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(Global Post)   A) a PMSing hockey mom B) a Kentucky FARK party girl C) motherfarkung Norwegian bears What rips walls off a cabin, drinks all 100 bees, eats all the chocolate, and destroys electrucal apploances it doesnt understand? -Fark WTF tagline of the day   (globalpost.com) divider line 203
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2012-08-24 10:23:22 AM
I have absolutely no idea what you are saying
 
2012-08-24 10:26:14 AM
How does one drink a bee?
 
2012-08-24 10:32:19 AM
What's an "electrucal apploance"? I don't understand.
 
2012-08-24 10:35:57 AM
Are you having a stroke?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-08-24 10:51:11 AM
I'm going to +1 this just because the headline makes 0 sense.
 
2012-08-24 11:13:51 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: How does one drink a bee?


carefully.
 
2012-08-24 11:18:11 AM
Glue is meant for adhering stuff to other stuff, subby. Not for sniffing.

+1 for the lulz anyway.
 
2012-08-24 12:03:26 PM
Electrucal. Apploances.

/drink ALL the bees
 
2012-08-24 12:04:38 PM
Heavy burtations.
 
2012-08-24 01:02:03 PM
I was sorely disappointed to find that no one drank any bottles of bees. Sorely.
 
2012-08-24 05:26:34 PM
best headline EVAR.
 
2012-08-24 05:26:35 PM
Was Handstandsing involved at all?
 
2012-08-24 05:27:03 PM
Electrucal caught bee of.
 
2012-08-24 05:27:17 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: How does one drink a bee?


leave a damn can of beer out while working on the van and not notice the bee climb in there so you drink it and the beer..

not sure how to drink 100 bees though.. thats gotta be difficult
 
2012-08-24 05:27:18 PM
is that how babby is formed?
 
2012-08-24 05:27:22 PM

rwfan: best headline EVAR.

 
2012-08-24 05:27:40 PM
DRINK ALL THE BEES!

/too lazy to find a blank
//or an image at all
 
2012-08-24 05:27:57 PM
Was subby on a friggin' bus typing that?
 
2012-08-24 05:28:20 PM
I love the concept of bears f*cking up toasters because they don't understand them.
 
2012-08-24 05:28:25 PM
Norwegian bears What rips, that's what!
 
2012-08-24 05:29:00 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: How does one drink a bee?


All I know is that's gotta be one MOTHER of a hangover the next morning.
 
2012-08-24 05:29:11 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 05:29:34 PM

blatz514: Was subby on a friggin' bus typing that?


No, he was drinking a can of bees.
 
2012-08-24 05:29:42 PM
I believe we've witnessed the birth of a new meme. Well, I hope we got it off to a good start.....

/I feel...I feel....absurd....
 
2012-08-24 05:30:05 PM
I refuse to drink WTF tequila.
 
2012-08-24 05:30:13 PM

sigdiamond2000: I love the concept of bears f*cking up toasters because they don't understand them.


WHERE THE FARK DOES THE BREAD GO AFTER IT GIVES ME TOAST
 
2012-08-24 05:30:16 PM
Doesn't anyone proof read anything these days? WTF!
 
2012-08-24 05:30:49 PM

KangTheMad: blatz514: Was subby on a friggin' bus typing that?

No, he was drinking a can of bees.


I'm off to happy hour now. I hope they have Bees on tap.
 
2012-08-24 05:31:02 PM
www.squidmobile.com
 
2012-08-24 05:31:30 PM
DRUNK BEAR LIKE TYPING DETECTED
 
2012-08-24 05:31:32 PM
LOL, was so busy laughing at the drinking 100 bees I missed the aploances
 
2012-08-24 05:31:42 PM
I heard that headline in the voice of Toki Wartooth, which made me laugh out loud at work. Thanks for that, subbs. It's been a long day.
 
2012-08-24 05:31:55 PM
I had a minor stroke just reading that headline, but on top of that piece of awesomeness,
isn't this a repeat from last week?
 
2012-08-24 05:32:11 PM
Is Mike or Drew drunk and submitting their own headlines?
 
2012-08-24 05:32:20 PM

toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 400x300]


Thank you.
 
2012-08-24 05:32:25 PM
s13.postimage.org
 
2012-08-24 05:32:31 PM
Is this another Sarah Palin thread?

//DNRTFA
 
2012-08-24 05:32:37 PM

TXEric: I had a minor stroke just reading that headline, but on top of that piece of awesomeness,
isn't this a repeat from last week?


Yup
 
2012-08-24 05:33:00 PM

TXEric: I had a minor stroke just reading that headline, but on top of that piece of awesomeness,
isn't this a repeat from last week?


yes.. but shhh... let it live for beesake
 
2012-08-24 05:33:53 PM
I wonder what pricipal has to say of this headline?
 
2012-08-24 05:34:28 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-24 05:34:52 PM
Subby have vision problems today? Your i is only working half the time.
 
2012-08-24 05:35:26 PM
The education system is failing us right before our eyes!
 
2012-08-24 05:35:27 PM

kvinesknows: Dancin_In_Anson: How does one drink a bee?

leave a damn can of beer out while working on the van and not notice the bee climb in there so you drink it and the beer..

not sure how to drink 100 bees though.. thats gotta be difficult


That's why I drink "The Beast"... not even bees will touch it.
 
2012-08-24 05:35:35 PM
mods having fun on a Friday evening...

subby got his first green?
 
2012-08-24 05:35:37 PM
Thank god the rest of you are confused too. I thought I was having a stroke for a second.

Confusticatun electrucal apploances!!! RAWR!!!! GIMMEEE BEES 'N" CHOCOLATE OR I"M FARKING THIS PLACE UP! RAAAWWWWRRR!!!1!
 
2012-08-24 05:36:10 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's an "electrucal apploance"? I don't understand.


It's a gadget that runs off juice.
 
2012-08-24 05:36:26 PM
"The bears got into the 26-square foot hut in Jarfjord in Finnmarken, which lies in the country's north, by ripping down one of the cabin walls, SKY cited Norway's Finnmarken newspaper as saying."

That's not a cabin, that's a closet. It's just slightly bigger than 5ft x5ft. I'me surprised there was even room for 100 cans of beer, 4 bears, appliances, and mattresses in that little tiny space.
 
2012-08-24 05:36:28 PM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 05:36:33 PM
I just railed a bunch of benzos, so I'm not really sure what all the fuss is about. Gonna wash em down with a bee too!
 
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