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(GQ)   The problem with Paul Ryan is that he hasn't smoked enough pot and hasn't eaten enough dog   (gq.com) divider line 56
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2012-08-23 05:33:01 PM
Liberals won't be happy until we've elected a lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.
 
2012-08-23 05:54:19 PM

netizencain: lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.


she can be right handed.
 
2012-08-23 06:31:41 PM
I think that would be more properly referred to as "A" problem, not "The" problem

/it's an extensive list
 
2012-08-23 06:38:54 PM

netizencain: Liberals won't be happy until we've elected a lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.


I'll thank you not to mock albino Eskimos. Do you have any concept of how difficult it is to have no skin pigmentation when the sun is out for 24 hours a day?

Typical Republican.
 
2012-08-23 06:44:12 PM
You guys are REALLY sticking with this "dog eater" thing? And if he hadn't? Would we then have to sit through "BARACK OBAMA OFFENDS OVERSEAS HOSTS BY REFUSING DELICACY!!!! OMG NUKULAR WARZ!!"

And seriously, you guys win with a coke-head and decide to judge an pot smoker? You DO know Reefer Madness was a work of FICTION, right? I know the scary old man at the beginning SAID it all really happened, but it's like Texas Chainsaw Massacre: they just wanted it to SEEM real.
 
2012-08-23 06:46:21 PM
I'm impartial to potdogs myself.
 
2012-08-23 06:48:11 PM
I'm just saying, if this is what the pot-smoker's DEA looks like I'd hate to see a couple of uptight pricks in control of it.
 
2012-08-23 06:49:38 PM
The problem with Paul Ryan is that he doesn't have a biatchin' Trans Am.

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2012-08-23 06:49:58 PM
The problem with Paul Ryan is that he hasn't smoked enough pot and hasn't eaten enough dog pussy

FTFY.
 
2012-08-23 06:56:10 PM
The fark kind of qualification is that?

May as well say he can't run for VP because he's never played Mario Kart.

FTFA: "Being a pot virgin is a lot like being an actual virgin; it feels disconnected somehow."

Yeah. I feel like I've missed out on so much in my life because I didn't try this one thing.
 
2012-08-23 07:00:50 PM

GranoblasticMan: I feel like I've missed out on so much in my life because I didn't try this one thing.


Well, you have.
 
2012-08-23 07:02:08 PM
FTA: Frankly, never having smoked pot means you've missed the past twenty years of American pop culture completely, and you don't totally get the forty years before that.

As someone who has never done drugs, yes, even pot, and plans to never doing it. (Just not my thing.) I challenge this schmuck to pop culture trivia off. I know I would win.

This whole article feels like it was written by some guy who probably spent most of his high school skipping classes and smoking with the older kids in order to impress them.

Yes, Ryan isn't cool. Sorry, he's not. But neither is this putz of a writer.
 
2012-08-23 07:05:55 PM
The problem with Paul Ryan is that he's an extreme right-wing ideologue who never grew out of a childish obsession with Ayn Rand's sociopathic philosophies.
 
2012-08-23 07:07:21 PM

jigger: GranoblasticMan: I feel like I've missed out on so much in my life because I didn't try this one thing.

Well, you have.


yep, sorry bro. never too late to try, still safer than beer
 
2012-08-23 07:11:40 PM

netizencain: Liberals won't be happy until we've elected a lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.


And republicans won't be happy until they elect a knuckle-dragging cyborg cave man named Adolph Von DeathMonster, who's hobby is curb-stomping old people and setting boxes of puppies on fire.
 
2012-08-23 07:14:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think that would be more properly referred to as "A" problem, not "The" problem

/it's an extensive list


It's a problem a lot of people have. Some people even say Bill Clinton hasn't eaten enough small furry domestic animal.
 
2012-08-23 07:16:15 PM

GranoblasticMan: The fark kind of qualification is that?

May as well say he can't run for VP because he's never played Mario Kart.

FTFA: "Being a pot virgin is a lot like being an actual virgin; it feels disconnected somehow."

