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(Washington Post)   The Romney Campaign wants everyone to know that when Mitt said "No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate," he was in no way bringing up the Birther Issue. At all. Seriously   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 927
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2012-08-24 02:15:11 PM  
"No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate,"

I assume Romney has a passport. Was he asked for his birth certificate when he applied for a passport?
 
2012-08-24 02:15:50 PM  
Liberals are the real birthers for bringing up the birther issue.
 
2012-08-24 02:16:58 PM  
WHEN WILL MITT ROMNEY RELEASE HIS ORIGINAL, LONG FORM BLUEPRINTS AND MANUFACTURER'S WARRANTY?
 
2012-08-24 02:17:04 PM  
We've replaced the GOP's racist dog whistles with racist air horns, let's see if the base notices.
 
2012-08-24 02:17:08 PM  
That's because you're white.
 
2012-08-24 02:17:48 PM  
Oh, Mitt... you're such a jokester
 
2012-08-24 02:18:54 PM  

FACT CHECK: I'm sure at some point in his life someone asked to see Mitt Romney's birth certificate. FOUR PINOCCHIOS

- Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) August 24, 2012
 
2012-08-24 02:19:15 PM  
Oh, Mitt . . . you're such a pasty white, Wonder Bread, pearly prankster.
 
2012-08-24 02:20:51 PM  

BunkoSquad: We've replaced the GOP's racist dog whistles with racist air horns, let's see if the base notices.


They notice. And they agree, because they're ignorant bigots.
 
2012-08-24 02:23:14 PM  
 
2012-08-24 02:23:27 PM  
Romney adviser explained, "[w]e are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage...we don't need to show our birth certificates."
 
2012-08-24 02:25:27 PM  
I like how his advisers are distancing themselves from the comment. "Hey, that's not us, that's all Mitt!"
 
2012-08-24 02:25:30 PM  
WHAR EULA ROMNEYBOT WHAR??
 
2012-08-24 02:26:23 PM  

eraser8: Romney adviser explained, "[w]e are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage...we don't need to show our birth certificates."


I think he really had to concentrate to not say "Aryan"
 
2012-08-24 02:26:42 PM  
Haha! I get it! It's because he's white, am I right?
 
2012-08-24 02:27:34 PM  

Engaging, attempting eye contact w/32% of humanoid audience. Fully articulated limbs. Joke delivery protocol launched. Laughter biofeedback.

- David Rees (@letsgetshort) August 24, 2012

Rival candidate's ethnicity instantiated as subtext in humorous comment. Pause for chortle as per command line 832/51. Smile. Blink. Reboot.

- David Rees (@letsgetshort) August 24, 2012

Shirtsleeves rolled up 41% to allow visual confirmation of perspiration. Extrude liquified sodium synthetic as crowd jeers black president.

- David Rees (@letsgetshort) August 24, 2012
 
2012-08-24 02:28:03 PM  
is the state where he himself was born and raised."

I am a man of constant lying
I've seen money all my days.
I bid farewell to old Michigan
The state where I was born and raised.
 
2012-08-24 02:29:24 PM  
Uhhh, bullshiat. I know I sent emails to every republican candidate asking why I couldn't see a copy of their BC on the front page of their websites.
 
2012-08-24 02:32:08 PM  

Song of the day: Born in the U.S.A. OFA.BO/irL3ZV

- Barack Obama (@BarackObama) August 24, 2012



Upcoming Fox Headline: Barack Obama links to anti-war song.
 
2012-08-24 02:33:05 PM  
Can he please go back to like not knowing what a donut is, for example? I liked that better.
 
2012-08-24 02:33:55 PM  
I'll just leave this here.

www.majhost.com
 
2012-08-24 02:34:05 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Can he please go back to like not knowing what a donut is, for example? I liked that better.


Round. Sprinkles. Good.
 
2012-08-24 02:34:05 PM  
President Obama's campaign was not impressed. "Governor Romney's decision to directly enlist himself in the birther movement should give pause to any rational voter across America," said spokesman Ben LaBolt.

i'm not sure that a tone-deaf joke really constitutes "enlist[ing] himself in the birther movement." save your outrage for the constant lies.
 
2012-08-24 02:35:33 PM  

eraser8: Romney adviser explained, "[w]e are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage...we don't need to show our birth certificates."


Implying what, exactly? That if you're not part of an "Anglo-Saxon heritage", your citizenship is suspect? That's not even an air horn, that's one of those giant horns on 18-wheelers.
 
2012-08-24 02:35:50 PM  
Romney can't go one campaign stop without sounding stupid.
 
2012-08-24 02:36:21 PM  
FTFA: "He was only referencing that Michigan, where he is campaigning today, is the state where he himself was born and raised."

upload.wikimedia.org

What a state where he Americans were born and raised might look like.
 
