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(New York Daily News)   The world's most famous heterosexual makes a plea for gay marriage   (nydailynews.com) divider line 15
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2012-08-24 10:49:01 AM
4 votes:

BillCo: I've heard that being a heterosexual is genetic and not a life style choice.


Sorry man, I'm proof that being gay isn't a "lifestyle choice". If I could CHOOSE to enjoy man sex, I would have a long time ago. I'd be covered in jizz like 24 hours a day. If I could just hang out with my dude friends and have them get me off, I'd be more than OK with it. The company of men is much more enjoyable for me.

It just doesn't work though. Boobs still make my junk happy, and wangs don't.
2012-08-24 12:59:38 PM
2 votes:

cowsspinach: /No, I will not post pics of her


So? If she's a playboy model her pictures are already on the internet.
2012-08-24 10:37:32 AM
2 votes:
Civil rights don't originate in the Bible.
2012-08-24 08:28:02 AM
2 votes:
He just wants gay marriage passed so he can work on legal polygamy next so he can marry four or five blondes at once.
2012-08-24 07:49:24 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: This isn't going to help.
No, it's not.
No. It. Is. Not. Going. To. Help.
You have to look at the overall picture here. Would somebody who is seen, fairly or unfairly, as having questionable moral values by a lot of people really help the cause? The answer is, no, probably not.


I understand your point at one level, but I think your analysis is a little superficial and your conclusion incorrect as a result.

Those who thump holy scriptures (Christian, Muslim, or otherwise) in their moral objection to gaity in general or gay marriage in particular, no, are not going to be swayed away from that position by Heff. But they were also not going to be swayed without him. His support has no effect with them one way or the other.

Heff is seen as relatively "family friendly". He has made cameo appearances on family-friendly TV shows for decades without controversy. He doesn't have a big 'sleaze' factor like Larry Flint, Al Goldstein, or Joe Francis, has or that or Bob Guccione had. Fathers don't want to beat him up. His support for something is not likely to scare away people who would otherwise support something.

At the same time, he is still a legend to men. He built an empire being a connoisseur of women and fine things, and sharing that with the world. He was always hip, at the cutting edge of culture, style, technology, the civil rights movement, art, et cet. Despite having admitted to experimented a little, he is looked upon by guys as being all-man, a straight-arrow pu55y hound who make the ladies cream. The wild uncle whom guys wish they could be.

A lot of men oppose gay marriage not because they are religious fanatics, but because it's icky. Come on, two dudes? Ew. The media coverage about gay marriages may actually do more harm than good, as it shows guys holding hands and kissing their grooms, and fat, old, dykish broads kissing or going on about their love and equal rights. It's cringe inducing. Is some of that reaction caused by subconscious fears about one's own sexuality? Quite possibly. But here's Hef coming forward and saying to men, "Hey, it's cool. Why should you care if two dudes or two broads want to marry each other? It doesn't bother me. What business is it of ours to interfere? It isn't." He's making it OK for regular guys to also say, "Screw it. What difference does it make to me whom some other guy wants to marry? And most of those lesbos marrying each other were not anyone I wanted anyway."

His support is to regular men what Dick Cheney's support is to politicians. As the old Vulcan proverb states, "Only Nixon could go to China."
2012-08-24 04:17:46 PM
1 votes:

farkityfarker: the world's most famous heterosexual

So everyone in the world who is more famous than Hugh Hefner is gay or bi? Interesting.


Well, there's a usage where saying someone is "the most famous x" only commits the speaker to that person being the most famous among people known for that particular reason, x-ing. For example, there's a most famous basketball player, say, Kobe Bryant. But, Obama plays basketball and is more famous, and yet it's still true that Kobe Bryant is the most famous basketball player.

I guess what I'm saying is, Hugh Hefner is famous for heterosexing. He's a professional heterosexer.
2012-08-24 11:23:53 AM
1 votes:
not hero....dumbass
2012-08-24 10:50:10 AM
1 votes:
I always thought Hef was bi.
IIRC, back in the 70's, Mick Jagger walked in on him, while he was buggering Dennis Weaver.
Mick reportedly said: "Hey! Hugh! Get off of McCloud!"

/So sorry
2012-08-24 10:46:57 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: This isn't going to help.

No, it's not.

No. It. Is. Not. Going. To. Help.

You have to look at the overall picture here. Would somebody who is seen, fairly or unfairly, as having questionable moral values by a lot of people really help the cause? The answer is, no, probably not.


Nothing is going to help until the passionate defenders of bigotry simple decide they're in the wrong. Seeing as how we still have anti-miscegnation supporters and open racists, I'm guessing sometime in the 2200s.

Legislatively and socially? Sometime over the next 30-40 years, it'll be legal nationwide.
2012-08-24 10:42:29 AM
1 votes:

steamingpile: BillCo: I've heard that being a heterosexual is genetic and not a life style choice.

Well you and the subby fail since Hef has admitted to gay sex before so at the least he's bi.


Well, no. You can have gay sex without being gay or bi. You know, try it and realize it's not for you.

/the bros before hos arguement
2012-08-24 10:30:45 AM
1 votes:

Cythraul: AlwaysRightBoy: Cythraul: He just wants gay marriage passed so he can work on legal polygamy next so he can marry four or five blondes at once.


While maybe true, I still wouldn't mind being in his bathrobe. You'd have to admit the old horndog has seen a lot.

Maybe true? I was kidding. Seen a lot, I suppose. But after decades of sex with god knows how many partners, wouldn't it get old after a while?

I guess not.


I don't know that it would get old exactly, but with my personality, I can guarantee it would become tedious eventually. Ymmv.
2012-08-24 10:29:20 AM
1 votes:

BillCo: I've heard that being a heterosexual is genetic and not a life style choice.


I've heard that being BillCo is painful and sad.
2012-08-24 10:27:21 AM
1 votes:
Dang.

I was expecting this to be a Ron Jeremy thread.
2012-08-24 09:23:47 AM
1 votes:

Cythraul: He just wants gay marriage passed so he can work on legal polygamy next so he can marry four or five blondes at once.



While maybe true, I still wouldn't mind being in his bathrobe. You'd have to admit the old horndog has seen a lot.
2012-08-24 08:36:02 AM
1 votes:
I've heard that being a heterosexual is genetic and not a life style choice.
 
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