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(New York Daily News)   The world's most famous heterosexual makes a plea for gay marriage   (nydailynews.com) divider line 118
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2012-08-24 11:02:59 AM

zarberg: randomjsa: You have to look at the overall picture here. Would somebody who is seen, fairly or unfairly, as having questionable moral values by a lot of people really help the cause? The answer is, no, probably not.

From what I gather about the bulk of the people who care about gay marriage, the economy is the most important thing to them.


Of course! Heterosexual relationships -> more poeple -> more consumers -> more wage slaves
You can't have infinite capitalist growth without an ever expanding supply of consumers.
 
2012-08-24 11:04:55 AM

Cythraul: He just wants gay marriage passed so he can work on legal polygamy next so he can marry four or five blondes at once.


That would be a financial disaster for a man who likes to keep his harem fresh.
 
2012-08-24 11:05:55 AM

Antagonism: Sorry man, I'm proof that being gay isn't a "lifestyle choice". If I could CHOOSE to enjoy man sex, I would have a long time ago. I'd be covered in jizz like 24 hours a day. If I could just hang out with my dude friends and have them get me off, I'd be more than OK with it. The company of men is much more enjoyable for me.


It sounds like you've thought about this a lot.
 
2012-08-24 11:08:38 AM
Well, duh. He's devoted his entire life to hedonism. Of course he is going to be for the gays. I have no doubt that he's for necrophilia, pedophilia, bestiality, sadomasochism and scatology, too. He's a creepy kind of guy who gets off on all kinds of diviant sex.
 
2012-08-24 11:09:24 AM

Krieghund: Antagonism: Sorry man, I'm proof that being gay isn't a "lifestyle choice". If I could CHOOSE to enjoy man sex, I would have a long time ago. I'd be covered in jizz like 24 hours a day. If I could just hang out with my dude friends and have them get me off, I'd be more than OK with it. The company of men is much more enjoyable for me.

It sounds like you've thought about this a lot.


Or listens to Henry Rollins.
 
2012-08-24 11:10:37 AM

Krieghund: Antagonism: Sorry man, I'm proof that being gay isn't a "lifestyle choice". If I could CHOOSE to enjoy man sex, I would have a long time ago. I'd be covered in jizz like 24 hours a day. If I could just hang out with my dude friends and have them get me off, I'd be more than OK with it. The company of men is much more enjoyable for me.

It sounds like you've thought about this a lot.


Well I don't know about him, but he's certainly helped me to think about this hypothetical situation.
 
2012-08-24 11:11:32 AM

notmtwain: Wasn't sure that Hefner is the "world's most famous heterosexual" but a quick Google search revealed few other claimants.

One old article suggested Elizabeth Taylor as the "world's most famous heterosexual woman" and another said "Romeo and Juliet" was the "world's most famous heterosexual" tragedy.

// I guess we have to give it to him.


For most heterosexual guy, I'd have thought Wilt Chamberlain. Then again, he wouldn't be making any political statement these days, would he.
 
2012-08-24 11:14:49 AM

Dear Jerk: I guessed Clooney. Hefner is a freak show.


Ditto on clooney.
 
2012-08-24 11:18:46 AM

K3rmy: Laws for sexual freedom are simple marking the way for more perverse behavior to be introduced into the mainstream. You joke about gay marriage leading to sex between a man and a turtle; however, there are men who actively seek out horses, furries, and whatever the flavor of the week is in Germany.


That'd be eels, Bob.
 
2012-08-24 11:20:04 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.

He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of the business. They ignored her too.

So, the rival florist asked Hugh Hefner, who just happened to be one of his longstanding clients, if he could use his persuasive powers to get the friars to move into another line of work. Hef, being a good man, went down to talk to the men and managed to convince them that brewing beer was a much more logical choice for them.

Thus proving...

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

Oh, Hugh.


For some reason, this just made me angry.

/Funny'd it
//But still.
 
2012-08-24 11:21:09 AM

randomjsa: This isn't going to help.

No, it's not.

No. It. Is. Not. Going. To. Help.

You have to look at the overall picture here. Would somebody who is seen, fairly or unfairly, as having questionable moral values by a lot of people really help the cause? The answer is, no, probably not.


Much like a man, a cause is known by the company it keeps.
 
2012-08-24 11:21:10 AM
Sorry, here is the most heterosexual man in the world, and he approves:

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-24 11:21:11 AM
really i thought he was gay. you'd think he would be if he had THAT many women around him.
 
