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(Some Guy)   When you hear 'natural flavors', do the secretions from an anal gland of a beaver come to mind? They will now   (gentleworld.org) divider line 192
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2012-08-24 12:42:55 PM
i253.photobucket.comHey baby I know you want to savor,briny teaspoons of my natural flaaaaaavor!- it was a b-side
 
2012-08-24 12:49:09 PM
This is very disappointing for a story with the words "anal", "beaver", and "secretions" in it.
 
2012-08-24 01:05:33 PM
Beaver secretions are my favorite natural flavors, actually.
 
2012-08-24 01:11:30 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 01:15:31 PM
I think they sell it in vending machines around the lesser parts of tokyo
 
2012-08-24 01:24:51 PM
No, but I had always hoped
 
2012-08-24 01:26:11 PM
In all fairness, anal beaver secretions are a natural flavor.
 
2012-08-24 01:26:14 PM
Well, now I hate everyone. Thanks, subby.
 
OOF
2012-08-24 01:28:44 PM
Yes.
 
2012-08-24 01:29:14 PM
If you didn't notice it before you knew what it was and it isn't harming you, so what.
 
2012-08-24 01:29:26 PM
Fark killed the server. Beaver anal gland secretions? How pedestrian. All gourmands know that dingy dog smegma is superior in every way.
 
2012-08-24 01:30:01 PM
Terrible time to take your website down for maintenance...not capitalizing on their new Farkdom.
 
2012-08-24 01:30:43 PM
Oddly enough, Anal Beaver Secretions is the name of my new band...
 
2012-08-24 01:30:44 PM
It's time for the weekly "Lookit what's in your food, GO VEGAN YOU SHEEPLE!!!" thread. Someday, I will click on one of these stories and find a new ingredient that I should be fearful of. Today is full of disappointment.....

/sad panda face
 
2012-08-24 01:31:11 PM
I'm going to go for a smoke now and pretend I never read that.
 
2012-08-24 01:31:14 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

he is strangely ok with this
 
2012-08-24 01:31:55 PM
Umm, being vegan means I'm even more likely to end up eating something flavored with odd components listed as 'natural flavors'. How about a better solution of not eating processed foods. Buying raw ingredients and cooking with them and adding herbs and spices for flavoring.
 
2012-08-24 01:32:12 PM
LOL,

These are always hanging around the friends places during trapping season. A good chunk of money can be made off them
 
2012-08-24 01:32:38 PM
rlv.zcache.com

Constable Clitoris ate one of those!
 
2012-08-24 01:32:50 PM
You're licking a little far south there buddy if that's what you're tasting.
 
2012-08-24 01:33:48 PM

The Sybarite: If you didn't notice it before you knew what it was and it isn't harming you, so what.


Going into a public restroom, finding unflushed toilet stalls and wiping other people's shiat all over your chest probably won't harm you.

I still wouldn't want to do it because "it doesn't hurt me" isn't, by itself, sufficient reason for me to want to consume something or spray it all over my body.
 
2012-08-24 01:33:53 PM

Randal2477: It's time for the weekly "Lookit what's in your food, GO VEGAN YOU SHEEPLE!!!" thread. Someday, I will click on one of these stories and find a new ingredient that I should be fearful of. Today is full of disappointment.....

/sad panda face


Yup, and I just love the header of the website: "Reaching out for over 40 years, to inspire the vegan in everyone"

Like vegan is so magical, they think all they eat has just been sprinkled with clean rain water?
 
2012-08-24 01:34:19 PM
i2.photobucket.com


/couldn't find "The Anus has a Flavor"
 
2012-08-24 01:34:52 PM

burndtdan: [assets.nydailynews.com image 485x397]

he is strangely ok with this


'anal beaver secretions' now a nickname for Mr. Gibson. Thank you so much for making the connection.
 
2012-08-24 01:35:50 PM
If it's delicious and won't literally make me sick, so what?
 
2012-08-24 01:36:27 PM
Jayzus, subbie! Fine, I'll go organic and only eat stuff I grow myself.

/Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...
 
2012-08-24 01:36:40 PM
A beaver has a watertight asshole.
 
