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(Washington Post)   The Romney Campaign wants everyone to know that when Mitt said "No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate," he was in no way bringing up the Birther Issue. At all. Seriously   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 927
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2012-08-24 05:36:57 PM
Well, good to see we can look forward to another week of substantive debate on the critical issues facing the country as we head into the RNC convention.

If anybody wants me, I'll be in the bar.
 
2012-08-24 05:38:29 PM

dr_blasto: Mikey1969: dr_blasto: Mikey1969: Magnanimous_J: jbuist: Philip Francis Queeg: You know every time I think I couldn't have less respect for the Republicans, they prove me wrong.

Sheriff Joe is going to speak at the Convention.

*facepalm*

Have you heard what his latest schtick is? Put up ads on Craigslist for people to f*ck a dog and when they show up arrest them.

Way to go after the important stuff, Joe!

Thanks for the heads up. I have a 4pm appoint to cancel.

Nope, no convention. He's speaking at the farking zoo. I kid you not.

It is, strangely, appropriate.

Yeah, some of the people in Tampa have never seen a real jackass before. I hear there's going to be a parade and everything...

Let's just hope it isn't a petting zoo.


"Sir, please remove the sloth from your head."
 
2012-08-24 05:39:18 PM
see Romney when i called republicans nazi i was not referring to Hitler and his party of hate, and your anti everyone who wants to live well stance, i was simply saying you were not the letter Z
 
2012-08-24 05:39:34 PM
Considering other things he's said, like "Lemon. Wet. Good." and "the trees are the right height", I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he had no intention of alluding to birtherism.

The man is just a freak that says weird things.
 
2012-08-24 05:40:47 PM

BillCo: I'll just leave this here.

[www.majhost.com image 423x374]


SO much more legit than a state-certified COLB or a state-certified long form birth certificate. Thank you very much for this perfectly legitimate evidence.
 
2012-08-24 05:41:28 PM

skullkrusher: PlatinumDragon: skullkrusher: PlatinumDragon: Richard Flaccid: Because candidates never tell jokes at political rallies.

Because making jokes about your opponent using a reference to a racist smear campaign aimed at that person is always excusable if it's just a joke.

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No one questioned my birthplace. Must be cuz I'm white

Because a racist-dogwhistle smear campaign aimed at a particular individual somehow becomes not-racist just because there's another individual of the same skin colour who wasn't a target of that campaign.

Next excuse?

excuse? No, there is no excuse for birtherism. Just pointing out the fundamental flaw in your argument behind the driving cause of birtherism. If it is because the President is black, then it should apply to any black person, not just one.

Surely there are racist Democrats - why are they not Birthers? Hmm...


There haven't been many examples of black people, never mind any with at least one African-born parent, running for and winning the presidency. Romney was supposedly born in Detroit, MI. I take him at his word that he wasn't born across the river in Windsor, and no one accuses him of such. No one demands his long-form birth certificate, or his college transcripts, or his grade school registration. No one questions whatever birth announcement was published. I wonder why that is.
 
2012-08-24 05:43:36 PM
Another lie. Many people have asked, Mitt.

But you know who never got asked for tax returns? Obama and George Romney
 
2012-08-24 05:44:16 PM
I'll just leave this here.
 
2012-08-24 05:44:21 PM

GhostFish: Considering other things he's said, like "Lemon. Wet. Good." and "the trees are the right height", I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he had no intention of alluding to birtherism.

The man is just a freak that says weird things.


Remember, Obama is the one who can't speak without a teleprompter.
 
2012-08-24 05:44:39 PM

mrshowrules: Exact quote:

"Now I love being home in this place where Ann and I were raised, where both of us were born," Mr. Romney said, standing alongside his wife, Ann, and his running mate, Representative Paul D. Ryan. "Ann was born in Henry Ford Hospital just down the street from the GM plant I would have let close. I was born in Harper Hospital just next to steel mill whose employees lost there health care coverage so I could buy dancing horses. No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised."


Well, in Mitt's defense, what he probably meant was that no one asks for his birth certificate because an American bald eagle, crying tears of gold and wrapped in Ol' Glory miraculously sprang from the floor of the room he was born in. So, everyone in that town knows about his birthplace.
 
2012-08-24 05:45:28 PM
Obama should beat Romney to the chase and demand to see his own birth certificate, question why he himself hasn't released it yet, and court the tea partiers first.
 
