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(Chron)   Guy turns down lap dance. Does stripper: A.) Politely move on to the next guy B.) Order drinks on his tab as payback C.) Follow him home and rob him at gunpoint? If C was your answer, step up and claim you prize. (Link with herptastic pic)   (chron.com) divider line 70
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2012-08-23 03:19:07 PM
Well, she's better looking than any of the broads who usually get the "Hottie" headlines around here.
 
2012-08-23 03:26:32 PM
East Houston adult club

Well, THERE's your problem right there....
 
2012-08-23 03:30:16 PM
Hey sweetie...wanna go somewhere private?

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-08-23 03:37:33 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, she's better looking than any of the broads who usually get the "Hottie" headlines around here.


Your mom?
 
2012-08-23 03:58:47 PM
When later reached for comment the man reflected, "If I wanted a woman with an atitude who was only interested in my wallet, I would have gone to a singles bar."
 
2012-08-23 04:29:03 PM
That's not the herp; it is more of a heat rash.
 
2012-08-23 04:34:12 PM
Looks like a little bit of acne due to makeup most likely.. A lot of women that have jobs requiring heavy makeup get acne because their pores are clogged. You see this often in celebrities because they wear cake thick amounts of makeup. Not herpes.. The only time herpes is on the face is when it's present on the lips in quantity and typically that's only in those with an immune-deficiency.

Anyway I would probably do her.. Even though she has that slightly incest look about her eyes and cheeks.
 
2012-08-23 05:16:51 PM
Aw, she's kinda cute.
 
2012-08-23 05:17:19 PM
I'm also casting my vote for "not herpes".
 
2012-08-23 05:17:24 PM
that's what I call initiative.
 
2012-08-23 05:18:07 PM

Shostie: East Houston adult club

Well, THERE's your problem right there....


Didn't I just hear they were closing one of the big ones?
Rick's, or Treasure's?
 
2012-08-23 05:18:25 PM
That's a very dark club for her to be "hawt"
 
2012-08-23 05:20:46 PM
What's a you prize?
 
2012-08-23 05:24:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, she's better looking than any of the broads who usually get the "Hottie" headlines around here.


Think these are somewhat safe. When The Sun is involved, just don't click if it says hottie. Never. Just don't.

/fark you who post hottie and the sun in the same sentence
//I still click because you never know
 
2012-08-23 05:24:21 PM
Is Texas a topless or full nudie state?
 
2012-08-23 05:24:49 PM
See, you don't have to look for trouble, it will follow you home and demand your wallet. At gunpoint.

In any case, she doesn't seem too broken up by it.

Chick's cute, but headed straight downhill.
 
2012-08-23 05:28:55 PM

Iworkformsn: Aw, she's kinda cute.


In a zitty kind of way I guess.
 
2012-08-23 05:29:18 PM
I don't see any visible herpes.

Visible herpes.
 
2012-08-23 05:29:20 PM
Looks like the Houston I used to know.
 
2012-08-23 05:32:40 PM

doosh: Is Texas a topless or full nudie state?


Topless with alcohol or full nude with no booze sold and you BYOB and pay $20 entry and $10 an hour for ice.

Prices may vary, as my the quality of the ho's.
 
2012-08-23 05:32:52 PM
it always hard to tell if the stench on the east-side of Houston is from ship channel /refinery areas or the stench of stinky trashy people.
 
2012-08-23 05:33:17 PM
East Houston?

You don't need beer goggles there. The atmospheric fumes impair judgement all by themselves.
 
2012-08-23 05:35:02 PM

doosh: Is Texas a topless or full nudie state?


What ever you want.
 
2012-08-23 05:36:41 PM

Maud Dib: Shostie: East Houston adult club

Well, THERE's your problem right there....

Didn't I just hear they were closing one of the big ones?
Rick's, or Treasure's?


I think they are trying to close Treasures. The big club in east Houston is I10 Cabaret.
 
2012-08-23 05:41:25 PM
Sounds like pimp trying to score a John for his girl.
 
2012-08-23 05:43:53 PM
not bad, I'd hit it
/but only for free
 
2012-08-23 05:44:17 PM
where was she hiding the gun?
 
2012-08-23 05:53:23 PM
The stripper bar (or pole, as the case may be) has been raised, no bunghole tattoo, no tip.
Don't yell at me, I don't make the rules....
 
2012-08-23 05:54:00 PM
Last time I was in a strip club was about 35 years ago when they were called topless bars and you didn't get no lap dance. It was creepy as he'll back then and was not the kinda place you ever felt you could hang out at. Those places always make you feel like you're a mark and there are about 10 expert con men ( con women ) ready to swoop down on you and pick you clean.

I think if somebody could open a strip club where you could look at live tits and not feel like sharks were circling you they would clean up.
 
2012-08-23 05:54:06 PM
She does not look the part at all, seriously!
 
