She's kind of English pretty.

/English
//Yes I know, we get it

ZombiesYall: It's not that she's ugly, it's just that she looks more like a girl who works as a medical assistant and plays Dungeons and Dragons (NTTAWWT) than a stripper.

What is wrong with you people?? That biatch is goofy looking as hell. Are you sure you're not ghey?? I hear it's a choice nowadays...

Isn't Colorado's still open?

Herptastic only if you mean she looks snakebit.

How did that headline get a green light? Everyone knows the answer is always C. That's Fark 101. Stop giving the answer, subby

What can't stripper lights make hot?

Looks like someones going to be dopesick for a while.

PapaChester: You know, people with herpes simplex can donate blood? And the majority of humans are carriers?

Trufax

Given that their screening questions run something like "Did you recently have rough, unprotected sex with a male prostitute with an open anal wound while also juggling used heroin needles?" it doesn't surprise me.

That's why I periodically collect and bank my own blood, keeping it in a fridge out in the garage. Or maybe it's urine.

/Going to check...

Selector: ZombiesYall: It's not that she's ugly, it's just that she looks more like a girl who works as a medical assistant and plays Dungeons and Dragons (NTTAWWT) than a stripper.

What is wrong with you people?? That biatch is goofy looking as hell. Are you sure you're not ghey?? I hear it's a choice nowadays...

I'm a lady, but I am a little ghey. About 9%.

I rite gud: How did that headline get a green light? Everyone knows the answer is always C. That's Fark 101. Stop giving the answer, subby

I just wanted a reason to drop all three types of hepatitis. And we all know the answer in her case was C.

/never been to East Houston strip clubs, and never plan on it.

It would give me a tremendous amount of pleasure to play tonsil hockey with MattyBlast, then pet him until he is so sexually-stimulated that he yanks my shirt off and I unhook his bra underneath his shirt so I can feel actual moob skin instead of breast covered by two layers of fabric.

The pleasure would continue as we peel off each other's clothes and continue licking each other's tongues until we go down on each other until each of us is just inches away from exploding...then I would enter him and thrust like a jackhammer until my love juices fill his every pore.

Then we would cuddle naked and talk for the rest of the morning.

That's what I would like. Mmmmmm.

MattyBlast: It would give me a tremendous amount of pleasure to play tonsil hockey with her, then pet her until she is so sexually-stimulated that she yanks my shirt off and I unhook her bra underneath her shirt so I can feel actual breast skin instead of breast covered by two layers of fabric.

The pleasure would continue as we peel off each other's clothes and continue licking each other's tongues until we go down on each other until each of us is just inches away from exploding...then I would enter her and thrust like a jackhammer until my love juices fill her every pore.

Then we would cuddle naked and talk for the rest of the morning.

That's what I would like. Mmmmmm.

Acharne: It would give me a tremendous amount of pleasure to play tonsil hockey with MattyBlast, then pet him until he is so sexually-stimulated that he yanks my shirt off and I unhook his bra underneath his shirt so I can feel actual moob skin instead of breast covered by two layers of fabric.

The pleasure would continue as we peel off each other's clothes and continue licking each other's tongues until we go down on each other until each of us is just inches away from exploding...then I would enter him and thrust like a jackhammer until my love juices fill his every pore.

Then we would cuddle naked and talk for the rest of the morning.

That's what I would like. Mmmmmm.

Oh god XD

I've farked worse.

Looks wise, at least. Not rob-you-at-gunpoint worse.

anybody hear from Grables Daughter lately? Maybe she is traveling to Tampa?

DavyBoySmith: Half tempted to call the phone number and tell them I found her, Kelly Renee Hutchins, pretty sure it's her correct age and state...

if I were a gambling man, that's totally her.

I think at the point of her holding a gun to me I would suggest that we work on the earlier deal for some company. I am thinking along the lines of not getting shot and having a little fun.