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(The Big Story)   Orders fall for U.S durable goods in July; time to stop buying disposable fleshlights, people   (bigstory.ap.org) divider line 23
    More: Scary, durable goods, industrial machinery, aircraft manufacturers, Institute for Supply Management, IHS Global Insight, United States Department of Commerce  
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2012-08-24 10:22:40 AM
Just keep repeating "The economy is getting better, the economy is getting better, the economy is getting better"
 
2012-08-24 10:50:31 AM
How do you clean one of those anyway?

\Not that I'm asking because I want one or anything.
\\*whistles innocently*
 
2012-08-24 10:51:07 AM
Is a RealDoll considered to be a "durable good"?
 
2012-08-24 10:53:39 AM

dahmers love zombie: Is a RealDoll considered to be a "durable good"?


Depends. How much do you weigh?
 
2012-08-24 11:02:05 AM

SnarfVader: How do you clean one of those anyway?

\Not that I'm asking because I want one or anything.
\\*whistles innocently*


I think you take the cap off and rinse it with soap and water. And when bits of fiber and tissue start sticking to it, use cornstarch.
 
2012-08-24 11:05:29 AM

jaylectricity: I think you take the cap off and rinse it with soap and water. And when bits of fiber and tissue start sticking to it, use cornstarch.


My god I feel dirty just reading that.


well done sir!!
 
2012-08-24 11:36:18 AM
Where can one purchase a fleshlight? I want one in a female model please.
 
2012-08-24 11:42:59 AM

EnviroDude: Where can one purchase a fleshlight? I want one in a female model please.


Dude, they come in various actual vagina molds now. You can get one that's shaped like Tera Patrick's hoo-hoo if you want.

NSFW

/I learned a lot from Joe Rogan
 
2012-08-24 01:21:21 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just keep repeating "The economy is getting better, the economy is getting better, the economy is getting better"

it's OK to own a fleshlight, it's OK to own a fleshlight, it's OK to own a fleshlight
 
2012-08-24 01:32:09 PM

jaylectricity: EnviroDude: Where can one purchase a fleshlight? I want one in a female model please.

Dude, they come in various actual vagina molds now. You can get one that's shaped like Tera Patrick's hoo-hoo if you want.

NSFW

/I learned a lot from Joe Rogan


Science is wonderful, or something.
 
2012-08-24 01:53:51 PM
I beat off with handfuls of steel wool.

/#
 
2012-08-24 01:56:22 PM
Why am I not shocked that this thread isn't discussing the durable goods order numbers and is instead sidetracked into talking about the fleshlight.

/rhetorical question is rhetorical
 
2012-08-24 01:57:24 PM

jaylectricity: Dude, they come in various actual vagina molds now. You can get one that's shaped like Tera Patrick's hoo-hoo if you want.


Why would you want Tera Patrick's cum bucket? Do they have Mila Kunis?
 
2012-08-24 02:06:10 PM

jaylectricity: SnarfVader: How do you clean one of those anyway?

\Not that I'm asking because I want one or anything.
\\*whistles innocently*

I think you take the cap off and rinse it with soap and water. And when bits of fiber and tissue start sticking to it, use cornstarch.


Interesting technique.....



Not a bookmark
 
2012-08-24 02:08:23 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just keep repeating "The economy is getting better, the economy is getting better, the economy is getting better"


Just lie back and enjoy it?
 
2012-08-24 02:16:06 PM

jaylectricity: SnarfVader: How do you clean one of those anyway?

\Not that I'm asking because I want one or anything.
\\*whistles innocently*

I think you take the cap off and rinse it with soap and water. And when bits of fiber and tissue start sticking to it, use cornstarch.


But then how do you dry it? Letting it air dry takes forever for the inside to dry.
 
2012-08-24 02:21:02 PM

jaylectricity: Dude, they come in various actual vagina molds now. You can get one that's shaped like Tera Patrick's hoo-hoo if you want.



Remember watching a show on HBO like 10-12 years gao (may have been the Real Sex series) about how they make sex toys. Basically they pour a bucket of synthetic material on the pornstar's cooter and let it harden..
 
2012-08-24 02:37:11 PM

russlar: Just lie back and enjoy it?


It only hurts if you fight back
 
2012-08-24 03:13:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: russlar: Just lie back and enjoy it?

It only hurts if you fight back


But how else do you legitimize it?
 
2012-08-24 03:18:15 PM
Stop buying? fark, my collection's almost complete!
 
2012-08-24 05:40:51 PM
I'm not surprised that orders from companies are slowing. Many are worried that the EU will collapse and about political uncertainty in the US. Stuff is going to hit the fan when those automatic federal spending cuts kick in.
 
2012-08-24 06:01:41 PM

Muta: jaylectricity: Dude, they come in various actual vagina molds now. You can get one that's shaped like Tera Patrick's hoo-hoo if you want.

Why would you want Tera Patrick's cum bucket? Do they have Mila Kunis?


I don't think so, but if you click the link you can see who they have. They also have buttholes and mouths. I don't own one, I recently found that wearing a rubber glove and using Caladryl Clear was really nice...especially if you just went camping.

/poison ivy
 
2012-08-25 07:29:07 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just keep repeating "The economy is getting better, the economy is getting better, the economy is getting better"

"If you tell the same lie over and over and repeat it often enough and loud enough, it will come to be known as the truth"

I guess the Obamaites are trying out the Goebels big lie strategy with the economy. It worked well enough when the Bushiates did it with turrism and WMDs
 
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