cman: John Titor #5?WTF? That guy should be #1. It is amazing how many people bought his idiotic bullshiat.Asshole claimed he went back in time to get parts for an IBM360, a computer made in the 1960s.People for some reason bought it
MaxxLarge: I'm a time traveler.The only problem is, I can only do it in one direction, and only in real time.
miss diminutive: The hell you can. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
MaxxLarge: miss diminutive: The hell you can. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.Fine. But if we're gonna mix it up, I get to pick the parking garage. Bring your sword. Because, like...'I am everything,' or whatever.
miss diminutive: Deal. Although I should probably pick a sword that's best suited to my physical characteristics.
MaxxLarge: miss diminutive: Deal. Although I should probably pick a sword that's best suited to my physical characteristics.Deal.Good luck decapitating me with that thing, though.
miss diminutive: Well I...uh...but...dammit.
Pud: From #9 - it won't happen if it doesn't happen, but if it does it totally willI'm going to have to figure out a way to use that in a conversation
Goodfella: And no mention of the greatest time traveller of them all: Barack Obama, fiendishly going back in time to plant phony stories in the Hawaiian newspaper of his birth.
liam76: cman: John Titor #5?WTF? That guy should be #1. It is amazing how many people bought his idiotic bullshiat.Asshole claimed he went back in time to get parts for an IBM360, a computer made in the 1960s.People for some reason bought itI enjoyed reading his stuff.
Mike_LowELL: Oh god, another web site dedicated exclusively to lists.Fark the internet.
miss diminutive: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 694x530]Approves...while pocketing nifty gadgets.
OnlyM3: Wow, the political trolling has now inundated all sub-forums.The modmins must be terrified of the polling data to start pushing their propaganda this hard.// quite amusing.
machoprogrammer: Safety not guaranteed.
indarwinsshadow: THEY ARE ALL WRONG!!!!!I INVENTED TIME TRAVEL....The only problem is I can only travel forward. 1 second at a time.
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