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(Yahoo)   Wil Wheaton robbed again this year as People magazine names Johnny Depp sexiest man alive   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 245
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Sven_Burger
2003-11-20 02:52:09 PM
Johnny Depp: "I wish I had two mouths, so I could smoke out of both of them."
 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 03:15:47 PM
Depp rules - Im gald he's finally getting some recognition as a great actor - one of the best of our times.

Now sexiest man alive - I could care less about.
 
colomboy
2003-11-20 03:17:28 PM
you a mexican or a mexi-can't?
 
the_sneak
2003-11-20 03:22:48 PM
both Wil and I are appalled.
 
entrekken [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 03:24:21 PM
He's a hottie and now its 'official'. I bet they're jumpin' up and down with joy down on 21 Jumpstreet.
 
farker_diego
2003-11-20 03:25:58 PM
I agree with You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color. Depp has always been one of my favorite actors, but he's not on my sexiest celebrity list. He's on my wife's top 5 list, though. My top 5 list starts with Shakira.
 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 03:34:57 PM
Shaaakiiiraaa
 
LarsThorwald
2003-11-20 03:42:06 PM
Johnny Depp has made bold choices in his selection of film roles, and he has had some very classic performances. That's why I think he's just the sexiest thing since...well, since my wife.

/grapples with homoerotic yearnings
 
colomboy
2003-11-20 03:47:29 PM
shined in "blow." man, that movie rocks!
 
entrekken [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 03:53:14 PM
After rereading my comments, I realize they may have come off a little sarcastic. I am a huge fan of his. I've dug Johnny Depp since the Jumpstreet days. Although his first movie, Cry Baby (I think), was um...well...not his best choice of a role, I think that he's given us great performances in the roles he's chosen since. And, to top it all off, he's a hottie and now its 'official'
 
Cerie
2003-11-20 04:02:35 PM
Johnny Deep is hot.


but so is Wil especially in this Santa shirt?
And Santa is hot.
 
control
2003-11-20 04:36:29 PM
Sexiest man alive?

I heard Ann Coulter came in 2nd. (SFW pic)
 
Lebowsky
2003-11-20 04:42:10 PM
Yeah, Depp is a very good actor. He brings something extra to every role he plays.

He did do that lousy horror film, but other than that he has been spot on.
 
Hellifiknow
2003-11-20 04:51:42 PM
What's wrong with being sexy?

/Tap
 
DownSouth
2003-11-20 05:00:35 PM
Control thank you for the laugh at the end of the day.
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 05:09:35 PM
I thought he was supposed to be some sort of rebel actor. Now he's on the cover of Peephole.
 
CheekyMunky
2003-11-20 05:23:48 PM
I thought we'd established that Wil is dead. Dead people aren't sexy.
 
rrtt22
2003-11-20 06:05:25 PM
There is no justice in the world! I don't know of a single person who thinks johnny is better looking than wil. Okay a few or/well,,, alot. Wil seems like a nice guy.

Is it too late for teen beat?
 
TheOmni [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 06:14:34 PM
Goddamn he's sexy. I love Johnny Depp.
 
vegasj
2003-11-20 07:58:26 PM

cool for Depp... besides... Wil's still basken in the spot light ever since FHM made him one of the 100 sexiest women....
 
Warchild [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 08:19:33 PM
Link to last year's article.
 
Nafferz
2003-11-20 08:45:24 PM
Poor Wil. Love the headline though.
 
Saralitacolita
2003-11-20 08:46:15 PM
Goddamn he's sexy. I love Johnny Depp.

Amen to that.
 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 08:46:27 PM
He was my first and only celebrity crush.
 
LibertyVixen
2003-11-20 08:48:16 PM
Can women "fap", too? (Or is there another word for it?) 'Cuz just thinkin' about good ol' Johnny is enough to drive a gal crazy with desire!
 
bashturn
2003-11-20 08:48:43 PM
Who is Wil Wheaton ?


Just kidding, I know who he is, I was just doing my impersonation of America.... Here, let me do it again.

Who is Wil Wheaton ?


...Uncanny isn't it ?
 