2012-08-24 05:46:03 PM

ketheriel: Obama should beat Romney to the chase and demand to see his own birth certificate, question why he himself hasn't released it yet, and court the tea partiers first.


That sounds like something from the Onion.
 
2012-08-24 05:46:06 PM
We get it. Mitt's a bully and a dick. He should not have power.
 
Bf+
2012-08-24 05:46:27 PM
NateGrey:
www.phawker.com


That.is.so.awesome.
Now someone needs to combine these:

i.ebayimg.com
www.umich.edu
 
2012-08-24 05:46:44 PM

vygramul: BillCo: I'll just leave this here.

[www.majhost.com image 423x374]

[www.bitlogic.com image 472x800]


Ah! A fellow recycler! (I'm constantly on my family's case about it. But you-YOU have truly mastered the art!)*

*Not saying that I disagree with your overall point...
 
2012-08-24 05:48:26 PM

vegasj: BAM!

Hurts when poo is tossed back doesn't it lefties?

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When did the president make a joke about Mitt's other wives?
 
2012-08-24 05:49:05 PM

DeaH: vegasj: BAM!

Hurts when poo is tossed back doesn't it lefties?

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]

When did the president make a joke about Mitt's other wives?


Maybe he should. Then again, Mormon polygamy jokes are old hat.
 
2012-08-24 05:49:18 PM

Mikey1969: "So Barry, how about that birth certificate?"

"Here's a computer form I got from a friend."

"No Barry, your birth certificate."



"Here's a copy of the Constitution. Notice I've underlined the following 'Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State'. That 'computer form' in an official record of the State of Hawaii. So suck it Birfer." 

/Hows that deflection comming?
 
2012-08-24 05:49:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WhoIsWillo: WHEN WILL MITT ROMNEY RELEASE HIS ORIGINAL, LONG FORM BLUEPRINTS AND MANUFACTURER'S WARRANTY?

I demand to see the as-builts


Funny stuff.

/surveyor
 
2012-08-24 05:50:03 PM
When I was a kid at Brigham Young I personally witnessed Ann Romney blow approximately 15 dudes in a row and down each load. We were all shocked at what a massive whore she was.
 
2012-08-24 05:51:26 PM
oops if I attributed that wrong
 
2012-08-24 05:51:38 PM
Bill Co, you cou forgot this one:
wtpotus.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-24 05:52:51 PM
I've needed to show my birth certificate to get a driver's license. Has Romney ever driven a car, or has he always had a driver?
 
2012-08-24 05:53:19 PM
Could someone post the latest revision of the racist code words? I think I must be out of compliance. Obviously Coward, Liar, and Obama are code for you know, that word. Apparently Angry, Biden, Predator Drone and The have been added since my last update. Am I still under orders to use Hate only for Christians? Do I still get to shiat on anyone who stands up and says "I respectfully disagree"? I haven't felt really connected to the hive mind lately and I think this might be why.

Oops, am I still allowed to think?
 
2012-08-24 05:54:06 PM

berylman: When I was a kid at Brigham Young I personally witnessed Ann Romney blow approximately 15 dudes in a row and down each load. We were all shocked at what a massive whore she was.


And I know that she helped a certain former Fox News personality rape and kill a girl in 1990.
 
2012-08-24 05:54:15 PM

Seth_The_Wide: Could someone post the latest revision of the racist code words? I think I must be out of compliance. Obviously Coward, Liar, and Obama are code for you know, that word. Apparently Angry, Biden, Predator Drone and The have been added since my last update. Am I still under orders to use Hate only for Christians? Do I still get to shiat on anyone who stands up and says "I respectfully disagree"? I haven't felt really connected to the hive mind lately and I think this might be why.

Oops, am I still allowed to think?


You are. Even though you don't.
 
2012-08-24 05:55:50 PM

NateGrey: Show us the tax returns Mitt, wait where you going?

[i.usatoday.net image 490x360]

"BRB going to Cayman Islands"


Ironically, the Cayman Islands are among the hardest places in the world to actually MOVE to. Yes, even if you're a one percenter. "Just leave your money on the counter and get back on your filthy cruise ship."
 