2012-08-23 05:54:51 PM
Why they focus on this guy? Wouldn't it be easier to rob someone who actually wanted to be stripper?
 
2012-08-23 05:58:29 PM

SandMann: doosh: Is Texas a topless or full nudie state?

What ever you want.


t1.gstatic.com

t1.gstatic.com

'I don't want to remember nothing....nothing.'
 
2012-08-23 06:03:15 PM
It seems much more likely that he agreed to the sex, she had her pimp drive her to his place, then she robbed him.

The moral of this story is "Don't flash your cash".
 
2012-08-23 06:04:44 PM

Krieghund: It seems much more likely that he agreed to the sex, she had her pimp drive her to his place, then she robbed him.

The moral of this story is "Don't flash your cash".


That's probably what happened.
From the east side to SW Houston is a lot of driving, too. imo, anyway.
 
2012-08-23 06:05:07 PM
Subby confuses herpes with the same reckless abandon that the cops used when they assumed she is 23. Look at those pimples! She's 17!
 
2012-08-23 06:07:25 PM
A woman scorned ...
 
2012-08-23 06:08:44 PM
Am I the only one that thinks she's fugly?
 
2012-08-23 06:09:05 PM
Texas is creepy enough without goin to strip clubs
 
2012-08-23 06:11:06 PM
She looks like a grown up bad seed
 
2012-08-23 06:11:43 PM
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2012-08-23 06:20:51 PM
I-10 Cabaret looks shady as hell. Probably also works the truck stops close by. That's stubble burn on her chin, your guess as to what kind.
 
2012-08-23 06:25:06 PM

orclover: doosh: Is Texas a topless or full nudie state?

Topless with alcohol or full nude with no booze sold and you BYOB and pay $20 entry and $10 an hour for ice.


Dear god, remind me to never go to a strip club in Texas. 'Round here, it's topless with alcohol (straight cover charge, no drink minimum) or full nude with no booze, and as long as you tip you're not hassled. The place I used to frequent around here had an $8 cover charge and as long as you tipped regularly you weren't pestered at all, except by girls trolling for lap dances, and had a really good bar side to boot.

I once went into the bar side with some buddies for a bachelor party, while the local farm machinery show was going on and on UFC night. The place was at capacity, full of rednecks swilling beer more interested in watching half-nude men dry hump and grope each other, than in the multitudes of mostly-nude women. Can't complain too much, since my party was the only group interested in the strippers, and tipping, and part of a bachelor party to boot, we got all the attention from the girls and our bar tab comped.
 
2012-08-23 06:26:29 PM

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So THAT's where I saw that shiat-eating grin before.
 
2012-08-23 06:30:08 PM
I never thought this would happen to me, but,,
3, maybe 4 times this past month,,,
 
2012-08-23 06:33:34 PM

jigger: Am I the only one that thinks she's fugly?


No.

She does have nice hair though, and that sort of masks the fact that she has the face of a male quiz-bowl champion.
 
2012-08-23 06:38:31 PM
It's not that she's ugly, it's just that she looks more like a girl who works as a medical assistant and plays Dungeons and Dragons (NTTAWWT) than a stripper.
 
2012-08-23 06:44:57 PM

that bosnian sniper: orclover: doosh: Is Texas a topless or full nudie state?

Topless with alcohol or full nude with no booze sold and you BYOB and pay $20 entry and $10 an hour for ice.

Dear god, remind me to never go to a strip club in Texas. 'Round here, it's topless with alcohol (straight cover charge, no drink minimum) or full nude with no booze, and as long as you tip you're not hassled. The place I used to frequent around here had an $8 cover charge and as long as you tipped regularly you weren't pestered at all, except by girls trolling for lap dances, and had a really good bar side to boot.



Never been any place in TX that makes you buy ice, but the BYOB places will certainly try to sell you ice and/or mixers at exorbitant prices. The topless places are straight cover (although it varies from free to some random cover depending on the time of day). My experience is mostly Dallas (a couple Houston) and several years old, but if you're into that kind of thing, TX has some nice places.

On the other hand, I can recall flying into Hobby to go to a friend's event in Pearland (which makes this more S/SE Houston than the east Houston of the story, I guess). Driving down the back roads out of Hobby to get to Pearland, I remember passing a couple places that looked like nice establishments if you like being shivved in the parking lot.
 
2012-08-23 07:16:23 PM
Yeah, Houstonians from the east side don't go to strip clubs on the east side. They're trash. Only truck drivers and folks from towns east of Houston (Anahuac, Liberty, Dayton) hit those places up. The only other people goo g there are dirtbags who've worn out their welcome at the clus near home.
 
2012-08-23 07:31:02 PM
Ah, so she wasn't just a dancer, she was a whore, and when they couldn't get money for a dance or "after hours" sex, her and her pimptastic sugar daddy robbed him. Way to stay classy.
 
2012-08-23 07:32:11 PM
And now you know why it is so dark in strip clubs.
 
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