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(TMZ)   Drunk and fighting in the church parking lot on a Thursday morning must mean Randy Travis is researching new country music material   (tmz.com) divider line 82
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2012-08-24 12:28:44 PM  
Today is Friday, Subby. Don't mess with Friday.
 
2012-08-24 12:30:54 PM  
What kind of people live in Plano?

Plain o' people.
 
2012-08-24 12:32:39 PM  
whats up with randy travis?

hes on fark like every other week it seems
 
2012-08-24 12:33:32 PM  
Drunk-Check
Lost Baby-check
Lost truck-Assumed
Dog died?-
 
2012-08-24 12:34:05 PM  
I'm going to go way out on a limb and say Randy Travis may have a substance abuse problem.
 
2012-08-24 12:34:12 PM  
If that guy has any money left and I were he, I'd voluntarily allow myself to be locked in a cell until I dried out.
 
2012-08-24 12:34:22 PM  
Forever and ever Amen
 
2012-08-24 12:35:01 PM  
Good job. (creepy leer)
 
2012-08-24 12:37:31 PM  
I wonder if having two first names has anything to do with any of this.
 
2012-08-24 12:40:08 PM  
Ok, that man knows how to party! What's Randy's FARK handle?
 
2012-08-24 12:40:30 PM  
fark! Randy Travis loves him some likker!
 
2012-08-24 12:41:05 PM  
I see he still hasn't tweeted since "word scramble Wednesday.

Link
 
2012-08-24 12:42:21 PM  
things are looking up for him. he kept his clothes on this time.
 
2012-08-24 12:42:50 PM  
He's keeping the tradition of booze hound country star alive. For a while there, I thought that cliche was over.
 
2012-08-24 12:46:00 PM  
God bless the drunken honky tonkers and their insatiable thirsts
 
2012-08-24 12:47:02 PM  

Lone Stranger: What kind of people live in Plano?


i29.photobucket.com
the common clay of the earth
 
2012-08-24 12:47:44 PM  
He needs to take a ride on the Willie Nelson bus.
 
2012-08-24 12:48:21 PM  
I prefer my country stars drunk and agitated.
 
2012-08-24 12:49:24 PM  
0.o

Wow... page 18 of a GIS for randy travis.. even moderate safe search didn't hide it.

/you know you want to look.... NTTAWWT
 
2012-08-24 12:49:38 PM  
Is this another incident, or a repeat from 2 weeks ago? You never can tell with Fark these days.

/not clicking a TMZ link
 
2012-08-24 12:50:31 PM  
Randy she won't sleep with you, no one will sleep with you, unless you pay them.
 
2012-08-24 12:51:01 PM  

sulco: 0.o

Wow... page 18 of a GIS for randy travis.. even moderate safe search didn't hide it.

/you know you want to look.... NTTAWWT



OOPS, a head's up, NSFW!

/sorry
 
2012-08-24 12:51:55 PM  

sulco: 0.o

Wow... page 18 of a GIS for randy travis.. even moderate safe search didn't hide it.

/you know you want to look.... NTTAWWT


What were you doing down on page 18?
 
2012-08-24 12:52:46 PM  
Randy's been drinkin' hard...Ever since he saw the Black Dog.
 
2012-08-24 12:55:54 PM  
duffblue:What were you doing down on page 18?

Don't judge me.... my curiosity took me too far.
 
2012-08-24 12:56:32 PM  

Freakin Rican: whats up with randy travis?

hes on fark like every other week it seems


His alcoholism seems to be getting him more publicity than his music recently.
 
2012-08-24 12:59:35 PM  

Another Government Employee: Drunk-Check
Lost Baby-check
Lost truck-Assumed
Dog died?-


Momma something something train
 
2012-08-24 01:01:25 PM  
I was drunk the day my ma got outta prison
And I went to pick her up in the raaaaaaiiiiiiiin
But before I could get to the station in my pick uuuuuup truck
She got rund over by a damned ol' traiin
 
2012-08-24 01:04:03 PM  
Too Gone, Too Long
 
2012-08-24 01:04:49 PM  
Reminds me of my younger days only he's a light weight so far.
 