2012-08-24 02:36:54 PM  
i see the romney campaign has replaced their dog whistle with an air-raid siren.
 
2012-08-24 02:37:07 PM  

BillCo: I'll just leave this here.


Why?
 
2012-08-24 02:37:26 PM  
And this at a time when he's not horrifically far behind in the polls, the convention hasn't happened yet, and the election is pretty far away.

Imagine what a POS he'll be when it gets closer.
 
2012-08-24 02:37:32 PM  

BillCo: I'll just leave this here.


That sentence is two words too long.
 
2012-08-24 02:38:01 PM  

WhoIsWillo: WHEN WILL MITT ROMNEY RELEASE HIS ORIGINAL, LONG FORM BLUEPRINTS AND MANUFACTURER'S WARRANTY?


*snerk!*
 
2012-08-24 02:39:52 PM  

Coco LaFemme: That's not even an air horn, that's one of those giant horns on 18-wheelers.


Umm. that would be an airhorn..
 
2012-08-24 02:39:54 PM  
Although, people HAVE asked to see your tax returns Mitt.

Romney on businesses: "They know how to find ways to get through the tax code, save money by putting various things in the places where there are low tax havens around the world for their businesses."

www.thepresidentialcandidates.us
 
2012-08-24 02:40:26 PM  
i.imgur.com

/oblig.
 
2012-08-24 02:41:01 PM  
Mitt Romney is an asshole. I doubt that even the people who know him best could argue that fact. The man oozes insincerity and entitlement.

If I ever see him, I'm gonna fight him*.



/*not meant to be a factual statement
 
2012-08-24 02:42:54 PM  

BillCo: I'll just leave this here.


said my cat when he took a sh*t on my rug.
 
2012-08-24 02:43:48 PM  

BillCo: I'll just leave this here.

[www.majhost.com image 423x374]


You're special.
 
2012-08-24 02:44:15 PM  

sweetmelissa31: BillCo: I'll just leave this here.

said my cat when he took a sh*t on my rug.


it's disconcerting that your cat knows how to talk but hasn't yet learned how to use a litter box.
 
2012-08-24 02:45:56 PM  

WhoIsWillo: WHEN WILL MITT ROMNEY RELEASE HIS ORIGINAL, LONG FORM BLUEPRINTS AND MANUFACTURER'S WARRANTY?


I demand to see the as-builts
 
2012-08-24 02:46:05 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Mitt Romney is an asshole. I doubt that even the people who know him best could argue that fact. The man oozes insincerity and entitlement.

If I ever see him, I'm gonna fight him*.



/*not meant to be a factual statement


It's a known fact that 99% of what AdolfOliverPanties does, is fight Mitt Romney*

/*not meant to be a factual statement
 
2012-08-24 02:46:10 PM  

BillCo: I'll just leave this here.


encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-08-24 02:46:14 PM  

xynix: Coco LaFemme: That's not even an air horn, that's one of those giant horns on 18-wheelers.

Umm. that would be an honky airhorn..


FTFY
 
2012-08-24 02:52:10 PM  
Romney needs to get punched in the mouth.
 
2012-08-24 02:53:46 PM  

xynix: Coco LaFemme: That's not even an air horn, that's one of those giant horns on 18-wheelers.

Umm. that would be an airhorn..


I thought an airhorn was one of those little hand-held things you see at sports events?
 
2012-08-24 02:54:05 PM  

thomps: sweetmelissa31: BillCo: I'll just leave this here.

said my cat when he took a sh*t on my rug.

it's disconcerting that your cat knows how to talk but hasn't yet learned how to use a litter box.


It's a Republican cat.
 
2012-08-24 02:54:08 PM  
Romney on businesses: "They know how to find ways to get through the tax code, save money by putting various things in the places where there are low tax havens around the world for their businesses."

Here's what a reporter should ask: "Today you alleged that businesses are avoiding taxes by putting various things in the places where there are low tax havens around the world. Do you know this is really possible, and if so, can you cite how?
 
2012-08-24 02:57:22 PM  

sweetmelissa31: BillCo: I'll just leave this here.

said my cat when he took a sh*t on my rug.


Your cat Chris Christie
 
2012-08-24 03:03:07 PM  
One of Mitt's spokesmen just said that Romney's comment was not part of his prepared comments, and that -- brace yourselves -- he was working without a teleprompter.

So, we can only assume that Mitt personally believes Obama wasn't born in America. Even if the campaign officially has nothing to say about it.
 
2012-08-24 03:06:06 PM  

Diogenes: One of Mitt's spokesmen just said that Romney's comment was not part of his prepared comments, and that -- brace yourselves -- he was working without a teleprompter.

So, we can only assume that Mitt personally believes Obama wasn't born in America. Even if the campaign officially has nothing to say about it.


Teleprompter!

DRINK!
 
2012-08-24 03:07:55 PM  
Romney -- "Herring. Red. Good."
 
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