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(Huffington Post)   Thief mistakenly eats a 350,000 Scoville unit hot pepper. Yes, another seasoned criminal is caught   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 22
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2012-08-24 10:02:33 AM
3 votes:

WhippingBoy: Can you be damaged by eating really, really hot peppers or hot sauce? I mean physically damaged, not emotionally damaged.


I don't know about physical damage, but the emotional collapse is very real. I once got drunk and bit into a habanero pepper on a dare. One side of my face completely shut down while the other was on fire. Flames licked my internal organs. I saw my ancestors. I saw god. Am pretty sure I had an erection, for some reason.

Next on my list: The Guatemalan Insanity Pepper

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2012-08-24 09:29:26 AM
3 votes:
i hate it when i eat really spicy food and then i have really spicy diarrhea. i hate it. but i also kinda like it.
2012-08-24 09:24:24 AM
3 votes:
is that a clarinet in your pants or are you happy to see me? oh.. right...
2012-08-24 10:41:03 AM
2 votes:

Raider_dad: Spice reaction or orgasm?


Orgasm, definitely. Spice reaction usually involves blue-on-blue eyes, limited prescient ability, tendency to talk to oneself in whispers.
2012-08-24 10:06:07 AM
2 votes:

durbnpoisn: If a Jalapeno rates only about 8,000, I cannot imagine what 350,000 would be like!

I grew a jalapeno plant one year. I sliced one open and ate a little slice. My mouth burned for 2 days!
I love them pickled, but never fresh!

//I like my peppers like I like my women. Hot and pickled.


I grew jalapenos this summer as well and when I was out picking some earlier this month I accidentally rubbed my eye. That one eye leaked for about a solid 24 hours and I looked like I had been in a fight. It was the only time in my life I regretted making fun of eye wash stations in chemistry lab.

/I like my peppers like I like my men. Hot and not in my eye
2012-08-24 10:02:50 AM
2 votes:
I like my peppers the way I like my women. Anally.
2012-08-24 10:02:29 AM
2 votes:
The Jamaican Jerk store called, they're running out of you.
2012-08-24 10:00:57 AM
2 votes:

durbnpoisn: //I like my peppers like I like my women. Hot and pickled 10 years old and mixed up with coke.

2012-08-24 09:56:02 AM
2 votes:

"Shoplifter Marcus Banwell might have gotten away with stealing from a UK convenience store -- if he hadn't chowed down on some looted hot peppers in the store and started vomiting."

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2012-08-24 09:50:38 AM
2 votes:

Gunny Walker: FTFA: A clarinet was also found tucked inside his waistband


This one time at band camp...
2012-08-24 09:48:10 AM
2 votes:
Wuss.

roblarky: Biness: i hate it when i eat really spicy food and then i have really spicy diarrhea. i hate it. but i also kinda like it.

That's why you have to follow up with ice cream after spicy food.


Wait, which end does the ice cream go in?
2012-08-24 11:27:10 AM
1 votes:
it will really cause trouble when the oil hits the anus
2012-08-24 10:39:17 AM
1 votes:

Raider_dad: Martian_Astronomer: It was like 15 minutes before I could stop my legs from shaking.

Ok panel , what is being described? Spice reaction or orgasm? you have 60 seconds.


How the hell would Farkers know what an orgasm is like?
2012-08-24 10:02:12 AM
1 votes:
FTFA : They also found crack cocaine and heroin, which will likely have more serious consequences than the peppers.

So where did he shoplift those from?
2012-08-24 09:55:02 AM
1 votes:
If a Jalapeno rates only about 8,000, I cannot imagine what 350,000 would be like!

I grew a jalapeno plant one year. I sliced one open and ate a little slice. My mouth burned for 2 days!
I love them pickled, but never fresh!

//I like my peppers like I like my women. Hot and pickled.
2012-08-24 09:54:12 AM
1 votes:
At least the cops didn't mace him.
2012-08-24 09:51:15 AM
1 votes:
Perp, the next morning...

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2012-08-24 09:48:02 AM
1 votes:

christ1: 350k? Nubian please.

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/scorpion and ghost hot sauce this year. yea buddy.

I have two ghost pepper and two habanero varieties in my summer garden. One of the habanero peppers was hot enough where I only needed one pepper for a whole pot of chili using 2 lbs of meat. I am scared to even try the ghost chilis. Since this summer was so hot they are probably hotter than usual. I have so many peppers I do not know what to do with them, and they only just started bearing ripe peppers.


Oh shut up.
2012-08-24 09:39:03 AM
1 votes:
They also found crack cocaine and heroin, which will likely have more serious consequences than the peppers.

Tell that to his arsehole.
2012-08-24 09:36:15 AM
1 votes:
Now he's going to chili his ass in prison
2012-08-24 09:35:18 AM
1 votes:

roblarky: Pfft! Only 350k on the Scoville scale?

Trinidad Moruga Scorpion laughs at your amateur shenanigans.


I've eaten a dish (okay, one bite of a dish) made with those. It take a couple of minutes to really hit you, but when it does it's a full-body reaction. It was like 15 minutes before I could stop my legs from shaking.
2012-08-24 08:44:55 AM
1 votes:
That joke is bad subby, and you should feel bad.
 
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