Well I am sold - it seems that rising carbon levels CAN kill a person.

zzrhardy: Well I am sold - it seems that rising carbon levels CAN kill a person.

In this case, wasn't it FALLING carbon levels?

Vinz_Clortho: Submitter is an idiot. It's an autopsy....he reports the findings.

What a douchey headline to greenlight.
That said, I used to wonder why coroners announced obvious causes of death. No shiat they died from the bite of the shark. It took off half their body. But time of death is important in ruling out homicides and things like that I guess. Back when I was with the mob I used to frequently derail coal trains to cover up murders making it look like two random teenage girls were in a horrible accident as they were drinking at some random, picturesque if you will, Maryland village. Yes, I know it seems like sort of an outdated, old-school way to do things. But you got to commend those guys for keeping traditions alive. You really have no choice; sometimes one's gotta let a biatch or two know. The old tip - the - coal - train bit is effective if nothing else.