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(Some Guy)   TotalFarker Swee2th lost over $6K throwing a festival last weekend, wants to hear ideas on how to make his money back quick, demands green light since denial of green light on original newspaper article contributed to money loss   (locationclassified.com) divider line 1076
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2012-08-23 04:11:50 PM  
I don't think you get to demand a greenlight on TFD.
 
2012-08-23 04:11:56 PM  
Consider it a lesson learned and never try to throw a festival without proper business experience ever again.
 
2012-08-23 04:12:03 PM  
cache.blippitt.com
 
2012-08-23 04:12:05 PM  
Yeah. Probably not.
 
2012-08-23 04:12:38 PM  
I love entitlement and shifting of blame.
 
2012-08-23 04:13:03 PM  
I kinda wish this was insta-redlit.
 
2012-08-23 04:13:04 PM  
"Denial of green light on original newspaper article contributed to money loss"

Yep. No doubt the lack of that front-page link was what made all the difference.
 
2012-08-23 04:13:10 PM  
You didn't lose $6k. You donated it to your friends so they could have a good time.
 
2012-08-23 04:13:17 PM  
Oh, f*ck this is stupid.
 
2012-08-23 04:13:26 PM  
Wait, who?
 
2012-08-23 04:13:37 PM  
i1156.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-23 04:13:39 PM  

Ponzholio: I kinda wish this was insta-redlit.


I think a ban would be fun.
 
2012-08-23 04:13:50 PM  
So you're a crazy person then? How's that working out for you?
 
2012-08-23 04:14:04 PM  
IT'S ALWAYS THE LURKERS
 
2012-08-23 04:14:07 PM  
Who?
 
2012-08-23 04:14:07 PM  
Sunny sounds like your average teabagger.
 
2012-08-23 04:14:17 PM  
May we see pics of the festival that you threw?
 
2012-08-23 04:14:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-23 04:14:33 PM  
^^^ What myschief said.
 
2012-08-23 04:14:35 PM  
So it cost you 6k to learn that you're a giant dumbass? Expensive lesson. I would have taught you for half that.
 
2012-08-23 04:14:38 PM  
Well, this could be fun.
 
2012-08-23 04:14:50 PM  

atlfarkette: Ponzholio: I kinda wish this was insta-redlit.

I think a ban would be fun.


Both sound likely
 
2012-08-23 04:15:11 PM  
Who would have thought that a techno/dub step festival in The Middle of Goddamn Nowhere, Minn., would lose money.
 
2012-08-23 04:15:15 PM  
So you figure throwing a fit will fix everything?
 
2012-08-23 04:15:29 PM  
Dammit I can't spell.
 
2012-08-23 04:15:43 PM  
Fark trolls are the worst kind, if only because they think just because they can spell better than the average Yahoo! News commentator that it somehow means they're smarter, wittier, more attractive and less likely to live out the rest of their lives in mommy's basement.

Kudos to those who actually took the prompt and shared some of your favorite rejections. That's all I was looking for. Unfortunately I have to sift through all the other crap to read it. Which I will. On my break. You know, from my JOB. To the shiat talkers, I hope scientists find a way to take all that energy wasted and recycle it back into the grid to give meaning to your lives... Who knows. You could save the world.

And mods/admins... sorry 'bout that glue-sniffing, perma-fapping business -- it takes one to know one, after all.
 
2012-08-23 04:15:49 PM  
ooh oooh oooh,

Farky: Dumbass lurker
 
2012-08-23 04:16:05 PM  
Where can I send a donation to offset your loses?
 
2012-08-23 04:16:14 PM  

Raging Thespian: So you figure throwing a fit will fix everything?


Well throwing a festival didn't work! BLARGHSKJHFLSKJDS!!!
 
2012-08-23 04:16:33 PM  

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 125x125]



BTW, who is that?

/Think I'm in love.
 
2012-08-23 04:16:40 PM  
wait, i want to hear the details.
 
2012-08-23 04:16:41 PM  

Starryeyes: I don't think you get to demand a greenlight on TFD.


Tell me what I can demand of you, lover.
 
2012-08-23 04:17:00 PM  
"DREW: YOU OWE ME $6K FOR NOT PUBLICIZING ME FARMLAND TECHNO F*CKFEST!"
 
2012-08-23 04:17:03 PM  

Shostie: Who would have thought that a techno/dub step festival in The Middle of Goddamn Nowhere, Minn., would lose money.


Is that what it actually is?

If so, then I think someone should punch them in the nuts and take $6k more from them.
 
2012-08-23 04:17:27 PM  
Thank you for the afternoon laugh subby!
 
2012-08-23 04:17:37 PM  
 
2012-08-23 04:17:38 PM  
open a kickstarter account begging for money to fix your poor choices
 
2012-08-23 04:17:42 PM  
Hahaha.

Drew should sue you for threatening Fark.com
 
2012-08-23 04:17:50 PM  
This has to be a frame job. No one that posts here could possibly be dumb enough to submit this for themselves.
 
2012-08-23 04:17:56 PM  

birdmanesq: Starryeyes: I don't think you get to demand a greenlight on TFD.

Tell me what I can demand of you, lover.


You can demand... live blogging TFark threads about creepy waiters with dead eyes trying to pick me up while I have laryngitis. 
 
2012-08-23 04:17:57 PM  
You mean Fark won't provide me with free publicity for all my asinine endeavors?
 
2012-08-23 04:17:58 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-23 04:18:40 PM  

skybreaker: Shostie: Who would have thought that a techno/dub step festival in The Middle of Goddamn Nowhere, Minn., would lose money.

Is that what it actually is?

If so, then I think someone should punch them in the nuts and take $6k more from them.


If the link leads to the festival in question, it's apparently two hours north of Minneapolis and up to six hours from anything else.
 
2012-08-23 04:19:07 PM  
Subby, you should sue Drew. I'll be your lawyer.
 
2012-08-23 04:19:17 PM  
You sound like a little biatch subby
 
2012-08-23 04:19:24 PM  

Timanous: My farky for subby: Subby fed up that his best headline EVER was not only passed over for a greenlight but didn't even get comments. What favorite headlines of yours have the glue-sniffing, perma-fappin' mods tossed out in favor of stupid puns and repeats?

This guy is GOLD


wow, we've got a real gem on our hands.
 
2012-08-23 04:20:11 PM  

CommieTaoist: You mean Fark won't provide me with free publicity for all my asinine endeavors?


I paid 5 bucks for this? Ridicule instead of thousands of adoring fans?
 
2012-08-23 04:20:27 PM  
Where are you, Swee2th?

Come and face your TFDestiny.
 
2012-08-23 04:20:47 PM  
This is dumber than the thread logistic's broad submitted last night.
 
2012-08-23 04:20:56 PM  
Dubstep sucks, your website looks like garbage and the name of your festival is f*cking stupid.
 
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