2012-08-24 11:22:08 AM

K3rmy: Laws for sexual freedom are simple marking the way for more perverse behavior to be introduced into the mainstream. You joke about gay marriage leading to sex between a man and a turtle; however, there are men who actively seek out horses, furries, and whatever the flavor of the week is in Germany. This, with ever advancing ,medical technology, throws open the door to new, more abhorrent abominations. In the 1950s and 60s, white parents were alarmed when their teenage daughter brought a black boy home. That will be nothing compared to when she comes home with Uggla the tentacle monster and four sentient industrial egg-beaters.


I like a guy who thinks outside the box.
 
2012-08-24 11:22:41 AM

varmitydog: Well, duh. He's devoted his entire life to hedonism. Of course he is going to be for the gays. I have no doubt that he's for necrophilia, pedophilia, bestiality, sadomasochism and scatology, too. He's a creepy kind of guy who gets off on all kinds of diviant sex.


Because as soon as you're into getting smacked around for pleasure, you'll find that you have to be smacked around by a covered-in-poop dead foal's hind leg. Indeed.

// actually, fairly revealing on your end
 
2012-08-24 11:23:53 AM
not hero....dumbass
 
2012-08-24 11:25:51 AM

MayoSlather: Hef has been overcompensating for years...he's clearly gay.


This. As soon as it's accepted he'll be out of the closet.
 
2012-08-24 11:35:41 AM
Hef keeps seven bimbos on salary at $2000 a week each to keep him serviced, and I also note the Playboy mansion has really gone to seed lately.

If a man is worth hundreds of millions and can't attract a woman on merit, something is wrong.

He could also afford decent housekeepers.
 
2012-08-24 11:38:09 AM
Even number of legs, pulse, vagina. Everything else is gravy. Just like the bible intended.

/I'll negotiate on the pulse part
 
2012-08-24 11:41:11 AM
I have no problem with gay marriage, I couldnt give 2 shiats what hugh hefner thinks. Remember a few years ago when he tried to fool us that he had 3 girlfriends. He didnt fool no one and he himself became the biggest fool.
 
2012-08-24 11:44:33 AM

ggecko: Sorry, here is the most heterosexual man in the world, and he approves:

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 430x539]


Heterosexuality isn't that interesting, bro.
 
2012-08-24 11:45:36 AM
I am a lesbian. My then gf (of 6yrs) asked me to marry and sponsor her for immigration reasons. I refused ...so she went out, hooked up with a guy, and got married and sponsored within 3 months.

Fark the scantity of heterosexual marriages.
 
2012-08-24 11:52:08 AM

zarberg: steamingpile: BillCo: I've heard that being a heterosexual is genetic and not a life style choice.

Well you and the subby fail since Hef has admitted to gay sex before so at the least he's bi.

If you're not trolling, citation? I've never heard that about Hef.


Is Wikipedia a good site to cite? In 1971, he acknowledged that he experimented in bisexuality... (Wikipedia cites the BBC for that info.)
 
2012-08-24 11:57:23 AM
Everyone should be allowed to marry anyone, or anything, they want.
Don't restrict this to just homosexuals, either. Multi-partner marriages and any other deviation should be allowed as well.
 
2012-08-24 12:00:28 PM
A man who has been married and divorced multiple times and lives with whores should have no say in what should be considered marriage.
 
2012-08-24 12:00:46 PM
A friend of mine is a playboy model & you should hear the stories she tells. She of course loves Hefner & says at parties he's pretty quiet & nice. That's his charm....he's super nice to girls. 


/No, I will not post pics of her
 
2012-08-24 12:02:16 PM

doubled99: Everyone should be allowed to marry anyone, or anything, they want.
Don't restrict this to just homosexuals, either. Multi-partner marriages and any other deviation should be allowed as well.


even if she doesn't want to marry her i can still do it??
 
2012-08-24 12:03:11 PM

doubled99: Everyone should be allowed to marry anyone, or anything, they want.
Don't restrict this to just homosexuals, either. Multi-partner marriages and any other deviation should be allowed as well.


I knew I had you labeled 'Troll' for a reason. ;)
 
2012-08-24 12:04:04 PM

cowsspinach: A friend of mine is a playboy model & you should hear the stories she tells. She of course loves Hefner & says at parties he's pretty quiet & nice. That's his charm....he's super nice to girls. 


/No, I will not post pics of her


You're no fun.
 
2012-08-24 12:10:53 PM
"Without it, we will turn back the sexual revolution and return to an earlier, puritanical time," he writes, according to Politico.

So the journalist didn't even pick up the Playboy to read the farking article????
 
2012-08-24 12:11:20 PM
World's most famous what again?
 
2012-08-24 12:11:24 PM

cowsspinach: A friend of mine is a playboy model & you should hear the stories she tells. She of course loves Hefner & says at parties he's pretty quiet & nice. That's his charm....he's super nice to girls. 


