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(The New York Times)   "The monkey urinated on him and disappeared"   (nytimes.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Tampa, The Establishment, Panda Express, wildlife rescue, Oldsmar, american freedoms, free radicals, Jack Hanna  
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2012-08-23 02:44:43 PM  
3 votes:
Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

alternatively: no no, don't worry baby, you misheard me - i said macaque has herpes.
2012-08-23 02:40:48 PM  
3 votes:
Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*
2012-08-23 01:10:04 PM  
3 votes:
Do not taunt the disappearing urine monkey
2012-08-23 03:40:14 PM  
2 votes:

thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*


"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."
2012-08-23 01:27:21 PM  
2 votes:
img2.timeinc.net
2012-08-23 04:27:02 PM  
1 vote:
Even the abject failures from the Politics tab can't ruin this uplifting and inspiring tale of monkey urine.
2012-08-23 04:23:22 PM  
1 vote:
I had nothing to do with it.
2012-08-23 03:44:19 PM  
1 vote:
Just disappeared, huh?
www.cs.cmu.edu
2012-08-23 03:36:59 PM  
1 vote:
"This is not the first time that monkeys have incited a minor populist uprising in Florida."

Folks don't take too kindly to monkey business down in those parts.
2012-08-23 03:29:31 PM  
1 vote:
Good thing it didn't pee on an electric fence. We wouldn't want to...

*sunglasses*

...shock the monkey.
2012-08-23 03:18:04 PM  
1 vote:
Headline of the Year material right there. Book it, done.
2012-08-23 02:08:33 PM  
1 vote:
But enought about the RNC delegates....
2012-08-23 01:31:39 PM  
1 vote:
Ooooh! Chimpanzee that!

farm5.staticflickr.com
2012-08-23 01:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like me at most parties.
 
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