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		Cobra bitten by deadly farmer (bbc.co.uk)		18
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fusillade762		2012-08-23 11:44:27 PM

"A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you,"

This guy understands biology about as well as Todd Akin.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-08-24 12:20:37 AM

Say what?

ThatGuyFromTheInternet		2012-08-24 12:56:56 AM

"Ratssssssssss! Foiled again"

Paris1127		2012-08-24 02:20:03 AM

Try that here in Australia... I know some places he can go looking for Tiger Snakes and Dugites... Or if he needs something deadlier than a Tiger Snake, he can head to the East and try his luck with Eastern Browns and Taipans.

skinink		2012-08-24 02:32:35 AM

Thrakkorzog		2012-08-24 02:41:16 AM

Must have been a dry bite(no venom). Steve Irwin taught me that.

zerkalo		2012-08-24 02:44:13 AM

I've had it with these motherfarking snakes on my motherfarking farm

StopLurkListen		2012-08-24 02:47:15 AM

Farmer bites snake story. Non-issue

MattyBlast		2012-08-24 02:51:11 AM

Duh, what part of the snake's body is the nepal?

/got nuthin

ertznay		2012-08-24 03:15:55 AM

Whoa, we got us a bad ass here. No really.

Buffet		2012-08-24 03:45:24 AM

"...he finally agreed to go to hospital after pressure from family..."
Stupid heathen foreigner.

MagSeven		2012-08-24 04:06:47 AM

fusillade762: "A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you,"

This guy understands biology about as well as Todd Akin.

In his defense, he's still alive. It wasn't a legitimate bite.

othmar		2012-08-24 04:21:26 AM

this is old news

See Bees		2012-08-24 06:36:50 AM

Honey Badger!

Public Savant		2012-08-24 06:48:06 AM

"When I realised that a snake had bit me, I went home to get a torch and saw that it was a cobra. So I bit it to death,"

That's a rather Monty Pythonesque statement.

res_nihil		2012-08-24 07:11:26 AM

Chuck Norris is unimpressed.

MythDragon		2012-08-24 08:02:03 AM

Thrakkorzog: Must have been a dry bite(no venom). Steve Irwin taught me that.

Came here to say that. Had nothing to do with mystic Indian Shaman powers. Snakes don't have unlimited venom. It was just a warning bite. They save their venom for killing thigns to eat. Some times. Anyone up for a game of dry-bite roulette?