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		Fark Weird News Quiz, iteration #151, which is the approximate proof of the grain alcohol you may need to get through it. Good luck (fark.com)		32
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Unfreakable		2012-08-24 02:13:19 PM

Special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz writers: Ivan, Sim Tree, meow said the dog, and phlegmmo. Thanks for all the help.

Unfreakable		2012-08-24 02:14:20 PM

Last week's winners:

Al_Khowarizmi 1053
mfgordon 1034
Phuzzt 1025
Clint_Torres 1023
bring to a festering boil 1021
Type random string here 1021
Drone637 1018
Evildog 1015
aaronx 1011
bratface 1006

Congratulations, and good luck this week

Unfreakable		2012-08-24 02:15:16 PM

Oh, and also here's the Easy Quiz

texdent		2012-08-24 02:20:06 PM

Final Score:

3 out of 11 correct, total points = 276
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (106 seconds)

Really sucked this week

Marcus Aurelius 735
cgraves67 722
babysealclubber 648
booger9 603
Old Painty Can Ned 458
Roja Herring 451
HawgWild 364
texdent 276
Unfreakable 0

WarszawaScream		2012-08-24 02:21:15 PM

Eh, I did so-so this week. Not enough free time at work to read the news.

Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 634

Total time elapsed:
1 minute (107 seconds)

Marcus Aurelius 735
cgraves67 722
babysealclubber 648
WarszawaScream 634
booger9 603
Old Painty Can Ned 458
Roja Herring 451
HawgWild 364
texdent 276
Unfreakable 0

meow said the dog		2012-08-24 02:24:18 PM

LAUGHTER OL I accidentally got one right on the easy quiz (I usually take these to get the 0 of 0). It was a question not previously seen by me. I now must go and read the story related to this because I thought, "There is not the way this could be correct." There are the funniest of stories.

loveblondieo		2012-08-24 02:29:22 PM

Woot! (I know this won't last long.)

oi50.tinypic.com

texdent		2012-08-24 02:29:28 PM

Did much better on the easy quiz

Final Score:

10 out of 10 correct, total points = 920
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (80 seconds)
texdent 920
booger9 716
brightestfell 686
loveblondieo 646
Old Painty Can Ned 282
meow said the dog 93
Unfreakable 0

Jekylman		2012-08-24 02:45:32 PM

This number, 151, keeps coming up in the news. CLI-
OK, nevermind.

ArtosRC		2012-08-24 02:48:17 PM

I see we used Strength to push the truck.

Crewmannumber6		2012-08-24 02:49:23 PM

I started out 6 out of 7, then went 0 for 4 to finish

Queensowntalia		2012-08-24 02:50:25 PM

Wow. 368. My worst in a while - I have been neglecting Fark this week, I guess.

lantawa		2012-08-24 02:50:54 PM

missed by *this* much...thanks again for the werk, all. It's always a small treat on Friday to do the Fark quiz....

Crewmannumber6		2012-08-24 02:52:05 PM

Did better on the easy version

9 out of 10 correct, total points = 805

Total time elapsed:
1 minute (104 seconds)

M-G		2012-08-24 02:53:50 PM

I've done better, but also done a lot worse:

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

M-G 936
lantawa 885
ac982000 836
Toc 826
had98c 825
loveblondieo 819
bjmidkiff2 810
MOHWowbagger 801
pharmacide 754
DirkTheDaring 740

shaft6969		2012-08-24 02:54:31 PM

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
shaft6969 992
M-G 936
lantawa 885
ac982000 836
Toc 826
had98c 825
loveblondieo 819
bjmidkiff2 810
MOHWowbagger 801
pharmacide 754

/gotta make a permanent record of this, as I doubt it will last! WOOT!!!

Arkanaut		2012-08-24 02:55:31 PM

Fark News Quiz sucks go Slate Quiz

pkrzycki		2012-08-24 02:57:46 PM

texdent 920
catastrophe averted 834
geocacherphil 809
Crewmannumber6 805
DirkTheDaring 751
TheYeti 742
buck1138 738
I Mash Grains 723
pkrzycki 721
booger9 716

BAMFinator		2012-08-24 02:58:38 PM

670
my best in a long time.

/now it is clear why I am so behind at work.
//oh well

GirlScoutSniper		2012-08-24 03:01:07 PM

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

shaft6969 992
Walker 939
M-G 936
Chthonic Echoes 919
ForgotMyTowel 914
GirlScoutSniper 906
lantawa 885
uncleacid 865
ac982000 836
HighZoolander 829

Soni		2012-08-24 03:04:59 PM

epic fail! I got ONE right! Wooooooooot!

in my defense... i have been moving thois week... no time for anything.

blatz514		2012-08-24 03:07:51 PM

Wow, I must have actually gotten work done this week. I even bombed the "easy" quiz.

SanjiSasuke		2012-08-24 03:33:29 PM

Easily my best in awhile. Non-productive week (not really) FTW.

Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 742
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (78 seconds)

bongo98902		2012-08-24 03:53:14 PM

Either I spent way to much time Farking this week, or my brain is permanently Fark-warped. Second time I ever took the quiz.

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 809
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (113 seconds)

BuckTurgidson		2012-08-24 03:59:45 PM

Final Score:
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 994
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (106 seconds)

BuckTurgidson 994
shaft6969 992
erst 957
Walker 939
M-G 936
Chthonic Echoes 919
ForgotMyTowel 914
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist 910
GirlScoutSniper 906
jptuba 887

WOO HOO! SHORT-LIVED GLORY, I REVEL IN THEE!!!

Hyperbolic Hyperbole		2012-08-24 04:20:33 PM

I think the reason I keep doing so poorly on these quizzes is because i pick according to what i wish the story was.

Mr.Hawk		2012-08-24 04:54:39 PM

Hard

Final Score:

5 out of 11 correct, total points = 436
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (140 seconds)

Easy?

Final Score:

6 out of 10 correct, total points = 528
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (114 seconds)

This is why all the teachers hated me in school

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2012-08-24 05:02:22 PM

Worst I've done in awhile, but I did read the blurb. Hate to admit it, but I agree.

Walker		2012-08-24 05:33:34 PM

BuckTurgidson: Final Score:
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 994
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (106 seconds)

BuckTurgidson 994
shaft6969 992
erst 957
Walker 939
M-G 936
Chthonic Echoes 919
ForgotMyTowel 914
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist 910
GirlScoutSniper 906
jptuba 887

WOO HOO! SHORT-LIVED GLORY, I REVEL IN THEE!!!

Well you beat me but I got it done quicker, just 72 seconds.
That's 6.5 seconds on each question. I don't even read a lot of them, I just look at the answers and see what rings a bell as being seen on Fark this week.

Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 939
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (72 seconds)

BuckTurgidson		2012-08-24 05:38:47 PM

Walker: I don't even read a lot of them, I just look at the answers and see what rings a bell as being seen on Fark this week.

Yeah, me too sometimes but you have to be careful of the "Which of these was NOT on Fark this week" questions they throw in from time to time.