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(The Atlantic)   Feminist progress now largely depends on the hookup culture, and it is women who are perpetuating the culture. For college girls, an overly serious suitor is like an accidental pregnancy; a danger that can get in the way of a promising future   (theatlantic.com) divider line 42
    More: Interesting, Feminist progress, Tucker Max, sexual freedom, sexual revolution, Title IX, feminists, acting out, Kathleen Bogle  
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2012-08-23 07:56:27 PM
13 votes:
Too old for High School Teachers to abuse me. Too old for college hookup culture.

Time to die.
2012-08-23 10:00:04 PM
7 votes:
This is useful information, but it's kind of pointless to post it on a forum frequented by people who couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Ehh
2012-08-23 09:52:25 PM
4 votes:
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
--Dorothy Parker, who died in 1967
2012-08-23 11:52:36 PM
3 votes:
Awfully long article just to talk about whores.
2012-08-23 10:28:59 PM
3 votes:

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: skilbride: I slept with a ton of guys in college but it had nothing to do with feminism. It has to do with the fact that I like sex.

We need a number please. Short ton? Long ton? Metric ton (tonne)?


Pretty sure the number your looking for is "a farkton."
2012-08-23 10:16:42 PM
3 votes:
Cool story: Went to the college clinic to check out a burning sensation. When asked, proudly described my active sex life.

The doc said: "OK, you present a low risk for STD's. Probably just drinking too much coffee."
2012-08-23 10:01:25 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-23 10:01:10 PM
3 votes:
Ist wave: we want to vote!
2nd wave: equal pay!
3rd wave: hey y'all, look at my boobs!
2012-08-23 09:47:35 PM
3 votes:

RoyBatty: Too old for High School Teachers to abuse me. Too old for college hookup culture.

Time to die.


...like spunk in the rain?
2012-08-24 07:29:08 AM
2 votes:
I love the so-called feminists who feel enpowered by emulating the worst traits of the frat boys they complain about.
2012-08-24 07:11:11 AM
2 votes:
FTA "We are, in the world's estimation, a nation of prostitutes. And not even prostitutes with hearts of gold."

Your words, sweety. Not mine.

We always knew what you were. Now we're just down to haggling over price.
2012-08-23 10:57:39 PM
2 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: Curiously, at the same time, so much as saying "Lovely day today isn't it?" so a woman who doesn't find you attractive can be sufficient to merit a sexual harassment suit, the loss of your job, etc.


So, now all of Fark and indeed the known universe know that you are A) NOT good looking; B) NOT attractive; C) UNATTRACTIVE.

/as if we'd not all long since already deduced as much.
2012-08-23 10:23:11 PM
2 votes:
Who could have guessed that people in their late teens and early twenties wouldn't be interested in serious relationships? Absolutely no one. It has shocked us all.
2012-08-23 10:00:45 PM
2 votes:
One sorority girl, a junior with a beautiful tan, long dark hair, and a great figure, whom I'll call Tali, told me that freshman year she, like many of her peers, was high on her first taste of the hookup culture and didn't want a boyfriend. "It was empowering, to have that kind of control," she recalls. "Guys were texting and calling me all the time, and I was turning them down. I really enjoyed it! I had these options to hook up if I wanted them, and no one would judge me for it." But then, sometime during sophomore year, her feelings changed. She got tired of relationships that just faded away, "no end, no beginning." Like many of the other college women I talked with, Tali and her friends seemed much more sexually experienced and knowing than my friends at college. They were as blasé about blow jobs and anal sex as the one girl I remember from my junior year whom we all considered destined for a tragic early marriage or an asylum. But they were also more innocent. When I asked Tali what she really wanted, she didn't say anything about commitment or marriage or a return to a more chivalrous age. "Some guy to ask me out on a date to the frozen-yogurt place," she said. That's it. A $3 date.

social.bioware.com
2012-08-23 09:47:51 PM
2 votes:
I slept with a ton of guys in college but it had nothing to do with feminism. It has to do with the fact that I like sex.
2012-08-24 12:02:46 AM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Fano: RoyBatty: Too old for High School Teachers to abuse me. Too old for college hookup culture.

Time to die.

...like spunk in the rain?

I watched spunk-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate.


Hey, same here! One of my favorite 80's pornos.

/want more life, farker
2012-08-23 11:36:26 PM
1 votes:

Ishkur: I blame internet porn. No, hear me out.

It's time to address the growing influence that legions of misogynistic videos are having on the newer generations.

It's not just the sheer availability and volume of porn nowadays, it's the intensity. Sure, we all had Playboys stashed under our beds, but developing a sexual appetite through softcore magazine spreads is not equivalent to today's teenagers being sexually weaned on Brazilian bukakke beastiality.

Online porn has effectively desensitized teenagers from understanding what true intimacy really is. It has made teenage girls more experimentative at a time when they probably shouldn't be and it has made boys a lot more misogynistic and demanding.