2012-08-24 01:36:46 PM
rasberry flavoring, who decided to check there for that flavoe
 
2012-08-24 01:37:35 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: [i2.photobucket.com image 799x632]


/couldn't find "The Anus has a Flavor"


Lets try that again...
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 01:37:57 PM
Read another article mentioning that this is one of the natural flavors in Mt. Dew, in case anyone (used to) like Mt. Dew.
 
2012-08-24 01:38:10 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Gonad the Ballbarian: [i2.photobucket.com image 799x632]


/couldn't find "The Anus has a Flavor"

Lets try that again...
[i2.photobucket.com image 799x632]


woops
 
2012-08-24 01:38:14 PM
I've had a local booze made from beaver anal secretions. Not a smooth drink, but I think that's more a matter of distillation than ingredients.
 
2012-08-24 01:38:44 PM
I have a healthnut coworker that was talking about this last week, all I could think about was who was the first person to "discover" this flavor?
 
2012-08-24 01:39:00 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Going into a public restroom, finding unflushed toilet stalls and wiping other people's shiat all over your chest probably won't harm you.

I still wouldn't want to do it because "it doesn't hurt me" isn't, by itself, sufficient reason for me to want to consume something or spray it all over my body.


If you enjoy it and it doesn't harm you or anyone you know, then who cares?

I think you seemed to not notice the fact that people were enjoying whatever food was mentioned.

/if it tastes good, I really don't care what it is
 
2012-08-24 01:39:25 PM
Where else do you think Venezuelan Beaver Cheese comes from?
 
2012-08-24 01:41:10 PM

12349876: Where else do you think Venezuelan Beaver Cheese comes from?


I figured they would have tiny milking machines in Venezuela.

Or elves. Maybe hobbits.
 
2012-08-24 01:41:13 PM
Actually, yes, because this freakin story comes up at least 3 times a year.

Waste not, want not people!

Don't tell anyone how they use flavor packs to flavor 100% all natural juice because the deoxygenating process the juice goes through to help preserve it through the off season sucks all the flavor out.

//It's ok though, the flavor pacs are derived from the orange's essential oils.
 
2012-08-24 01:41:35 PM
Don't tell anyone whats in that hot dog they are eating.
 
2012-08-24 01:42:46 PM

p the boiler: I have a healthnut coworker that was talking about this last week, all I could think about was who was the first person to "discover" this flavor?


Human's are nothing if not adventurous.
 
2012-08-24 01:43:07 PM
Damn you Bill Cosby.

di1-3.shoppingshadow.com
 
2012-08-24 01:44:20 PM
What's wrong with beaver secretions?
 
2012-08-24 01:44:29 PM
Who eats their perfume?
 
2012-08-24 01:44:52 PM
Liqour in the front; poker in the rear
 
2012-08-24 01:45:45 PM

vernonFL: Don't tell anyone whats in that hot dog they are eating.


I know what I'm eating when I have a hotdog - deliciousness.

I stick to all beef at least
 
2012-08-24 01:46:01 PM

p the boiler: I have a healthnut coworker that was talking about this last week, all I could think about was who was the first person to "discover" this flavor?


In a lot of cases, I think the word "hungry" comes to mind. Think "head cheese," "tripe,"
"Studzienina."

I've tried 2 out of 3. The last one; no. friggin. way.

Unless I'm dying.
 
2012-08-24 01:46:38 PM
LOL liek but 3D printing and stuff? The species will totally just print out these molecules? Or grow them in orbit?
 
2012-08-24 01:46:44 PM
WHICH anal gland?
 
2012-08-24 01:47:27 PM
Wow, so we're greenlighting hardcore vegan activism now?

Mods be trippin', yo.
 
2012-08-24 01:48:11 PM
TFA:Horrified that humans think nothing of killing innocent beings...?

Not particularly. As a top of the food chain omnivore I simply refuse to apologize how evolution worked out for the less successful creatures. The beavers should just be glad we don't breed them like our industrial food animals. That sh*ts unpleasant, yo.
 
2012-08-24 01:48:36 PM
Beaver-Ass?

Sounds tainted.
 
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