Yeah. I feel like I've missed out on so much in my life because I didn't try this one thing.


I for one never trust anyone who hasn't booted pharmauasca into his dick.
 
2012-08-23 07:22:04 PM

GranoblasticMan: The fark kind of qualification is that?

May as well say he can't run for VP because he's never played Mario Kart.

FTFA: "Being a pot virgin is a lot like being an actual virgin; it feels disconnected somehow."

Yeah. I feel like I've missed out on so much in my life because I didn't try this one thing.


You sound like you could really benefit from the use of cannabis. And yes, you've missed out on a lot.
 
2012-08-23 07:26:33 PM

mekki: FTA: Frankly, never having smoked pot means you've missed the past twenty years of American pop culture completely, and you don't totally get the forty years before that.

As someone who has never done drugs, yes, even pot, and plans to never doing it. (Just not my thing.) I challenge this schmuck to pop culture trivia off. I know I would win.

This whole article feels like it was written by some guy who probably spent most of his high school skipping classes and smoking with the older kids in order to impress them.

Yes, Ryan isn't cool. Sorry, he's not. But neither is this putz of a writer.


I agree. Never done drugs, and no desire to do so precisely because people like the author of TFA are terrible advertisements for the wonders of pot. If someone wants to do pot, fine with me, but when someone goes rambling about how much you're missing out because you don't do it, it's not helping the image of potheads.

Paul Ryan's drug use or lack there of has nothing to do with his farked up policies, and spending our time talking about his not smoking pot is a distraction from his actual problems. Not to mention the fact that some of the most hard core Republicans I know have smoked pot and are still hard core Republicans promoting dangerous ideas.

/I have, however, eaten dog. It's delicious. And since I wasn't in elementary school at the time, it will probably disqualify me for President.
 
2012-08-23 07:27:04 PM

jjwars1: GranoblasticMan: The fark kind of qualification is that?

May as well say he can't run for VP because he's never played Mario Kart.

FTFA: "Being a pot virgin is a lot like being an actual virgin; it feels disconnected somehow."

Yeah. I feel like I've missed out on so much in my life because I didn't try this one thing.

You sound like you could really benefit from the use of cannabis. And yes, you've missed out on a lot.



Yea, it's actually pretty fantastic. Sorry you missed out.
 
2012-08-23 07:28:54 PM
don't forget about all the cocaine.
 
2012-08-23 07:31:38 PM
This thread is just cracking me up. It's the weirdest thing.
 
2012-08-23 07:31:42 PM

netizencain: Liberals won't be happy until we've elected a lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.


An albino AFRICAN. You know how we libs are with minorities.
 
2012-08-23 07:35:19 PM

ManateeGag: netizencain: lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.

she can be right handed.


Well . . . she can play right handed.
 
2012-08-23 07:35:56 PM
Im just glad that when his father passed, Social Security was there to help him build everything he has achieved.
 
2012-08-23 07:37:32 PM

jjwars1: You sound like you could really benefit from the use of cannabis. And yes, you've missed out on a lot.


Possibly. I've just never been that interested in trying.
 
2012-08-23 07:39:20 PM
As someone who just got some Blueberry Kush, I'm really getting a kick...
 
2012-08-23 07:39:36 PM
I suddenly feel like this thread is an intervention.

"GranoblasticMan, listen... We care about you, but there's something we need to talk about. It's something that's been affecting us all: your pot problem. Why won't you just try it?"
 
2012-08-23 07:42:47 PM

GranoblasticMan: jjwars1: You sound like you could really benefit from the use of cannabis. And yes, you've missed out on a lot.

Possibly. I've just never been that interested in trying.


No time better than now! Ya know, for science.
 
2012-08-23 07:44:36 PM

netizencain: Liberals won't be happy until we've elected a lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.


When prejudice isn't such a big problem anymore, fighting prejudice won't need to be a liberal priority.

Also, I was with your mother last night.
 
2012-08-23 07:59:02 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: netizencain: Liberals won't be happy until we've elected a lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.

When prejudice isn't such a big problem anymore, fighting prejudice won't need to be a liberal priority.