There has been a noted rise in teenage girls seeking their first sexual gratification from their friends (the so-called lesbian phase) because all the boys in their schools are absolute monsters. Virgin teen girls are nervous and apprehensive and vulnerable when they become sexually active. They want their first experience to be with someone they trust, and teenage boys seem to be not that interested in intimacy or anything meaningful. They want to get off and move on, in the most demeaning way possible, just like the videos they watch every night.

By the time they get to college, the girls are basically competing with Redtube and Bangbus. They must put out or the guys don't care. And they must be lascivious, nasty, filthy little cum dumpsters willing to deepthroat a full load or no guy will pay any interest in them. It's all very cruel and atavistic, and probably would not be so extreme without such easy access to hardcore porn.


God bless the internet.
2012-08-23 11:34:41 PM
1 votes:
I blame internet porn. No, hear me out.

It's time to address the growing influence that legions of misogynistic videos are having on the newer generations.

It's not just the sheer availability and volume of porn nowadays, it's the intensity. Sure, we all had Playboys stashed under our beds, but developing a sexual appetite through softcore magazine spreads is not equivalent to today's teenagers being sexually weaned on Brazilian bukakke beastiality.

Online porn has effectively desensitized teenagers from understanding what true intimacy really is. It has made teenage girls more experimentative at a time when they probably shouldn't be and it has made boys a lot more misogynistic and demanding.

There has been a noted rise in teenage girls seeking their first sexual gratification from their friends (the so-called lesbian phase) because all the boys in their schools are absolute monsters. Virgin teen girls are nervous and apprehensive and vulnerable when they become sexually active. They want their first experience to be with someone they trust, and teenage boys seem to be not that interested in intimacy or anything meaningful. They want to get off and move on, in the most demeaning way possible, just like the videos they watch every night.

By the time they get to college, the girls are basically competing with Redtube and Bangbus. They must put out or the guys don't care. And they must be lascivious, nasty, filthy little cum dumpsters willing to deepthroat a full load or no guy will pay any interest in them. It's all very cruel and atavistic, and probably would not be so extreme without such easy access to hardcore porn.
2012-08-23 11:23:18 PM
1 votes:
Nobody ever bothered asking me if I had any STDs :(
2012-08-23 10:57:49 PM
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: Cool story: Went to the college clinic to check out a burning sensation. When asked, proudly described my active sex life.

The doc said: "OK, you present a low risk for STD's. Probably just drinking too much coffee."


I went into my university's clinic for an injury I got on a snowboard and the doc insisted that I get tested for STDs because I looked like a dirty man whore I guess.
2012-08-23 10:54:48 PM
1 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: Curiously, at the same time, so much as saying "Lovely day today isn't it?" so a woman who doesn't find you attractive can be sufficient to merit a sexual harassment suit, the loss of your job, etc.


Unattractive men should know their place.
2012-08-23 10:47:11 PM
1 votes:

taurusowner: MorePeasPlease: "It was empowering, to have that kind of control," she recalls. "Guys were texting and calling me all the time, and I was turning them down. I really enjoyed it! I had these options to hook up if I wanted them, and no one would judge me for it."


THAT is the heart of the issue. They enjoy the attention, the feeling of being better than the men because they know they are on the pedestal and call the shots. That's all this really comes down to. It's not even really about the sex, or relationships or lack of. College girls figured out that they way they can obtain the most attention and control is by acting like this.


And by attending engineering schools.

I went to Florida Tech in the early 70s. Fifteen men for every woman. The ladies made the most of it, and we kept them very busy.
2012-08-23 10:46:48 PM
1 votes:
If it wasn't for your horses, most of you assholes would never have spent that year in college.
2012-08-23 10:45:10 PM
1 votes:
Wife of Bath played the field--at least by her society's standards 

and she was broad in the beam, fo' realzzz!
2012-08-23 10:36:37 PM
1 votes:
"pick of the litter" No, I've turned down my share of beautiful, sexy women. Chemistry!

ie: You're built like a brick shiathouse, but your personality/batshiat crazy/bipolar ain't worth your cooch!
I don't care if milks two quarts!
2012-08-23 10:35:00 PM
1 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: No its bad because they're getting laid more than taurusowner.



It's as if you're reading my mind.


farm5.staticflickr.com
2012-08-23 10:29:13 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: What's your major?

Psychology.
Daddy issues. Fark me now and leave me alone. Me so horney.

Abnormal Phyche.
Do me in the ass handcuffed. I'll write a paper about it later.

History.
I'll stalk you and boil you bunnies.

Child Psychology.
Seriously farked up. Run.

What's yours?
Intriguing. Ask another question.

Computer science and working on an MBA in corporate law.
Keeper.

Culinary Science.
Make me a sammich Imma brag about to my homies.


Heh, I hadn't thought about it before now, but I pretty much always end up with girls that are psychology majors. But then again I'm kind of a mess.
2012-08-23 10:27:08 PM
1 votes:

GhostFish: taurusowner: MorePeasPlease: "It was empowering, to have that kind of control," she recalls. "Guys were texting and calling me all the time, and I was turning them down. I really enjoyed it! I had these options to hook up if I wanted them, and no one would judge me for it."


