Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox News)   Small town in Norway set to open mysterious 100 year-old package marked with disclaimer "to be opened in 2012." Syfy Channel's movie script writers on high alert   (foxnews.com) divider line 171
    More: Interesting, Norway, city plan  
•       •       •

19109 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2012 at 10:37 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



171 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-08-23 07:07:51 PM  
Its a trap?
www.marveldirectory.com
 
2012-08-23 07:12:26 PM  
I bet it's fermented fish.
 
2012-08-23 07:20:42 PM  
Damn. Couldn't find a quick pic of that poison gas time capsule from Sealab 2021.
 
2012-08-23 07:24:40 PM  
Quick! Get Geraldo on it!

/that will guarantee there's nothing important in it
 
2012-08-23 07:29:43 PM  
Singing frog.
 
2012-08-23 07:33:01 PM  
A cat. It's been in there 100 years, so it's dead.
 
2012-08-23 08:11:18 PM  
Altoids. It's probably Altoids.
 
2012-08-23 08:12:47 PM  

revrendjim: Singing frog.


This
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-23 08:18:35 PM  

Krymson Tyde: revrendjim: Singing frog.

This


Farking hilarious.
 
2012-08-23 08:21:13 PM  

Krymson Tyde: revrendjim: Singing frog.

This
[i232.photobucket.com image 545x443]


I would have posted the picture but I'm on my phone.
 
2012-08-23 08:30:11 PM  
Sampo?
 
2012-08-23 08:32:48 PM  

MacEnvy: I bet it's fermented fish.


That was my first thought.

With a note that says "You guys don't still eat this sh*t, do you?"
 
2012-08-23 08:39:50 PM  

revrendjim: Krymson Tyde: revrendjim: Singing frog.

This
[i232.photobucket.com image 545x443]

I would have posted the picture but I'm on my phone.


I've got your back.
 
2012-08-23 08:51:36 PM  
It's Rasputin's real dick.
 
2012-08-23 09:05:57 PM  
It's probably the remains of my ancestor's dignity.
 
2012-08-23 09:10:01 PM  
Or maybe it is several tins of sardines as a joke. Has anyone made a joke time capsule before?
 
2012-08-23 09:12:44 PM  

Makh: Or maybe it is several tins of sardines as a joke. Has anyone made a joke time capsule before?


When I put a corpse in the local time capsule, I pinned a knock-knock joke to the shirt. 2299 will appreciate the humor.
 
2012-08-23 09:18:23 PM  
I hope it's a pen. I have an itchy shoulder blade thing.
 
2012-08-23 10:00:44 PM  
It's a giant sharktopus!
 
2012-08-23 10:04:36 PM  
It's polio!
 
2012-08-23 10:05:45 PM  
It's a map to a large sum of money...near a big "W".
 
2012-08-23 10:08:39 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Sampo?



The only reason anyone knows what that is:

s16.postimage.org
photo hosting
 
2012-08-23 10:13:34 PM  
"BÆ SURE TØ ÆT YØUR LUTEFISK!"
 
2012-08-23 10:36:47 PM  

UberDave: that


Probably one of the most hilarious MST3K episodes ever.
 
2012-08-23 10:39:29 PM  
Spanish Flu. Awesome.
 
2012-08-23 10:40:34 PM  
They're probably trying to one-up their neighbors with Ultimate Surströmmong.
 
2012-08-23 10:41:03 PM  

MacEnvy: I bet it's fermented fish.


Yeah, that was my first thought; the nastiest fermented fish ever.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-23 10:41:21 PM  
Came for Michigan J. Frog, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-23 10:42:26 PM  
No BttF or Good Omens references?
 
2012-08-23 10:42:50 PM  
Someone has no idea what a disclaimer is.

Oh, look it's Fox News, what a surprise.
 
2012-08-23 10:43:13 PM  
It's probably going to be a lot less momentous as some people are expecting.
 
2012-08-23 10:44:37 PM  
Accurate, to the very minute, details of every atrocity that has ever happened since 1912 - with foolproof methods to prevent all of them.
 
2012-08-23 10:44:53 PM  

UberDave: Ed Finnerty: Sampo?


The only reason anyone knows what that is:

[s16.postimage.org image 320x240]
photo hosting


Wasn't that Finnish, not Norwegian, and from the Kalevala?

My fourth grade teacher made us read abridged versions of it. Yay, Waldorf/Steiner schools.
 
2012-08-23 10:45:56 PM  
What's in the box?
dvdmedia.ign.com

too obscure?
 
2012-08-23 10:46:51 PM  
Dear Marty:

If you are reading this then you have just witness the Delorean...
 
2012-08-23 10:47:08 PM  

my big toe itches: What's in the box?
[dvdmedia.ign.com image 400x225]

too obscure?


Obscure? YOU SO STUPID!!!
 
2012-08-23 10:47:11 PM  

my big toe itches: What's in the box?
[dvdmedia.ign.com image 400x225]

too obscure?


How the fark is UHF obscure?
 
2012-08-23 10:47:13 PM  
 
2012-08-23 10:47:18 PM  

ShamWowofDamocles: Accurate, to the very minute, details of every atrocity that has ever happened since 1912 - with foolproof methods to prevent all of them.


Wouldn't the prevention of some of them necessarily alter the course of history and create the opportunity for new atrocities that the list couldn't possibly have envisioned? And if it envisioned them, then since history worked out differently, wouldn't we ridicule the list as a fantastical piece of lousy futurism?
 
2012-08-23 10:47:30 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's probably going to be a lot less momentous as some people are expecting.


Nothing is ever as good as you'd expect with THAT kind of buildup.

/maybe it's Ultimate Hákarl
/what is it with Nordics and eating rotten or otherwise phenomenally hacked fish?
//off to eat dinner of meats and spices shoved into a pig's intestine, tied off, boiled, and cooked
 
2012-08-23 10:48:44 PM  

my big toe itches: What's in the box?
[dvdmedia.ign.com image 400x225]

too obscure?


You know what's obscure on FARK?

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
 
2012-08-23 10:49:44 PM  

video man: my big toe itches: What's in the box?
[dvdmedia.ign.com image 400x225]

too obscure?

How the fark is UHF obscure?


Geez, obscure?

Hundreds of people have seen that movie!
 
2012-08-23 10:51:03 PM  
ITS THE DOC!
 
2012-08-23 10:51:19 PM  
It's smallpox. fark you Norway.
 
2012-08-23 10:51:21 PM  
The package looks small. I am going with 10 pounds of rape.
 
2012-08-23 10:52:29 PM  
goofybeast.files.wordpress.com 
WHAT'S IN THE GODDAMN BOX!
 
2012-08-23 10:52:50 PM  
Watch it end up being a school project.
 
2012-08-23 10:53:35 PM  
"Dear Marty,

If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.

I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at shoeing horses and fixing wagons.

I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned Delgado Mine, adjacent to the Old Boot Hill Cemetery, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 1955. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 1955 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 1985, destroy the time machine.

Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Einstein for me. I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them.

And so Marty, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart.

Your friend in time,

'Doc' Emmett L. Brown.

September 1, 1885."
 
2012-08-23 10:53:46 PM  

lockers: The package looks small. I am going with 10 pounds of rape.


I don't think that's a legitimate 10 pounds of rape.
 
2012-08-23 10:54:37 PM  
someone call Geraldo
 
Displayed 50 of 171 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report