2012-08-24 05:59:00 PM

Seth_The_Wide: Could someone post the latest revision of the racist code words? I think I must be out of compliance. Obviously Coward, Liar, and Obama are code for you know, that word. Apparently Angry, Biden, Predator Drone and The have been added since my last update. Am I still under orders to use Hate only for Christians? Do I still get to shiat on anyone who stands up and says "I respectfully disagree"? I haven't felt really connected to the hive mind lately and I think this might be why.

Oops, am I still allowed to think?


you are allowed to think as long you dont say anything to upset liberals. After that, you must desist.
 
2012-08-24 06:00:24 PM
Oh Mitt, you adorable little Mexican you.
 
2012-08-24 06:00:29 PM

someonelse: smitty04: The way we dress tells others a lot about us.

[www.derekpgilbert.com image 188x259]



Ann's shirt is a bird. Your argument is invalid.


Does she have an adam's apple?

images.politico.com
 
2012-08-24 06:00:31 PM

EatTheWorld: Seth_The_Wide: Could someone post the latest revision of the racist code words? I think I must be out of compliance. Obviously Coward, Liar, and Obama are code for you know, that word. Apparently Angry, Biden, Predator Drone and The have been added since my last update. Am I still under orders to use Hate only for Christians? Do I still get to shiat on anyone who stands up and says "I respectfully disagree"? I haven't felt really connected to the hive mind lately and I think this might be why.

Oops, am I still allowed to think?

you are allowed to think as long you dont say anything to upset liberals. After that, you must desist.


You keep making it sound we are upset. I am fine with Mitt Romney telling the whole world he is a birther.

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!


see I am not offended at all. Glad you are not either.
 
2012-08-24 06:00:50 PM
No one that you disagree with is allowed to make jokes in political season. Just a reminder from Fark.com
 
2012-08-24 06:00:56 PM
I wonder how many of you unracist libs will actually look into a PICA stamp and tell me what year that is supposed to be on the above SS registration card?

Instead, bring on the racists snarks, and completely disregard anything that might show your dear leader to be a fraud. You libs fight so well.
 
2012-08-24 06:02:05 PM

pedobearapproved: No one that you disagree with is allowed to make jokes in political season. Just a reminder from Fark.com


Get off the cross already.
 
2012-08-24 06:02:26 PM

Somacandra: thomps: it's disconcerting that your cat knows how to talk but hasn't yet learned how to use a litter box.

[i.imgur.com image 472x455]

What sweetmelissa31's cat may look like.


Nice... For some reason in grade school, we sat through that movie about every 3 months for 4 years or so.
 
2012-08-24 06:03:13 PM

pedobearapproved: No one that you disagree with is allowed to make jokes in political season. Just a reminder from Fark.com


Sure he can. It's fine he want's to make Birther jokes. That's fine but we can point out to EVERYONE he is making birther jokes.
 
2012-08-24 06:04:09 PM

EatTheWorld: I wonder how many of you unracist libs will actually look into a PICA stamp and tell me what year that is supposed to be on the above SS registration card?

Instead, bring on the racists snarks, and completely disregard anything that might show your dear leader to be a fraud. You libs fight so well.


No if Mitt is a Birther that's fine. I will tell everyone that is what he believes in. I'll even help you tell everyone.
 
2012-08-24 06:04:16 PM

WhoIsWillo: WHEN WILL MITT ROMNEY RELEASE HIS ORIGINAL, LONG FORM BLUEPRINTS AND MANUFACTURER'S WARRANTY?


Romney was created from a chant found in the Necromicon. Risen from a bowl of freshly-slaughtered baby's blood.
 
2012-08-24 06:04:45 PM
His campaign manager said it wasn't on the teleprompter because he knows it is not a winning argument. It wasn't in 2008 when no one knew Obama and it is worse now. But Romney opened Pandora's box. The freepers are already pushing birtherism again, and some of their charts appeared in this thread.

So mentioning the teleprompter is an intentional distraction. The teleprompter argument isn't a winner either, but it appeals too the same people and it isn't as destructive (from the Republican PoV) as birtherism. Won't work though.
 
2012-08-24 06:05:18 PM
Mitt

Corvus: You keep making it sound we are upset. I am fine with Mitt Romney telling the whole world he is a birther.

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

see I am not offended at all. Glad you are not either.


Mitt Romney didn't say any thing other than a mediocre joke. He didn't ask for proof of anything. Birthers are. There are legitimate questions to Obama's background. And the proof provided from the white house is lacking in solidity.
 
