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(New York Daily News)   Largest ever NYC police sting operation finds 3 million bees. Cops complain of massive hives   (nydailynews.com) divider line 21
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2012-08-23 07:17:27 PM  
How many quarters does that amount to?
 
2012-08-23 08:43:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: How many quarters does that amount to?


5 Rhode Islands
 
2012-08-23 08:51:22 PM  
I guess this means there hasn't been a bee die-off. They were all at this guy's house.
 
2012-08-23 08:55:36 PM  
Largest ever NYC police sting operation finds 3 million bees. Cops complain of massive hives

Honey, you must be joking.
 
2012-08-23 08:59:38 PM  

Unobtanium: I guess this means there hasn't been a bee die-off. They were all at this guy's house.


At the very least they should find out what this guy is doing right. I moved out of the central valley a few years ago so I haven't been keeping up, but the guys in my area were having problems just keeping established hives going. Good hives became so scarce, folks were "bee-jacking" hives from the orchards.
 
2012-08-23 09:25:32 PM  
NYC cops: "Swarm, swarm"
 
2012-08-23 09:46:35 PM  
Three million is not that many bees. A fair sized hive will have about 160,000 bees, so that's 18 hives. My brother had a 200,000 bee hive in the backyard when we were growing up and I think my siblings and I each got stung once over the years.

The local juvenile delinquents who thought it would be cool to tip the hive over were stung several hundred times. If only Uncle Darwin had been able to work his magic on them. I suppose we could have been sued, but the yard was fenced in so they were either breaking and entering, or at least trespassing. My brother and I beat the shiat out of them just in case they missed the message, the stupid 'tards.

//Best honey in the world, right out of the hive. As long as you don't kill a bee, they don't mind if you take the top off and break off a chunk of comb.
 
2012-08-23 10:23:33 PM  
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2012-08-23 10:47:47 PM  
The cops sure aren't complaining, they're getting time-and-a-hive.
 
2012-08-23 11:17:00 PM  
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NOT DA BEES!
 
2012-08-23 11:47:10 PM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2012-08-23 11:48:34 PM  
They found the only remaining source of real sugar in this country?
 
2012-08-24 12:01:51 AM  
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/hot
 
2012-08-24 12:08:06 AM  
Fark you bee-coddlers.

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2012-08-24 12:31:16 AM  
Just how I like my coffee! :D

/and women
 
2012-08-24 12:56:07 AM  

mamoru: Just how I like my coffee! :D

/and women


Extra dark and mixed up with coke?
 
2012-08-24 08:17:36 AM  
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Looks like Inspector Spacetime solved another case!
 
2012-08-24 08:25:35 AM  

mamoru: Just how I like my coffee! :D

/and women


Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade? Or ground up and in the freezer?
 
2012-08-24 09:03:43 AM  
Holy gods, you have to register your farking bees?

Is there anything moon-bats don't demand the government jack-boots control with armed soldiers?
 
2012-08-24 09:32:21 AM  
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2012-08-24 10:43:07 AM  

OnlyM3: Holy gods, you have to register your farking bees?

Is there anything moon-bats don't demand the government jack-boots control with armed soldiers?


Must be a biatch trying to put the little tags on their teeny tiny collars.
 
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