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(Bitten and Bound)   ABC has greenlit JLo's comedy-drama tv concept featuring lesbians and orphans of mixed ethnicity. Show us the pilot, please   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 29
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2012-08-24 12:22:57 PM
that'll last 6 episodes.
 
2012-08-24 01:15:19 PM
It's articles like this that make me so happy I don't own a television


/better than you btw
 
2012-08-24 01:29:30 PM
This is what they mean when they say the Mexicans are taking our jobs. Shouldn't some brain dead American be developing awful TV shows? Why are we outsourcing our shiatty entertainment?
 
2012-08-24 01:30:36 PM
Ah, Jennifer Lopez, I wish you'd just go away. And, btw, saying J-Lo is stupid and I refuse to do it.
 
2012-08-24 01:47:54 PM
Still sounds way funnier than Whitney.
 
2012-08-24 01:55:48 PM
Lesbians and Orphans and Drama

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2012-08-24 02:12:20 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: This is what they mean when they say the Mexicans are taking our jobs. Shouldn't some brain dead American be developing awful TV shows? Why are we outsourcing our shiatty entertainment?


OK, I'll bite. You realize that J. Lo is Puerto Rican?
 
2012-08-24 02:13:35 PM
Oh, and ABC Family is completely different from ABC (though obviously the same brand). Stupid subby.
 
2012-08-24 02:19:07 PM
Already been done

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2012-08-24 02:20:22 PM
Working title: "Who's Your Daddy?"
 
2012-08-24 02:29:03 PM
Working title: 'Gimme Some Skrimps!' which just happens to be J-lo's nickname for those lovable kids.
 
2012-08-24 02:36:38 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: hulk hogan meat shoes: This is what they mean when they say the Mexicans are taking our jobs. Shouldn't some brain dead American be developing awful TV shows? Why are we outsourcing our shiatty entertainment?

OK, I'll bite. You realize that J. Lo is Puerto Rican?


You're all Arabs to me. The blacks, the jews, those blue, tree-hugging queers in Avatar...
 
2012-08-24 02:39:16 PM
Interracial lesbians, you say? Listening...
 
2012-08-24 02:50:56 PM
Your move OMM.
 
2012-08-24 02:57:06 PM
She gave up American Idol for this?
 
2012-08-24 02:57:58 PM

madcan34: It's articles like this that make me so happy I don't own a television

/better than you btw


You don't own a television better than me?
 
2012-08-24 03:06:53 PM
They're giving Jon Lovitz his own show? About lesbians?
 
2012-08-24 03:18:30 PM

JoePiscopoJr.: B.L.Z. Bub: hulk hogan meat shoes: This is what they mean when they say the Mexicans are taking our jobs. Shouldn't some brain dead American be developing awful TV shows? Why are we outsourcing our shiatty entertainment?

OK, I'll bite. You realize that J. Lo is Puerto Rican?

You're all Arabs to me. The blacks, the jews, those blue, tree-hugging queers in Avatar...


Dunno why, but this made me laugh. Good one.
 
2012-08-24 03:19:48 PM
Oh good.. orphans... can't do shiat on tv without kids ruining it..
 
2012-08-24 04:37:49 PM
Sounds destined for Netflix. You once liked a lesbian film how about these 100 titles?
 
2012-08-24 04:52:44 PM

Persnickety: Already been done


Is that a blue foldout?
 
2012-08-24 05:11:19 PM
Sounds like Modern Family really kicked off a Diversity Arms Race.

I've got an idea for a show. Ok, it's 5 people. One is a black Republican, one is a Lesbian-hating Closeted Lesbian and she's Persian, one is a half-gay half-straight half-african half-latino transexual Baptist minister, one is a guy who is always in a furry costume (who turns out to be an actual animal in the final episode), and the last one is a pair of conjoined triplets (yes, I said a pair but we'll figure out how exactly to get that to work) and one of them is pregnant but we don't know which one because the child constantly moves from fractions of persons due to complications caused by oil fracking.
 
2012-08-24 05:46:24 PM
gobble gobble
 
2012-08-24 05:50:55 PM

monkey muffin: Lesbians and Orphans and Drama

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You know what really bothers me? The expression is 'Lions and tigers and bears, oh my'. Using standard english reading rules, you read left-right, top-bottom, making that 'bear tiger lion'.

It's wrong!

Oh, and the drama is farking stupid, which means it'll either fail or be picked up for infinite seasons, like firefly or Arrested development.
 
2012-08-24 08:17:57 PM

Treygreen13: Sounds like Modern Family really kicked off a Diversity Arms Race.

I've got an idea for a show. Ok, it's 5 people. One is a black Republican, one is a Lesbian-hating Closeted Lesbian and she's Persian, one is a half-gay half-straight half-african half-latino transexual Baptist minister, one is a guy who is always in a furry costume (who turns out to be an actual animal in the final episode), and the last one is a pair of conjoined triplets (yes, I said a pair but we'll figure out how exactly to get that to work) and one of them is pregnant but we don't know which one because the child constantly moves from fractions of persons due to complications caused by oil fracking.


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2012-08-24 09:16:04 PM

Great Janitor: Ah, Jennifer Lopez, I wish you'd just go away. And, btw, saying J-Lo is stupid and I refuse to do it.


she looks good going away
 
2012-08-24 09:57:07 PM
Howard Stern spoke truth: lesbians get ratings.
 
2012-08-25 10:40:59 AM
If it was on showtime and was not produced by jlo I would watch it.
 
2012-08-25 02:42:53 PM
JLO is just about the biggest biatch in the business, from all accounts I've heard. She treats people like crap, and I hope she falls down a well.
 
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