Divine
2003-11-20 08:48:59 PM

People also picked its Top 10 sexiest men: Brad Pitt (news), Ashton Kutcher (news), George Clooney (news), Lenny Kravitz (news), Justin Timberlake (news), Hugh Grant (news), Russell Crowe (news), Hugh Jackman (news), Denzel Washington (news) and Colin Farrell (news).

Pfft!
 
tom_strong
2003-11-20 08:50:47 PM
Wil is mugly.
 
kitten_b
2003-11-20 08:51:28 PM
it's about farking time! all those years of wishy-washy brad pitt, yuck! fark him and aniston.

on the other hand, sorry wil, maybe slashdot will have a sexiest blogger...just maybe:)

>>>heads for bat country...
 
Sinatra
2003-11-20 08:52:47 PM
You gotta love this one:
 
jaymzz
2003-11-20 08:53:32 PM
Has Johnny Depp ever piloted a starship? Huh? HUH?

Didn't think so.
 
creepingdeath
2003-11-20 08:53:55 PM
What the fark is with everyone's obsession with Wil Wheaton, WTF did I miss.
 
darkhorse23
2003-11-20 08:54:07 PM
I adore Johnny Depp, and Wil.

They are the only two that I would, well, hit.
 
aquigley [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 08:54:57 PM
You know who shoulda won?



That's right, Frank Stallone.
 
SpinzGirl
2003-11-20 08:56:00 PM
Wil is cute, but Depp is painfully hot. No argument with their decision.

kitten_b is right, Depp over Pitt any day
 
imc130d
2003-11-20 08:56:24 PM
On the other hand, congratulations to wil on getting his 25th submitted link approved! Great headline, wil!

- got nothing
 
el mental
2003-11-20 08:57:11 PM
I think LibertyVixen 's question deserves exploration...'fap' is related to the sound, so what is women's 'fapping' called?

on topic: Johnny Depp is a great actor, I wish he didn't feel the need to live in France...
 
luigi_chan
2003-11-20 08:57:38 PM
pshaaaaw. I was so into Johnny Depp even during the mid nineties when he was doing movies like "Donnie Brasco" and everybody had forgotten him. Of course, it was slightly due to the fact that we share birthdays :-)
 
Girly Girl
2003-11-20 08:57:52 PM
Yeah, he's a hottie! He has that "rugged look" to him that I like.



kitten_b

Brad Pitt doesn't nothing for me either. Must be the blonde hair. I prefer dark-haired men.
 
Runningjoke
2003-11-20 08:58:38 PM
You sure he won. I heard Rosie O'Donnell had won it.
 
gilatrout [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 08:58:42 PM
Wil just needs a little more cowbell
 
closet_exhibitionist
2003-11-20 08:59:08 PM
LibertyVixen

I'm with you about him making gals crazy with desire...Johnny is....I can't even type, just hearing/reading his name makes me weak in the knees.

(thinks highly x-rated thoughts).
 
Sensei [TotalFark]
2003-11-20 08:59:20 PM
I'd do 'em both

Depp for the physical hotness -- Wil for the brain fark.

Can I have them both at once?

Ahhh, fantasies.
 
11pj11
2003-11-20 09:01:58 PM
creepingdeath--

Wil is a Total Farker, semi-frequent contributor to these boards. Inevitably he will read this thread.
 
ChipmunkVigilante
2003-11-20 09:04:51 PM
LibertyVixen: It's more of a *spank*ing noise, really.
 
scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel
2003-11-20 09:04:52 PM
This just goes to show that the Germans love David Hasselhof.
 
darkhorse23
2003-11-20 09:05:03 PM
and then, creepingdeath, he will find you and stun you with his 12-inch phaser.
 
kanyakumari
2003-11-20 09:05:13 PM
Colomboy
shined in "blow." man, that movie rocks!

Sure, he shined in "Blow" but "Shine" just blowed.

\nothin
 
darkhorse23
2003-11-20 09:06:27 PM
blew, kanyakumari. blew.

first it rained
and then it blew
and then it hailed
and then it snew
 
ScottishWeapon
2003-11-20 09:07:14 PM
What is Wil's fark account name?
 
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