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(CNN)   The coolest water slides you'll see all day   ( divider line
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14850 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Aug 2012 at 4:24 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-24 04:36:29 PM  
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2012-08-24 05:58:42 PM  
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moike: FTFA, Slide 6... "Brazil's 135-foot attraction Insano plunges at a speed of 65 mph, taking riders from start to heart-pounding finish in less than five seconds."

Jesus christ... 65 mph. I'd imagine that you hit the bottom of that slide with such force that your asshole pops open like a farking parachute on a funnycar and you end up with enough pool water pumping into your GI that it's shooting out your nose by the time you come to a stop.

Man, it ws nowhere near this high, but they had one of these in Phoenix, and when they first put it in, you could pull on the bar where you held on and launch yourself. You would go out over the edge and drop 20 feet or so before coming in contact with the actual slide(It 'may' have actually been more straight vertical). Sadly, the next time I went, a year or two later, they didn't let you do that anymore, but holy Fark was it awesome. I wouldn't do that for a million bucks now though.
2012-08-24 05:43:57 PM  
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2012-08-24 04:55:19 PM  
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MoronLessOff: LittleMissStubborn: WhippingBoy: The best water slides are the ones where you sit at the bottom and watch the force of the water blow off women's tops and jam their bottoms "up there".

That's pretty much all of them. I sadly know this from experience.
Waterslides and bikinis just don't mix.

You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

especially if you look as hot as Littlemissstuborn.
2012-08-24 02:57:02 PM  
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FishyFred: [ image 640x360]

So, uh, let's say you get stuck on #4...

Isn't that just the "as safe as possible" version of this....

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