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(Kitsap Sun)   Even if you're a serial bank robber, you'll never get into the super villain club if your costume consists of a strip of duct tape across your nose   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 23
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3968 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Aug 2012 at 8:01 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-24 08:07:01 AM  
It'shiatLER-MAN!!!!
 
2012-08-24 08:08:01 AM  

markfara: It'shiatLER-MAN!!!!


It IS HITLER-MAN!!!!

Fix your damn filter, Drew.
 
2012-08-24 08:11:27 AM  

markfara: markfara: It'shiatLER-MAN!!!!

It IS HITLER-MAN!!!!

Fix your damn filter, Drew.


Or maybe I forgot a space. If so, my bad.
 
2012-08-24 08:16:14 AM  
He's not Evil League of Evil material, but he has more than enough hours to join the dumbass guild.
 
2012-08-24 08:16:52 AM  
Hoping markfara chimes in on this thread.
 
2012-08-24 08:17:54 AM  

gregory311: Hoping markfara chimes in on this thread.


Be patient. . . .
 
2012-08-24 08:19:00 AM  

markfara: gregory311: Hoping markfara chimes in on this thread.

Be patient. . . .


You made my day, and it's still early. :-)
 
2012-08-24 08:20:33 AM  
i125.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-24 08:23:25 AM  
I dunno...... they still haven't caught him, so maybe he's onto something! Maybe it's magic duct tape.
 
2012-08-24 08:28:46 AM  
It will however gain you almost instant admission to Adam & the Ants
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2012-08-24 08:35:14 AM  
How do you know it's supposed to be a disguise? Maybe he just suffers from severe sleep apnea.
 
2012-08-24 08:43:16 AM  
The first time he used it, it was to cover up his distinctive mustache. The second time, it was to cover up his skin rash where his mustache was. Now, it's just something he does.
 
2012-08-24 09:10:10 AM  
The Evil League of Evil is watching, so beware....
 
2012-08-24 09:12:48 AM  
There is a kind of genius to it. People aren't going to remember, "it's a white guy, approximately 5'10", 200 lbs, wearing a black hoodie and a beige cap," they're going to remember, "it's a guy with duct tape over his face". The robber exits the bank, takes off the tape and the hat when he walks out, and nobody's going to recognize him. I don't know how long it takes for a bank to pull up security cam footage, but that could buy valuable time for him to escape.
 
2012-08-24 09:35:39 AM  
pileofphotos.com
 
2012-08-24 09:36:30 AM  
I'll bet he doesn't even have a laugh.

th05.deviantart.net
 
2012-08-24 09:40:09 AM  
Did he have a 5, 10 and 20 year plan or look like a banana? Dignan?
 
2012-08-24 09:49:34 AM  
The man takes no pride in his work. He couldn't even be bothered with putting the tape on straight. And no sunglasses? I'd be able to pick that dumbass out of a lineup any day... On another note, is there anything that duct tape can't truly do?
 
2012-08-24 10:30:00 AM  
I fully condone this plan....
 
2012-08-24 10:40:01 AM  
media.comicvine.com

Why not?
 
2012-08-24 01:38:40 PM  
www.hotflick.net

Satisfied?
 
2012-08-24 04:12:47 PM  

moel: It will however gain you almost instant admission to Adam & the Ants
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Damn you!!! (Shakes tiny fist in rage)

I was going to drop a subtle "Stand and Deliver" reference.
 
2012-08-24 07:39:29 PM  
Yeah, I don't think it meets the costume standards of the Evil League of Evil or the Guild of Calamitous Intent or S.P.E.C.T.E.R. either one
 
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