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(The Register)   What do you invest in after dumping $400m worth of Facebook shares? Two words: Meat Printer   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 19
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2012-08-24 10:46:18 AM
 
2012-08-24 11:36:48 AM
Pork bed sheets?
 
2012-08-24 11:38:42 AM
'Self-assembling multicellular bodies and methods of producing a three-dimensional biological structure using the same"

So basically, it's a fancy way to re-structure mechanically separated meat. The cells do all the work, and "3D printing" gets all the credit.

I guess I better 3D print my muffins for this afternoon. Um, I mean self-assemble plant gluten and yeast within a three-dimensional Dollar store muffin mold.
 
2012-08-24 11:51:24 AM
i50.tinypic.com

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2012-08-24 11:56:08 AM
Think of how much they charge for ink cartridges. Think of how much they can charge for bacon cartridges.

As facebook stock bottoms out at 25 cents, this dude will be sizzling with bacon money!
 
2012-08-24 11:58:52 AM
No one will ever want more than 640 kg of meat.

\what I did there,
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2012-08-24 12:30:44 PM
3dprinting is the future. You can even print a new 3d printer with one lol. One day soon you'll even be able to print a new eyeball, or even a skyscraper.
 
2012-08-24 12:42:35 PM
This will revolutionize the artificial vagina industry!
 
2012-08-24 01:06:30 PM
I don't care if all the chops didn't print, that's one printer jam I'm not dealing with.
 
2012-08-24 01:10:24 PM
I'd print a Kelly Brook.
 
2012-08-24 01:12:28 PM
"meat printing" is old news...

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2012-08-24 01:28:11 PM
Does it taste like despair?
 
2012-08-24 01:31:37 PM
Eating printed meat cells is murder!?!
 
2012-08-24 01:40:20 PM
This could be a fun game. You've got $400m dollars and you can only invest it in something that can be described using two words. GO!

Bacon Thanksgiving.
 
2012-08-24 01:49:12 PM

assjuice: 3dprinting is the future. You can even print a new 3d printer with one lol. One day soon you'll even be able to print a new eyeball, or even a skyscraper.


LOL @ U u no think species 3d print space uhlavator?? Physics is just, like, an opinion man.
 
2012-08-24 02:03:13 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 02:09:49 PM
There should be a political opinion newspaper printed on meat. Call it "Meatspin"
 
2012-08-24 03:20:55 PM
Hey, at least they got a printer.

The bright folks who run the NC State Employees' Retirement Fund invested heavily in Facebook. All we got was a whopping new number to add to the deficit, and the political hacks and cronies who run the system in our one-party state went home with their paychecks intact.
 
2012-08-24 06:07:19 PM

OldManDownDRoad: Hey, at least they got a printer.

The bright folks who run the NC State Employees' Retirement Fund invested heavily in Facebook. All we got was a whopping new number to add to the deficit, and the political hacks and cronies who run the system in our one-party state went home with their paychecks intact.


More proof that stupid people are dangerous.
 
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