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(Chron)   Santorum releases his delegates, taking a liquid dump over his own chances for the bloody nomination   (chron.com) divider line 17
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2012-08-24 12:27:04 PM
Is subby implying there's blood in the definition? If you encounter santorum, you're doing buttsex wrong. If you encounter blood in your santorum, you're REALLY doing buttsex wrong.
 
2012-08-24 12:29:55 PM
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2012-08-24 01:45:37 PM

Lumpmoose: Is subby implying there's blood in the definition? If you encounter santorum, you're doing buttsex wrong. If you encounter blood in your santorum, you're REALLY doing buttsex wrong.


I think the term for that is "akin" or "akin discharge". It is a form of santorum associated with excessive butthurt.
 
2012-08-24 02:11:58 PM
Republicans must love having their names associated with rape and anal lube.
 
2012-08-24 02:55:47 PM
And the circle is complete
 
2012-08-24 02:58:07 PM
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/yay, get to reuse this
 
2012-08-24 02:58:40 PM
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2012-08-24 02:59:33 PM
Usually you'd want to wait till you're on the toilet to release your Santorum. Or at least have some tissues ready.

I don't think the GOP is ready for such an outpouring of support.
 
2012-08-24 03:02:20 PM
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2012-08-24 03:03:05 PM
Rick Santorum, The Theofascist who Lived, Come to Die....

or

When your anus is full of diarrhea and semen, you have my permission to die.

or

We might not be able to save the Earth, but you can make damn sure we'll proselytize it.
 
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2012-08-24 03:03:41 PM

vernonFL: Republicans must love having their names associated with rape and anal lube.


No, they like to keep that sort of thing private. Or at least behind closed bathroom stall doors.
 
2012-08-24 03:04:09 PM
Old Santorum crap-jokes: green

Romney makes a birther "joke": nada

//I know, welcome-to-fark.jpg
 
2012-08-24 03:11:13 PM
*Plop-plop-jizz-jizz, oh what a relief it is*
 
2012-08-24 03:11:35 PM
Imagine how he'll feel when all those delegates select RON PAUL!
 
2012-08-24 04:28:55 PM
"Santorum's delegates" is an anagram for "Glee date's anus storm".

/but what does it MEAN?
 
2012-08-24 04:52:49 PM
cringe
 
2012-08-24 07:52:43 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Imagine how he'll feel when all those delegates select RON PAUL!

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That would be funny as hell. Even more so if the majority just turned against Romney too and voted Ron Paul as a form of "it's time to stop this lying sack of crap right here and now".

/As if Republicans actually had some form of honor to the country rather than partisan greed.
 
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