/No, I will not post pics of her


And the pics of you?
 
2012-08-24 12:16:31 PM

SandMann: Dang.

I was expecting this to be a Ron Jeremy thread.


You might want to review his past videos... he's been on both sides of the fence for the money.
 
2012-08-24 12:25:05 PM

red5ish: Civil rights don't originate in the Bible.


We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness
 
2012-08-24 12:25:59 PM

Krieghund: Antagonism: Sorry man, I'm proof that being gay isn't a "lifestyle choice". If I could CHOOSE to enjoy man sex, I would have a long time ago. I'd be covered in jizz like 24 hours a day. If I could just hang out with my dude friends and have them get me off, I'd be more than OK with it. The company of men is much more enjoyable for me.

It sounds like you've thought about this a lot.


Actually I have. I spent about 3 of my college years working in the Castro in San Francisco. This specific question came up for me a lot. If I were gay I would have been laid city, way more than I am as a straight guy. If I could willingly choose that lifestyle, I would have. Gay dudes tried to pick me up daily. My sexual emotions are reinforced by logic.

I suggest everyone try this, get to know yourselves better.
 
2012-08-24 12:33:11 PM
If being gay were just a lifestyle choice, then no one would choose it. Why would anyone want to subject themselves to abuse and ridicule? Throughout history people have been imprisoned and executed for being gay....that's a lot to face just for a "choice". It makes more sense that it is genetic or otherwise some biologic imperitive. If being heterosexual is not a choice, then obviously being gay must also be not a choice. So the only other arguement against homosexuality is the religious angle. But that famous passage from the bible about Sodom doesn't say anything about gays.....I've read it, and I think it's talking about "sexual violence" against men and women.
 
2012-08-24 12:37:31 PM

Cythraul: But after decades of sex with god knows how many partners, wouldn't it get old after a while?



No
 
2012-08-24 12:46:17 PM
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2012-08-24 12:52:30 PM

HaywoodJablonski: If the Christian Right won't listen to Hugh Hefner, who will they listen to?


A gay prostitute with a pile of meth?
 
2012-08-24 12:59:38 PM

cowsspinach: /No, I will not post pics of her


So? If she's a playboy model her pictures are already on the internet.
 
2012-08-24 01:00:23 PM

genner: endowed by their Creator


How is this in any way "Biblical"?

A good many of the Founders thought that the God of the Bible was little more than a monster.

(Aside from the fact the legal system in America is in no way derived from the Declaration...)
 
2012-08-24 01:01:26 PM
I thought for sure it was gonna be James Bond
 
2012-08-24 01:09:35 PM
Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks and all that. As long as its between to consenting adult (we're talking humans here, since I doubt that animals can legally consent to anything), nobody should have the right to say who a person can love, marry, or fark.
 
2012-08-24 01:20:20 PM

genner: red5ish: Civil rights don't originate in the Bible.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness


That "Creator" is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I don't believe is mentioned in the Bible.
 
2012-08-24 01:48:18 PM

SonOfSpam: genner: red5ish: Civil rights don't originate in the Bible.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness

That "Creator" is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I don't believe is mentioned in the Bible.


I'm sure our founding fathers would agree.
 
2012-08-24 01:52:50 PM
Before reading article, thought "He's going to mention lesbians"

Reads article and... nope.

Yay?
 
2012-08-24 01:57:10 PM

monkey muffin: Before reading article, thought "He's going to mention lesbians"

Reads article and... nope.

Yay?


Homosexual women = less women for heterosexual men.

Homosexual men = more women for heterosexual men.

AGENDA
 
2012-08-24 02:00:17 PM

StaleCoffee: monkey muffin: Before reading article, thought "He's going to mention lesbians"

Reads article and... nope.

Yay?

Homosexual women = less women for heterosexual men.

Homosexual men = more women for heterosexual men.

VAGENDA

 
2012-08-24 02:13:10 PM

genner: red5ish: Civil rights don't originate in the Bible.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness


You do realize that 'endowed by their creator' is intentionally vague language which allows any person to insert whatever they believe to be their creator as the source of their rights.. right? I mean, you are trolling, and you do see my point, right? At least, I hope so.

Otherwise, they would have simply said, 'endowed by their god.'
 
2012-08-24 02:24:56 PM

Cythraul: steamingpile: BillCo: I've heard that being a heterosexual is genetic and not a life style choice.

Well you and the subby fail since Hef has admitted to gay sex before so at the least he's bi.

Seriously? I'm gonna need a citation of that little 'fact.'


Seriously? Its in his biography that he helped write so the citation is Hef.
 
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