Impasse: No idea how he gets those turtlenecks on over his wingsHe doesn't. The turtleneck is soldered onto him.
FunkOut: I was a mid-level angel in a parallel universe once. Then I filled out the wrong forms and ended up here. Supernatural paperwork is a real biatch.
socodog: No. He's dead "underground" as "high grade worm food".Silly comic book character culture.
Jim_Callahan: Buddhism: Hinduism's Scientology.//Just pointing that out for anyone under the mistaken impression that it's ever been considered remotely credible by anyone that's not a crystal-gazer.
Old Smokie: Either these people are sadly misinformed or bad Buddhists.Karma, how does it work?
Plant Rights Activist: It's not that hard when you only have one wing
Gyrfalcon: What does one have to do to become an "upper-level angel"?
saturn badger: PhrathepyanmahamuniSay that fast one time. Go ahead. I dare ya.
Noticeably F.A.T.: saturn badger: PhrathepyanmahamuniSay that fast one time. Go ahead. I dare ya.I'm not sure I could say it one time at any speed.
Fluid: socodog: No. He's dead "underground" as "high grade worm food".Silly comic book character culture.Now, if this truly were a comic book character culture, they would predict Steve Jobs' inexplicable return from the dead within a few months.
ComicBookGuy: In the unlikely event of an afterlife, I doubt he's being rewarded.That asshole came away from Reed with all the wrong lessons.
Caelistis: In Judaeo-Christian mythology, Lucifer is also an angel.Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
mongbiohazard: Didn't anyone tell them that Jobs was a level five laser lotus? When a level five's body stops functioning, it's vaporized in the temple of renewal and stored in an energon pod. In a few years, when our technology advances, they'll extract his body vapors and recondense it into a solid state.
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