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(BBC)   Cobra bitten by deadly farmer   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 18
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2012-08-23 11:44:27 PM  
"A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you,"

This guy understands biology about as well as Todd Akin.
 
2012-08-24 12:20:37 AM  
Say what?
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2012-08-24 12:56:56 AM  
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"Ratssssssssss! Foiled again"
 
2012-08-24 02:20:03 AM  
Try that here in Australia... I know some places he can go looking for Tiger Snakes and Dugites... Or if he needs something deadlier than a Tiger Snake, he can head to the East and try his luck with Eastern Browns and Taipans.
 
2012-08-24 02:32:35 AM  
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2012-08-24 02:41:16 AM  
Must have been a dry bite(no venom). Steve Irwin taught me that.
 
2012-08-24 02:44:13 AM  
I've had it with these motherfarking snakes on my motherfarking farm
 
2012-08-24 02:47:15 AM  
Farmer bites snake story. Non-issue
 
2012-08-24 02:51:11 AM  
Duh, what part of the snake's body is the nepal?

/got nuthin
 
2012-08-24 03:15:55 AM  
Whoa, we got us a bad ass here. No really.
 
2012-08-24 03:45:24 AM  
"...he finally agreed to go to hospital after pressure from family..."
Stupid heathen foreigner.
 
2012-08-24 04:06:47 AM  

fusillade762: "A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you,"

This guy understands biology about as well as Todd Akin.


In his defense, he's still alive. It wasn't a legitimate bite.
 
2012-08-24 04:21:26 AM  
this is old news
 
2012-08-24 06:36:50 AM  
Honey Badger!
 
2012-08-24 06:48:06 AM  
"When I realised that a snake had bit me, I went home to get a torch and saw that it was a cobra. So I bit it to death,"

That's a rather Monty Pythonesque statement.
 
2012-08-24 07:11:26 AM  
Chuck Norris is unimpressed.
 
2012-08-24 08:02:03 AM  

Thrakkorzog: Must have been a dry bite(no venom). Steve Irwin taught me that.


Came here to say that. Had nothing to do with mystic Indian Shaman powers. Snakes don't have unlimited venom. It was just a warning bite. They save their venom for killing thigns to eat. Some times. Anyone up for a game of dry-bite roulette?
 
2012-08-24 10:17:00 AM  
Honey Farmer don't care! He's nasty.
 
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