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(Telegraph)   The Jesus fresco fubar ended up looking more like a sloth than a monkey, really   (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-08-23 03:30:52 PM  
Good lord, why are we running this story into the ground? we get it.
 
2012-08-23 03:31:22 PM  
Hey, let's call him Sideshow Bob.
 
2012-08-23 03:31:23 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-23 03:31:34 PM  
Monchhichi.
 
2012-08-23 03:32:14 PM  
This was worthy of a greenlight? Maybe I'm trying to hard.
 
2012-08-23 03:32:53 PM  
img525.imageshack.us

OMG LOOK ITS A DOUBLE JESUS FACE!!111
 
2012-08-23 03:35:38 PM  
Have you accepted The Sloth as your personal Lord and Savior? Have you given you life over to Him and placed your trust in His slowness? If you haven't you will die and go to WInter Haven, Florida for eternity.
 
2012-08-23 03:37:27 PM  
Fresco fubar? Really? Fresco Fiasco rolls off the tongue so much better.
 
2012-08-23 03:38:51 PM  

Grapple: Fresco fubar? Really? Fresco Fiasco rolls off the tongue so much better.


Oh god... Sticky grapefruit-flavored surfaces everywhere... The horror... The horror...
 
2012-08-23 03:38:59 PM  

Jesus fresco fubar ended up looking more like a sloth


So he ended up looking like one of the seven deadly sins?

Judges? Can we get a ruling on 'irony' here?
 
2012-08-23 03:39:01 PM  
So does "fresco f*ckup", for that matter.
 
2012-08-23 03:39:12 PM  
Do we really need a new thread for this? This whole post could have been a comment in any of the half-dozen existing threads...and it would not have been that funny, anyways.
 
2012-08-23 03:39:46 PM  
images.buddytv.com
(hot like a sloth)
 
2012-08-23 03:39:59 PM  
Not enough greenlights for this story. We're only up to #5.
 
2012-08-23 03:42:01 PM  

Torqueknot: This was worthy of a greenlight? Maybe I'm trying to hard.


I'm just as surprised as you.

/subby
//I can NEVER tell what will actually get through
 
2012-08-23 03:42:05 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-23 03:47:03 PM  
I've seen better on toast.

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-08-23 03:48:25 PM  
AGAIN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-08-23 03:49:17 PM  
Imagine if it had been Mohammed.
 
2012-08-23 03:49:41 PM  

Grapple: Fresco fubar? Really? Fresco Fiasco rolls off the tongue so much better.


No, the Fresco Fiasco was in Frisco.
 
2012-08-23 03:50:17 PM  

You_Really_Like_Me: Imagine if it had been Mohammed.


kinda looks like him now

BOOM!
 
2012-08-23 03:50:31 PM  

You_Really_Like_Me: Imagine if it had been Mohammed.


If you buy a fresco for $10, repaint it like Mohammed, and sell it for $20, have you made a profit?
 
2012-08-23 03:53:04 PM  
her inspiration.

freshbump.com

charlie white... understanding joshua, 2001.
 
2012-08-23 03:54:02 PM  
To be honest, Jesus did give up on his carpentry gig pretty fast.
 
2012-08-23 03:56:59 PM  
soon...
 
2012-08-23 03:59:40 PM  

Molavian: Hey, let's call him Sideshow Blob.


FTFM
 
2012-08-23 04:00:19 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-23 04:00:50 PM  

JackieRabbit: Have you accepted The Sloth as your personal Lord and Savior?


www.productwiki.com
 
2012-08-23 04:07:29 PM  

MrEricSir: [img525.imageshack.us image 175x175]

OMG LOOK ITS A DOUBLE JESUS FACE!!111


Pee on it and really turn it into art.
 
2012-08-23 04:08:52 PM  

probesport: JackieRabbit: Have you accepted The Sloth as your personal Lord and Savior?

[www.productwiki.com image 713x223]


HEY YOU GUYS!
 
2012-08-23 04:10:42 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/have to do everything around here.
 
2012-08-23 04:20:52 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Torqueknot: This was worthy of a greenlight? Maybe I'm trying to hard.

I'm just as surprised as you.

/subby
//I can NEVER tell what will actually get through


For anyone who may still be harboring any illusions, I can assure you that TF is not a factor
 
2012-08-23 04:31:55 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: JohnAnnArbor: Torqueknot: This was worthy of a greenlight? Maybe I'm trying to hard.

I'm just as surprised as you.

/subby
//I can NEVER tell what will actually get through

For anyone who may still be harboring any illusions, I can assure you that TF is not a factor


I thought a drunk priest caught driving around naked would be a LOCK. Nope. Two reasonable headlines failed.
 
2012-08-23 04:33:44 PM  
www.enginoshouzoku.com

Sounds like a better painting anyhow.
 
2012-08-23 04:37:21 PM  
I'll just leave this here
www.nashvillepussy.com utube warning
 
2012-08-23 05:14:25 PM  
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CHIK FIL A, GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, CONGRESSMAN AKIN OR MAGIC HIPPOS?
 
Skr
2012-08-23 05:14:52 PM  
I admit, Jesus Sloth would be the name I'd choose for my Creed cover band.
 
2012-08-23 06:17:33 PM  
Sloths are super cute and that's about all that needs to be said about them.
 
2012-08-23 06:43:12 PM  

Skr: I admit, Jesus Sloth would be the name I'd choose for my Creed cover band.


Jesus Sloth Pose would be a pretty cool Soundgarden cover band.
 
Biv
2012-08-23 06:44:57 PM  

JackieRabbit: Have you accepted The Sloth as your personal Lord and Savior? Have you given you life over to Him and placed your trust in His slowness? If you haven't you will die and go to WInter Haven, Florida for eternity.


I'm a dark lord of the Sloth
 
2012-08-23 06:46:55 PM  
Third time I've seen this particular subject.

Does this count as a "Jesus Fresco Fubar trifecta in play"?


/ sorry if this was observed upthread...
 
2012-08-23 07:07:17 PM  

Sofa King Smart: her inspiration.

[freshbump.com image 480x400]

charlie white... understanding joshua, 2001.


I dont know what that is from but now i will have many nightmares. Thanks
 
2012-08-23 08:59:46 PM  
No, it looks like Rowlf from the Muppets!

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-24 10:34:12 AM  

HoppsB: Sofa King Smart: her inspiration.

[freshbump.com image 480x400]

charlie white... understanding joshua, 2001.

I dont know what that is from but now i will have many nightmares. Thanks


google the terms 'charlie white' and 'understanding joshua' and you may not sleep at all... so... no chance of nightmares! (note, some images may be NSFW... which probably makes them even more nightmare inducing))
 
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