2012-08-24 01:09:05 PM  
Jeez Randy. Just kick it at the house for a little while.
 
2012-08-24 01:10:02 PM  
there'll always be a church parking lot
with some beer cans in the corner
and someone spitting out their teeth
and bleeding out their honker
and a lady looking lonely
from a losing love affair
yeah they'll always be
a parking lot somewhere
 
2012-08-24 01:12:18 PM  
I feel sorry for him. He needs to go to rehab. Poor man.

/not a big country music fan (like some of it)
//i feel sorry for most alcoholics
///I guess I shouldn't assume he is an alcoholic, but he is certainly acting like one.
 
2012-08-24 01:13:36 PM  
Reason 6,476,359 why weed is better than alcohol
 
2012-08-24 01:15:14 PM  
Alcohol will kick your ass. Yet I go back to do battle on a regular basis.
 
2012-08-24 01:17:40 PM  
He must be part indian
 
2012-08-24 01:18:04 PM  
When did Randy Travis turn into the next Lindsay Lohan/Amy Winehouse?
 
2012-08-24 01:25:29 PM  

mytdawg: Alcohol will kick your ass. Yet I go back to do battle on a regular basis.


Tonight, I too shall once again go unto the breach.
 
2012-08-24 01:25:46 PM  

StormChaser: When did Randy Travis turn into the next Lindsay Lohan/Amy Winehouse?


10 years before either of those two twits were a twinkle in their daddy's eye
 
2012-08-24 01:27:08 PM  
Guy is (I assume), still pretty well off. He needs to get himself into rehab or they need to do a special episode of Intervention or something....
 
2012-08-24 01:28:59 PM  

duffblue: What were you doing down on page 18?


Never go page 18.
 
2012-08-24 01:48:19 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: mytdawg: Alcohol will kick your ass. Yet I go back to do battle on a regular basis.

Tonight, I too shall once again go unto the breach.


Represent.
 
2012-08-24 01:51:37 PM  
Now that Whitney Houston's out of the picture, Randy's trying to grab her title as Biggest Trainwreck. I'd say he's doing pretty good so far.
 
2012-08-24 01:58:04 PM  

myrrh: Now that Whitney Houston's out of the picture, Randy's trying to grab her title as Biggest Trainwreck. I'd say he's doing pretty good so far.


Next up: Caught having sex with Bobby Brown.
 
2012-08-24 02:00:17 PM  
What is kind of amusing (to me at least) is that around a decade ago I was telling a few people tongue-in-cheek that Randy Travis was my idol and I basically starting a new religion based on the gospel of Randy (I didn't listen to his music at all just thought it funny to convince people I thought he was like the 2nd coming or some crap). At the time I was having pretty massive alcohol/DUI you name it problems. It appears he actually caught up to me. Never saw that coming.

I actually do feel sorry for him, he must be going through some serious private hell and the booze is definitely not helping the situation.
 
2012-08-24 02:01:28 PM  
Well it was all.. he could do.. to keep from cryin..
 
2012-08-24 02:02:39 PM  

edmo: duffblue: What were you doing down on page 18?

Never go page 18.

Well, I went there and there was nothing to see, even with safe search turned off. Yea, I am a sicko.
 
2012-08-24 02:08:42 PM  
Gotta say, that sounds like a GREAT Porter Wagoner song.
 
2012-08-24 02:20:01 PM  

glassgrl: edmo: duffblue: What were you doing down on page 18?

Never go page 18.
Well, I went there and there was nothing to see, even with safe search turned off. Yea, I am a sicko.


Same here. On all accounts.
 
2012-08-24 02:20:29 PM  
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that, maybe, juuuuust maybe, ol Randy has a bit of a drinking problem....

/get some help man....if not for yourself, for your family that has to read about your dumb ass on a weekly basis...
 
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