evil and totally unappeasable, he must be totally eliminated - if not from the world, at least from the theatre of operations to which the paranoid directs his attention. This demand for total triumph leads to the formulation of hopelessly unrealistic goals, and since these goals are not even remotely attainable, failure constantly heightens the paranoid's sense of frustration. Even partial success leaves him with the same feeling of powerlessness with which he began, and this in turn only strengthens his awareness of the vast and terrifying quality of the enemy he opposes.

Richard Hofstadter, you prophet you.


Stupendous. If the quote wasn't attributed, I think it could have been lifted directly from a modern Republican how-to guide.
2012-08-24 08:05:23 PM  
1 votes:
America has been having its leaders chosen, Democrat or Republican, chosen by the one world government, the Masons, the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, whatever you want to call these people, these are people who control the world.

What about the reverse vampires?
2012-08-24 07:05:02 PM  
1 votes:
these women become baby factories for Islam because it's the religion of the father

There's so much derpgarrbl here to deal with I'm not sure why this part caught my eye. I don't think that's accurate.
 
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