2012-08-24 06:07:33 PM

EatTheWorld: MittCorvus: You keep making it sound we are upset. I am fine with Mitt Romney telling the whole world he is a birther.

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

see I am not offended at all. Glad you are not either.

Mitt Romney didn't say any thing other than a mediocre joke. He didn't ask for proof of anything. Birthers are. There are legitimate questions to Obama's background. And the proof provided from the white house is lacking in solidity.


Just sayin', right?
 
2012-08-24 06:07:51 PM

Epoch_Zero: ....The hell are you on about now?

You do realize this was Mitt Romney using veiled racism in public, right? How exactly is that anything but a gift to those who don't want him to succeed in the election?


Have you not seen vegasj post? Racism in public is his thing.
 
2012-08-24 06:08:21 PM

EatTheWorld: Mitt Romney didn't say any thing other than a mediocre joke. He didn't ask for proof of anything. Birthers are. There are legitimate questions to Obama's background. And the proof provided from the white house is lacking in solidity.


Wow. Birthers really do exist!
 
2012-08-24 06:08:45 PM

NateGrey: Brilliant political move by Romney. Almost Palinesque. This could get all the people in media asking aloud what he was insinuating, and if he was being nativist, anti-Indonesian, etc. This ground has been trod on before, and it doesn't hurt Romney, and it doesn't help Obama. It DOES get Akin off of the front page.


Please don't like to that site.
 
2012-08-24 06:09:15 PM

EatTheWorld: Bill Co, you cou forgot this one:
[wtpotus.files.wordpress.com image 748x455]


Two...two mentally ill posters in this thread.
 
2012-08-24 06:09:39 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Brandyelf: Dr Jack Badofsky: Shrugging Atlas: Mitt, let's make it official: I'm asking to see your birth certificate.

/and your tax retruns

While you're at it, why don't you ask for Nancy Pelosi's and Harry Reid's returns as well?

Oh, are they running for president?

/Tax returns, Mr. Romney, not a topic that's going away

So, tax returns are required to be President, but Mitt's currently qualified to be Speaker of the House or Senate Majority leader?

All this biatching about tax returns. The guy paid more in taxes last year than you will over your entire life, even if he only paid 7%. But apparently, you're still going to PMS about it anyway. Try some Midol.


5/10

I gave you a couple of points because the Midol was a nice touch. Gives me a nice opening to bring up the war on women, but... too obvious.

And yeah, if the man is running on his business and financial acumen, I want to see proof of both. I don't.
 
2012-08-24 06:09:46 PM

EatTheWorld: MittCorvus: You keep making it sound we are upset. I am fine with Mitt Romney telling the whole world he is a birther.

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

see I am not offended at all. Glad you are not either.

Mitt Romney didn't say any thing other than a mediocre joke. He didn't ask for proof of anything. Birthers are. There are legitimate questions to Obama's background. And the proof provided from the white house is lacking in solidity.


You sound offended. Boy you get easily offended.

You mean there are question about Obama's birth? That's Birtherism. Why are you so frightened about Mitt being associated with that?

why are you so afraid about Romney's little joke?
 
2012-08-24 06:10:05 PM

EatTheWorld: MittCorvus: You keep making it sound we are upset. I am fine with Mitt Romney telling the whole world he is a birther.

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

see I am not offended at all. Glad you are not either.

Mitt Romney didn't say any thing other than a mediocre joke. He didn't ask for proof of anything. Birthers are. There are legitimate questions to Obama's background. And the proof provided from the white house is lacking in solidity.


So the state of Hawaii is in on the coverup, yes?
 
2012-08-24 06:10:47 PM

PlatinumDragon: EatTheWorld: MittCorvus: You keep making it sound we are upset. I am fine with Mitt Romney telling the whole world he is a birther.

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

MITT ROMNEY IS A BIRTHER!!!!

see I am not offended at all. Glad you are not either.

Mitt Romney didn't say any thing other than a mediocre joke. He didn't ask for proof of anything. Birthers are. There are legitimate questions to Obama's background. And the proof provided from the white house is lacking in solidity.

So the state of Hawaii is in on the coverup, yes?


Of course!
 
2012-08-24 06:10:52 PM

Seth_The_Wide: Oops, am I still allowed to think


You need to start thinking first.
 
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