Also, I was with your mother last night.


Were you with her... you know... liberally?
 
2012-08-23 08:02:19 PM
That's not really fair, because when you smoke pot, you just naturally get the munchies and eat more dog.
 
2012-08-23 08:13:24 PM
Maybe not, Subby, but he has sucked the Pope's cock long and hard, which President Obama has NEVER done. That has to count for something.
 
2012-08-23 08:20:16 PM

ManateeGag: netizencain: lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.

she can be right handed.


We'll even accept a dwarf.
 
2012-08-23 08:28:51 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: ManateeGag: netizencain: lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.

she can be right handed.

We'll even accept a dwarf.


Sorry. The Senate resolution to accept a dwarf in lieu of a midget will destroy America. Therefore it will be filibustered by the minority.

Better luck next time, do-nothing Senate!
 
2012-08-23 08:28:56 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: don't forget about all the cocaine.


Came here to say that. Carry on...
 
2012-08-23 08:33:45 PM

GranoblasticMan: Kumana Wanalaia: netizencain: Liberals won't be happy until we've elected a lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.

When prejudice isn't such a big problem anymore, fighting prejudice won't need to be a liberal priority.

Also, I was with your mother last night.

Were you with her... you know... liberally?


No. He was with her legitimately.
 
2012-08-23 08:35:49 PM
subby, you misspelled dick
 
2012-08-23 08:38:49 PM
I'll smoke some reefer and eat subby's mom but only if she barks like lassie
 
2012-08-23 08:54:48 PM

GranoblasticMan: The fark kind of qualification is that?

May as well say he can't run for VP because he's never played Mario Kart.


To be fair, if Paul Ryan was currently in his twenties and never played Mario Kart, I would be a little weirded out.
 
2012-08-23 08:59:20 PM
Articles like this make me glad to be a Baby Boomer.
 
2012-08-23 09:16:44 PM

Wyalt Derp: The problem with Paul Ryan is that he hasn't smoked enough pot and hasn't eaten enough dog pussy crow.

FTFY.



FTFY again.
 
2012-08-23 09:18:13 PM
"Pot virgin"? This guy sounds like an insufferable douchebag.

And I say that as somebody who smokes a few bowls every day before breakfast.
 
2012-08-23 09:44:32 PM

MacEnvy: netizencain: Liberals won't be happy until we've elected a lesbian eskimo left handed midget albino.

I'll thank you not to mock albino Eskimos. Do you have any concept of how difficult it is to have no skin pigmentation when the sun is out for 24 hours a day?

Typical Republican.


In Thule the issue isn't sunburn even in July. It's the havoc the sun plays with your brain when you stagger out of the TOW club at 3 am and it's up there mocking you.

Cheers
 
2012-08-23 10:05:35 PM

moistD: GranoblasticMan: The fark kind of qualification is that?

May as well say he can't run for VP because he's never played Mario Kart.

To be fair, if Paul Ryan was currently in his twenties and never played Mario Kart, I would be a little weirded out.


The purported intellectual leaders of the Republican party both kinda creep people out. This is bad news... for Obama.
 
2012-08-23 10:17:26 PM
GQ is still a thing?
 
2012-08-23 10:32:23 PM

actualhuman: The purported intellectual leaders of the Republican party both kinda creep people out. This is bad news... for Obama.


Eh, "creepy" or not, what really matters the most is that they know what they're doing.

Which Romney/Ryan obviously don't.
 
2012-08-23 10:58:02 PM

moistD: GranoblasticMan: The fark kind of qualification is that?

May as well say he can't run for VP because he's never played Mario Kart.

To be fair, if Paul Ryan was currently in his twenties and never played Mario Kart, I would be a little weirded out.


Mario Kart came out on the SNES 20 years ago. He's got kids. If he hasn't played it with them, that would be weird.
 
2012-08-23 11:04:31 PM

skullkrusher: GQ is still a thing?


Why do you hate metrosexuals?
 
2012-08-23 11:12:34 PM

skullkrusher: GQ is still a thing?


It was always a "thing".
 
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