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		"In my dream, I was playing with a dog. The dog was jumping on me, scratching me, licking my face. (Then) I opened my eyes, and there was a bear on top of me" (duluthnewstribune.com)		45
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RoyBatty		2012-08-23 09:49:49 PM

The bear had probably just saved his life from some hillbilly perverts. And for his troubles he gets yelled at and has pots banged at him. Sheesh.

UberDave		2012-08-23 11:21:20 PM

Well, that's better than the dream about getting slapped in the face repeatedly with a hot-dog wiener.

fusillade762		2012-08-23 11:38:41 PM

I often have dreams that my hand is being bitten or clawed by a cat or dog. I usually wake up to find myself laying on an arm that's gone to sleep.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-08-24 12:03:03 AM

Dear Penthouse Letters...

jaylectricity		2012-08-24 12:15:50 AM

UberDave: Well, that's better than the dream about getting slapped in the face repeatedly with a hot-dog wiener.

You could still have that experience...depending on the bear.

doglover		2012-08-24 12:49:27 AM

It's hard to know for sure what the bear was doing to Steitz while he dreamed. But the bear left no marks on him, Steitz said.

doglover		2012-08-24 12:50:26 AM

It's hard to know for sure what the bear was doing to Steitz while he dreamed. But the bear left no marks on him, Steitz said.

I think I know what that bear was doing.

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Makh		2012-08-24 01:19:57 AM

That's sorta like the time when I woke up and there was a rainbow biting the inside of my ass.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-08-24 04:36:46 AM

No means no, bear.

doglover		2012-08-24 04:39:36 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: No means no, bear.

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Er... to a bear, I mean.

jtown		2012-08-24 04:40:02 AM

"Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish."

danielscissorhands		2012-08-24 04:42:15 AM

/had same dream

Majin_Buu		2012-08-24 04:42:39 AM

Well, ya go camping at a place called Bear Lake, that's what ya get.

Dahnkster		2012-08-24 04:48:07 AM

In MY dreams We climb and climb

and at the top we fly
Let the world go on below us, we are lost in time
And I don't know really what it means
All I know is that you love me, in my dreams

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danielscissorhands		2012-08-24 04:50:00 AM

This may be off topic, but i often find myself dreaming that I am turning one of the two keys into an ICBM launcher and triggering a nuclear holocaust, only to wake up naked, outside of my house turning the key in my front door.

robohobo		2012-08-24 04:53:43 AM

danielscissorhands: [www.channel4.com image 625x352]

/had same dream

lol. That asshole SO deserved being eaten by a farking bear.

robohobo		2012-08-24 04:55:38 AM

danielscissorhands: This may be off topic, but i often find myself dreaming that I am turning one of the two keys into an ICBM launcher and triggering a nuclear holocaust, only to wake up naked, outside of my house turning the key in my front door.

Huh. For a few months now I've been dreaming about destroying the planet. Almost nightly. Good times. I think my favorite one so far was flying back and forth through it, Superman style, till all that was left was the wreckage in space. That was a good one.

skinink		2012-08-24 05:00:44 AM

What was a San Francisco bear doing way out there?

robohobo		2012-08-24 05:01:31 AM

skinink: What was a San Francisco bear doing way out there?

Looking for a twink?

Cyno01		2012-08-24 05:02:56 AM

See?

SEE!!!

Yeoman		2012-08-24 05:04:28 AM

But, was it a legitimate bear attack?

jmr61		2012-08-24 05:18:05 AM

I'm calling bullshiat.

robohobo		2012-08-24 05:23:21 AM

jmr61: I'm calling bullshiat.

202-456-1111

Candygram for Mongo		2012-08-24 05:35:20 AM

I had a dream I was pillow shopping. When I woke up my face was buried in Kate Upton's breasts.

Ooba Tooba		2012-08-24 05:42:42 AM

Mom was a little nervous the first time i stayed up north at my friend's parents cottage. Took a photo of a roaring Kodiak on a calendar and sent it to her. The picture looked like i was 10 feet away from this angry bear. She was not pleased.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-08-24 05:49:32 AM

There was a great big hole
in my brand new tent...

It was a bear!
* * *
Great big mother of a bear!
I was up in a flash, I did the hundred mile dash
and I never, ever went back there!

Bob The Nob		2012-08-24 06:07:46 AM

We hiked around without care, then we ran into a bear.

He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear, we made a hasty retreat from his lair.

And described him with adjectives.

SandMann		2012-08-24 06:21:17 AM

The bear stared at Steitz from 5 feet away. Steitz yelled at it, after which it scampered across the creek about 10 feet away. He awoke Roberts, and the two began banging pans and hitting them with a hatchet. The bear slowly moved away.

"He didn't turn around and bolt," Steitz said. "He walked slowly and stopped every few feet to look back."

Awwww......

Rejected bear feels rejected

: (

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ryarger		2012-08-24 06:23:05 AM

I do most of my camping in the UP of Michigan, not all that far from Duluth. Maybe I'm a wuss but I have never, ever even considered sleeping outside of a tent in that part of the world.

/Just got back from a family reunion near Watersmeet
//Two crafty raccoons but no bears

natas6.0		2012-08-24 06:30:04 AM

then the bear said
"you aren't here for the hunting are you"

Rocket To Russia		2012-08-24 07:07:32 AM

robohobo: danielscissorhands: [www.channel4.com image 625x352]

/had same dream

lol. That asshole SO deserved being eaten by a farking bear.

Maybe, but his girlfriend definitely did NOT.

Mugato		2012-08-24 07:17:45 AM

I think this happened to my dad.

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MythDragon		2012-08-24 07:43:49 AM

He should have just eaten the fish...

People_are_Idiots		2012-08-24 08:23:22 AM

Wait, if the bear is doing nothing to you, why be mean to it? Maybe he wanted his back scratched.

doloresonthedottedline		2012-08-24 08:26:50 AM

Bob The Nob: We hiked around without care, then we ran into a bear.

He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear, we made a hasty retreat from his lair.

And described him with adjectives.

Whoa! That was one big, ugly bear!

/thank you.

gja		2012-08-24 08:44:30 AM

"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

/oblig

Zukipilot		2012-08-24 08:46:34 AM

From the look of the pic, I'm sure it's not the first time he's had something big, black and hefty on top of him.

Isn't that cute, he calls his hefty black hiking 'partner' bear....

ArcadianRefugee		2012-08-24 08:56:55 AM

neversubmit		2012-08-24 09:10:37 AM

Came for the "Morning Son" pic leaving dissapointed.

rwfan		2012-08-24 09:19:49 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dear Penthouse Letters...

Worst gay porn evar!

Clemkadidlefark		2012-08-24 12:00:38 PM

Been there. Done that. Summer of 1971. Ice Water Springs Adirondack trail shelter on the Appalachian Trail. At the time it was a 16 man shelter and by the time we got to the shelter there were already 20+. I rigged a pocho off the back roof line to shelter my bivy, and in the night I felt something licking my face.

A small black bear. I assume getting the salty sweat residue from backpacking down off Clingman's Dome. Somehow, an I'm not hero-type, it made little impression on me and I went back to sleep. The next morning had a fit of screaming heebie jeebies when I saw the prints in the mud and grass and "remembered".

inner ted		2012-08-24 04:55:34 PM

can't believe i'm the first

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jaylectricity		2012-08-24 05:58:19 PM

inner ted: can't believe i'm the first

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Well...you were first with the picture, anyway. The joke had been made. I'm kicking myself for not thinking of the picture first, though! Well done, sir.