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(Uproxx)   The pending Kroeger-Lavigne nuptials brought out the best Canada jokes in all of us   (uproxx.com) divider line 43
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2012-08-24 12:35:06 PM
Canadian rock and roll is awesome. These two are giving them all a bad name.
 
2012-08-24 12:47:53 PM
No amount of apologizing will ever make up for this.
Please, nuke the sh*t oot of us now before these two breed! WE DESERVE IT!!
 
2012-08-24 12:59:44 PM
Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Chad Kroeger on several occasions!
 
2012-08-24 01:11:33 PM
I can't stand either of them...but DATTTTTTTTTTTTT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

www.linksempire.com
 
2012-08-24 01:13:05 PM
Heard on CBC Radio's The Current: "Apparently love is deaf, too."
 
2012-08-24 01:14:33 PM
Avril is a perfect example of Fark's pretentiousness. Before she got popular, Fark loved her. Afterwards "zomg she sucks!"
 
2012-08-24 01:15:18 PM
Every one of those jokes was terrible. The only remotely witty one was "same sucks marriage", and even that didn't make all that much sense.
 
2012-08-24 01:15:54 PM

Carousel Beast: Avril is a perfect example of Fark's pretentiousness. Before she got popular, Fark loved her. Afterwards "zomg she sucks!"


I've been chilling here since around 2002. Fark has never liked Avril Lavigne.
 
2012-08-24 01:16:33 PM
I hope nothing bad happens at the traditional Canadian wedding.


THE PUDDING HAS BEEN KNOCKED OVER!!!!!
 
2012-08-24 01:18:55 PM
Let's - go - Kroegering
For the best of everything
Including the price!
 
2012-08-24 01:28:38 PM
cdn.hipsterrunoff.com
 
2012-08-24 01:41:37 PM
What's with FARK? When Avril was underground, you guys fawned all over her. Now that she's mainstream you all kick her in the box and shove her. Same with Nickelback. They used to be all the rage here, they were even more popular than Osama bin Laden.
 
2012-08-24 01:43:24 PM
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Rejoice, Farkers: Avril has a thing for unusually homely men.
 
2012-08-24 01:44:10 PM

you are a puppet: When Avril was underground....


www.parkridgelaughter.com


Yeah, I hear her early days in the music biz reads just like Get In the Van.
 
2012-08-24 01:44:44 PM
They're not afraid of the dark they just don't like it. No one does.
 
2012-08-24 01:57:29 PM
Did he propose by kicking her in the box and shoving her?
 
2012-08-24 01:58:20 PM

Sybarite: Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Chad Kroeger on several occasions!


Um....
randomoverload.net
 
2012-08-24 02:00:48 PM
I'm behind the times. Wasn't she already married? Did I miss an "Avril divorce" thread somewhere?
 
2012-08-24 02:02:25 PM
On the plus side, there is a good likely hood that Avril Yokos Nickleback
 
2012-08-24 02:09:16 PM
When I was in college, I told my Canadian girlfriend this joke:

"Why do Canadians do it doggy-style? So they both can watch hockey."

She blushed, because she had done just that.
 
2012-08-24 02:10:35 PM

Glenford: Sybarite: Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Chad Kroeger on several occasions!

Um....
[randomoverload.net image 500x477]


Someone didn't get the joke...

/South Park
 
2012-08-24 02:21:14 PM

wildstarr: Glenford: Sybarite: Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Chad Kroeger on several occasions!

Um....
[randomoverload.net image 500x477]

Someone didn't get the joke...

/South Park


I got it, and responded with one.

/PM Sweatervest
 
2012-08-24 02:40:02 PM

luidprand: When I was in college, I told my Canadian girlfriend this joke:

"Why do Canadians do it doggy-style? So they both can watch hockey."

She blushed, because she had done just that.


MrEricSir: [img194.imageshack.us image 290x388]

Rejoice, Farkers: Avril has a thing for unusually homely men.


Like that's important. I wouldn't even consider dating her if she's not into all the kinky shiat. AtM, Bloody Gonzales, etc.
 
2012-08-24 02:48:15 PM
That last picture ruined it for me. Somone saw that fox news article on ramen noodle hair and actually thought it was funny enough to reuse.
 
