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(Global Post)   A) a PMSing hockey mom B) a Kentucky FARK party girl C) motherfarkung Norwegian bears What rips walls off a cabin, drinks all 100 bees, eats all the chocolate, and destroys electrucal apploances it doesnt understand? -Fark WTF tagline of the day   (globalpost.com) divider line 203
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2012-08-24 06:05:31 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's an "electrucal apploance"? I don't understand.

"Electrical appliance", but don't quote me on that. Subby is either drunk or had a stroke mid-sentence.


Seriously?
 
2012-08-24 06:06:11 PM

sigdiamond2000: I love the concept of bears f*cking up toasters because they don't understand them.


I laughed at this for like a straight 30 seconds. FARK YOU EGGBEATER YOU DON'T EXIST IN THE FOREST
 
2012-08-24 06:06:27 PM
Had a dream last night, I wanted to drink your bees

/better not bee obscure
 
2012-08-24 06:06:29 PM
You fark up "motherfarking", "electrical", and "appliances", but you spell "Norwegian" correctly?
 
2012-08-24 06:06:55 PM
Huh. I was betting on the FARKette...
 
2012-08-24 06:08:32 PM
OP is a damned Norwegian bear!
+1 for spelling.
 
2012-08-24 06:08:43 PM

Mr.Hawk: I was having a bad day before that headline and now I can't decide if it got better or worse



I can't stop laughing after reading this thread, so my previously shiatty day is better. Thanks, farkers.
 
2012-08-24 06:13:54 PM
Wait, I was actually coming down pretty hard on subby, but now that I realize that this was submitted by a pissed-off Norwegian technophobe bear that just drank a shiatload of angry bees, I'm actually kinda impressed
 
2012-08-24 06:15:11 PM
Looks like somebody started drinking early.

I see epic things ahead for this thread.
 
2012-08-24 06:16:59 PM

TXEric: I had a minor stroke just reading that headline, but on top of that piece of awesomeness,
isn't this a repeat from last week?


My guess is they repeated it because of the derpy headline.
 
2012-08-24 06:18:19 PM

Unfreakable: CraicBaby: Green, then red, then green again. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE.

Technically it's a repeat and got flagged as such, but I re-greened it because the headline is so completely wrongtacular


That is my new favorite word ;-)
 
2012-08-24 06:21:12 PM
good god, this is probably one of the best fark threads I've read in a while.
tears, TEARS are streaming down my face cause I'm laughing so hard.

/awesome send off for a Friday afternoon.
 
2012-08-24 06:23:08 PM
Incomprehensible headline? Repeat from several weeks ago?

Win.
 
2012-08-24 06:23:19 PM
Getting ready for a drink
www.kcet.org
 
2012-08-24 06:24:07 PM
I remember back when it was 5 bees to a quarter. Nineteen dickety-two, I think.
 
2012-08-24 06:26:11 PM
This thread is wonderful, and will make the trip to the liquor store on the way home interesting.
 
2012-08-24 06:27:29 PM
toraque:

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-24 06:27:36 PM
oi25.tinypic.com
Stop destroying electrucal apploances!
 
2012-08-24 06:28:03 PM
But did they destroy ALL the electrucal apploances, or just the ones it didn't understand? Enquiring minds must know!
 
2012-08-24 06:31:48 PM
I've heard of bears getting beards. That is, beards of bees.
 
2012-08-24 06:31:48 PM

Unfreakable: CraicBaby: Green, then red, then green again. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE.

Technically it's a repeat and got flagged as such, but I re-greened it because the headline is so completely wrongtacular


\o/
 
2012-08-24 06:33:33 PM
Norwegian bears What rips walls off a cabin,

i.ytimg.com
Look at subbys, he can'ts even skeaps Spenglish
 
2012-08-24 06:34:30 PM
Electrucal is my favorite part.
 
2012-08-24 06:34:41 PM
This is the most popular thread in the last 10 minutes.

/Swagneto, out
 
2012-08-24 06:36:04 PM
Wait, do KY Fark party girls have a rep for really getting down?

I knew I was an idiot for changing my mind on attending the Lex Fark parties!
 
2012-08-24 06:42:55 PM
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INTERNETS. DO YU STILL POSSESSING IT!!! I AM CURRNELLY
INCAPACITATED IN KUALA LAMPUR BUT IF YOU WOOD BE SO
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A SIGH OF GOD FAITH, I WOULD BE ABEL TO EXCAPE MY CAPTIVITY
AND MANY TIME COME OVER THERE TO BUY YOUR ITEM OR SERVICE.
THISS IS NOT A SCAM??? WHY YES, IT IS NOT.
 
2012-08-24 06:48:07 PM
What 100 cans of beer may look like:

http://www.globalpost.com/photo/5716140/clone-finnish-old-beer-120511
 
2012-08-24 06:52:28 PM
100 bees on the wall,
100 bees....
 
2012-08-24 06:57:21 PM
This is how you drink bees:

upload.wikimedia.org

Mmmmm... Beeeeezzzzzzzzzzz...
 
2012-08-24 06:57:56 PM
 
2012-08-24 07:01:07 PM
What I think we have going on here is that the bears that drank the 100 beers, are actually the subby submitting the post. Really the only logical answer once you think about it.

Still no damn excuse for not using spell check. Just rude really.
 
2012-08-24 07:01:31 PM

Rip Dashrock: You fark up "motherfarking", "electrical", and "appliances", but you spell "Norwegian" correctly?


Subster evidently has priorities...
 
2012-08-24 07:02:42 PM
I can't stop laughing about drinking all 100 bees.
 
2012-08-24 07:04:12 PM
"What rips walls off a cabin, drinks all 100 bees, eats all the chocolate, and destroys electrucal apploances it doesnt understand?"
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-24 07:05:27 PM
Ok, haven't laughed at a headline so much in a while. Motherfarkung win.
 
2012-08-24 07:06:36 PM

blatz514: Was subby on a friggin' bus typing that?


a short bus maybe
 
2012-08-24 07:06:42 PM
I totally understood the headline, regardless of its errors.
 
2012-08-24 07:06:50 PM
"Drink 100 bees" is going to be the next "vodak", isn't it?
 
2012-08-24 07:08:04 PM
WHAR SUBMITTAR WHAR? HE MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR SUCH A TRAVESTSY OF GRAMMAR!
 
2012-08-24 07:08:32 PM
I thought my brain broke. The comments have me rolling.
 
2012-08-24 07:12:07 PM
twentytweets.files.wordpress.com

What a bear drinking bees might look like.
 
2012-08-24 07:12:57 PM
Looks like submitter Caught sayof
 
2012-08-24 07:14:57 PM
www.thebeerdrifter.com
i726.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 07:15:07 PM
I obviously put too much thought into the headlines I submit. Must remember to misspell half the words and jumble them around a bit so they make no goddam sense.
 
2012-08-24 07:15:17 PM
Bees good good bees good bear lives bees
i.imgur.com

/time for some bees of my own
 
2012-08-24 07:19:52 PM
Please, somebody with artistic skill please give us a picture to envision this marvelous travesty of a headline...
 
2012-08-24 07:21:26 PM
I was going to drink some bees when I came home from work but my wife drank all the cold ones first.
 
2012-08-24 07:24:55 PM
When asked about how his 100 bees tasted, Mitt Romney answered: Buzzy. Stingy. Good.
 
2012-08-24 07:26:11 PM

Langston: Please, somebody with artistic skill please give us a picture to envision this marvelous travesty of a headline...


I like to beginning at the beginning.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-24 07:27:19 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
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