THAT is the heart of the issue. They enjoy the attention, the feeling of being better than the men because they know they are on the pedestal and call the shots. That's all this really comes down to. It's not even really about the sex, or relationships or lack of. College girls figured out that they way they can obtain the most attention and control is by acting like this.

What issue? Are they doing anything illegal? Is it demonstrably harmful to society? Or are they just enjoying the freedom to act like pigs, just like men?

That's the real win of feminism. Women are free to do what they want and behave how they want within the confines of the law. They are not required to be lesser or greater than men. They are not required to take the moral high road because of the past injustices done to their sex that should have somehow taught them to be the better person.

They are simply free to be people, and engage in all the disgusting and wonderful possibilities that entails.


No its bad because they're getting laid more than taurusowner.
2012-08-23 10:23:43 PM
1 votes:
I foresee great things for this thread. Sober discussion, insightful commentary, and concise prose.
2012-08-23 10:21:10 PM
1 votes:

skilbride: I slept with a ton of guys in college but it had nothing to do with feminism. It has to do with the fact that I like sex.


We need a number please. Short ton? Long ton? Metric ton (tonne)?
2012-08-23 10:14:01 PM
1 votes:

MorePeasPlease: "It was empowering, to have that kind of control," she recalls. "Guys were texting and calling me all the time, and I was turning them down. I really enjoyed it! I had these options to hook up if I wanted them, and no one would judge me for it."



THAT is the heart of the issue. They enjoy the attention, the feeling of being better than the men because they know they are on the pedestal and call the shots. That's all this really comes down to. It's not even really about the sex, or relationships or lack of. College girls figured out that they way they can obtain the most attention and control is by acting like this.
2012-08-23 09:59:15 PM
1 votes:
And I still won't get laid.
2012-08-23 09:57:56 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if the college guys these gals are farking feel as if they are empowering the women?
2012-08-23 09:57:53 PM
1 votes:
Damn, I missed out. Granted I was kind of a late bloomer.
2012-08-23 09:57:40 PM
1 votes:

skilbride: I slept with a ton of guys in college but it had nothing to do with feminism. It has to do with the fact that I like sex.


In a row?
2012-08-23 09:57:18 PM
1 votes:
What's your major?

Psychology.
Daddy issues. Fark me now and leave me alone. Me so horney.

Abnormal Phyche.
Do me in the ass handcuffed. I'll write a paper about it later.

History.
I'll stalk you and boil you bunnies.

Child Psychology.
Seriously farked up. Run.

What's yours?
Intriguing. Ask another question.

Computer science and working on an MBA in corporate law.
Keeper.

Culinary Science.
Make me a sammich Imma brag about to my homies.
2012-08-23 09:55:26 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Lsherm: //never saw that woman again, but I was so drunk I couldn't remember what she looked like the next day

And if she was drunk too, you could have been brought up on rape charges.

/maybe not republican rape but rape nonetheless
//said rape twice


I never understood why a guy would rape a woman when he could just force her to have sex. Seriously, why put them through the trauma.
2012-08-23 09:52:11 PM
1 votes:

skilbride: I slept with a ton of guys in college but it had nothing to do with feminism. It has to do with the fact that I like sex.


It must've been a busy night!

/keed, I do.
2012-08-23 09:49:41 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Lsherm: //never saw that woman again, but I was so drunk I couldn't remember what she looked like the next day

And if she was drunk too, you could have been brought up on rape charges.

/maybe not republican rape but rape nonetheless
//said rape twice


0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
2012-08-23 09:48:55 PM
1 votes:

RoyBatty: Too old for High School Teachers to abuse me. Too old for college hookup culture.

Time to die.



There's always rest home molestation.
You know you want more life, farker. 
2012-08-23 09:16:12 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: And if she was drunk too, you could have been brought up on rape charges


I heard from a congressperson on the Committee on Science, Space and Technology that you don't even need protection if it falls under this type of intercourse
2012-08-23 08:49:10 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: So there was a time where there wasn't a "college hookup culture"? And now the women are somehow victims of it? Guys in college...it sucks to be you.


There always was, I think the pool of applicants is just a lot larger now.

But yeah, even back in the 80's I had a woman I didn't know at a bar ask me "Can I have a taste of your meat?" because I was eating a steak at the bar after an exam. You better farking believe we hooked up. We didn't even exchange names, and this was during the initial AIDS scare era. Hell, we never left the bar because my roommate was the manager. We just waited for closing and "borrowed" the office while he cleaned up.

/ahhh, youth.
//never saw that woman again, but I was so drunk I couldn't remember what she looked like the next day
///definitely not a fatty, but serious 80's bush 
////possibly a fatty
//definitely DID NOT smell like a wet horse drenched in nail polish remover
 
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