2012-08-24 02:54:59 PM

Cymbal: I wouldn't even consider dating her if she's not into all the kinky shiat. AtM, Bloody Gonzales, etc.


Why'd you have to go and make sex so complicated?
 
2012-08-24 03:15:40 PM
Instead of an umbilical cord, their baby will be connected to a wallet chain.
 
2012-08-24 03:32:31 PM

PYROY: Instead of an umbilical cord, their baby will be connected to a wallet chain.


Ha.
 
2012-08-24 03:40:32 PM

oldfarthenry: No amount of apologizing will ever make up for this.
Please, nuke the sh*t oot of us now before these two breed! WE DESERVE IT!!


And endanger our reserve of soft lumber and strippers? I think not! You frost-backs should just settle down, and watch some hockey. This too shall pass. We may demand additional tribute, but I wouldn't expect it to be more than one additional luminious blonde actress.
 
mhd
2012-08-24 04:04:56 PM

GavinTheAlmighty: I've been chilling here since around 2002. Fark has never liked Avril Lavigne.


Ayup. The "punk is real to me" crowd has always been pretty vocal here.

/Maybe in UltraFark they like her and Neil Peart, while frolicking around on unicorns, but what do I know...
 
2012-08-24 04:16:55 PM

tyguy101aa: On the plus side, there is a good likely hood that Avril Yokos Nickleback


...either that, or they'll end up letting her sing on the album..

..Anyone heard that Skillet song?
 
2012-08-24 04:20:50 PM
If it's formal, there will be a denim shortage.
 
2012-08-24 04:35:40 PM

Tickle Mittens: oldfarthenry: No amount of apologizing will ever make up for this.
Please, nuke the sh*t oot of us now before these two breed! WE DESERVE IT!!

And endanger our reserve of soft lumber and strippers? I think not! You frost-backs should just settle down, and watch some hockey. This too shall pass. We may demand additional tribute, but I wouldn't expect it to be more than one additional luminious blonde actress.


Wish we could dude, but the NHL's heading for a lockout. *Sighs* Oh well, at least we still have the CFL...
 
2012-08-24 04:57:29 PM
What the wedding party may look like

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Probably will invite a number of Canadian celebrities too:

p.twimg.com

/hot
 
2012-08-24 05:24:08 PM
That's an impressive number of blocked scripts on the page, all to watch a slideshow. I couldn't muster up the energy the try and figure out which combo of blocked scripts would let me see whatever the hell is going on.
 
2012-08-24 05:32:53 PM

PluckYew: What the wedding party may look like


Are you sure that's not auditions for the role of Zap Rowsdower?
 
2012-08-24 06:21:33 PM
Chavril.
 
2012-08-24 06:42:25 PM

fusillade762: Chavril.


Die in a fire while eating a bag of dicks.
 
2012-08-24 07:15:02 PM

Flappyhead: fusillade762: Chavril.

Die in a fire while eating a bag of dicks.


Sorry, Krolav just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2012-08-24 09:29:38 PM

fusillade762: Chavril.


Again?
i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 09:39:18 PM

fusillade762: Flappyhead: fusillade762: Chavril.

Die in a fire while eating a bag of dicks.

Sorry, Krolav just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Krolav sounds too much like a Star Trek villain. Chavril works. The Brits can shorten it to Chav, which will make them happy
 
2012-08-24 10:58:58 PM

PluckYew: What the wedding party may look like

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Probably will invite a number of Canadian celebrities too:

[p.twimg.com image 600x450]

/hot


I just had a conversation with this drunk chick about how this guy was wearing a Canadian blue jean tux; she apparently found it super hot, and wanted to either mind fark the guy or straight up fark him. She is crazy, but I couldn't tell if it was in the good way or a bad way.
 
2012-08-25 03:57:14 AM

PluckYew: What the wedding party may look like

[img13.imageshack.us image 800x600] 

Probably will invite a number of Canadian celebrities too:

[p.twimg.com image 600x450]

/hot


i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-25 06:39:06 AM
Say what you will, that guy is going to be eating some fine azz.
 
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