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(CBS Detroit)   Witness shuts down trial in Detroit court. Well, mostly it was the bugs on him   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Detroit, WWJ, courtroom  
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12734 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Aug 2012 at 11:30 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-24 11:37:39 AM  
6 votes:
Witness in question:
2012-08-24 11:36:12 AM  
2 votes:
I'll have to remember this trick next time I am called for jury duty...
2012-08-24 09:01:17 AM  
2 votes:
I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that.
2012-08-24 01:04:35 PM  
1 vote:

smitty04: Could someone post something nice about Detroit, I feel bad about always making snarky comments about the place.

There's some nice strip clubs across the river in Windsor.

Mike Ilitch seems like a sports owner that genuinely cares about putting out a good product.

They put Monica Conyers in jail for political corruption.

Love the Kowalski hot dogs & kielbasa (okay, Hamtramck, not Detroit).

Coleman still don't know nothin bout no goddamm krugerrands.
2012-08-24 12:00:35 PM  
1 vote:

Helena Handbasket: Geeze, how many bugs do you have to have in your home to actually not be concerned that you're walking around covered in them?

THIS. Jesus farking Christ I have one bug on me and I freak the fark out! This guy - oh God the thought of it is making my skin crawl.

...or maybe those are bugs oh God oh God oh God
2012-08-24 11:50:34 AM  
1 vote:
I accidently scrolled to the comments. From comment one it was a teatard biatching about obama. farking hell is there nothing these people can't blame on him?

maybe I should try it, hrm.... I didn't catch 'em all, DAMN OBAMA!
2012-08-24 09:56:02 AM  
1 vote:
Bedbugs, cockroaches, or fleas....OH MY!
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