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(Wonkette)   Heroic blogger-patriot proposes Grand Unified Obama Conspiracy Theory tying seemingly every wingnut belief into one perfectly derptastic postulate on the origins of our dark matter president   (wonkette.com) divider line 61
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2012-08-25 04:21:26 AM

Katolu: Gyrfalcon: WizardofToast: Gyrfalcon: The Grand Obama Unification Theory, eh?


GOUT?

I think that's his ultimate plan given the decline of nutrition in the US. Then people can't come over to vote and he remains president for four more years.

People with gout wouldn't be voting Obama anyway...
shiat, now I have to vote for Rmoney. Thank fsm I'm not white too....aw shiat NOW I have join the teahadist party.


You have gout? Wow, I thought that went out with Ben Franklin...
 
2012-08-25 06:28:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: Katolu: Gyrfalcon: WizardofToast: Gyrfalcon: The Grand Obama Unification Theory, eh?


GOUT?

I think that's his ultimate plan given the decline of nutrition in the US. Then people can't come over to vote and he remains president for four more years.

People with gout wouldn't be voting Obama anyway...
shiat, now I have to vote for Rmoney. Thank fsm I'm not white too....aw shiat NOW I have join the teahadist party.

You have gout? Wow, I thought that went out with Ben Franklin...

Genetics! As long as I go easy on red meat and beer it dosen't flare up. The beer part is tough, but drinking a lot of water off- sets it.
 
2012-08-25 06:53:21 AM
I proposed a conspiracy to a co-worker tonight that if mitt is really trying to create energy dependence for the US, and end unenployment, he's not reading rand, he's reading swift. Why did writting that just make me paraniod?
 
2012-08-25 07:36:19 AM
How do the horrible pyramid hermit crabs fit into all this?

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2012-08-25 10:41:40 AM

stiletto_the_wise: The actual audio. Crazy as a bat.


I'll thank you not to insult the Bat-American community, Sir/Ma'am.

Bats are our pals. & the ones around here are being threatened by "White Nosed Syndrome:"

Link
 
2012-08-25 11:21:50 AM

redheededstepchild: if mitt is really trying to create energy dependence for the US, and end unenployment, he's not reading rand, he's reading swift...


www.tomswift.info
 
2012-08-25 11:26:39 AM
Dibs on the movie rights.
 
2012-08-25 01:42:45 PM
When did Wonkette get leather and whips? ... Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2012-08-25 02:27:04 PM

cleveoh: stiletto_the_wise: The actual audio. Crazy as a bat.

I'll thank you not to insult the Bat-American community, Sir/Ma'am.

Bats are our pals. & the ones around here are being threatened by "White Nosed Syndrome:"

Link


That's quite troubling.

I wonder if setting up "feeding stations" filled with terrarium-grown bugs would help them survive the winter.
 
2012-08-25 06:59:22 PM

fusillade762: these women become baby factories for Islam because it's the religion of the father

There's so much derpgarrbl here to deal with I'm not sure why this part caught my eye. I don't think that's accurate.


I always want to ask people who say things like that, okay, so which of my parents is Pagan? Mom? Nope, she's Catholic. Dad? ...Him too.

Well?
 
2012-08-26 10:35:26 PM
Who is Avi Lipkin (or Lapkin, as it seems to be spelled in the source)?

Well, I did some Googling around and apparently he is Dennis Avi Lipkin alias Victor Mordecai, an "Israeli journalist" and "Jewish theologian" according to some (possibly just him), who did a tour of Switzerland during the great Minaret panic and was rewarded with a conviction under Swiss racism law. German Wikipedia (DE) says he was born in Flushing, New York in 1949 and immigrated to Israel at 18*. There is no English language article for his name.

*WARNING! WARNING! Just in time for the Six Days War. A sign that he may have been a bit imbalanced already.

He seems to have a number of websites promoting his books, three of which were written under the Victor Mordecai alias.

His basis thesis is that Islam is a psychosis and the God of Islam is the Devil and that the Jews should accept Jesus as their Messiah because Islam means to destory Christianity, Judaism, and all good things whatsoever.

He claims to have lectured at 700 churches and synagogues, presumably extremely reactionary and racist ones.

Not terribly impressive, actually, given the fact that there are hundreds of thousands of churches and synagogues and even the 1% most reactionary of them might well be troubled by the kind of looney hate propaganda he clearly espouses.
 
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