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2012-08-23 01:09:31 PM
Sounds like me at most parties.
 
2012-08-23 01:10:04 PM
Do not taunt the disappearing urine monkey
 
2012-08-23 01:27:21 PM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-08-23 01:31:39 PM
Ooooh! Chimpanzee that!

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-23 02:08:33 PM
But enought about the RNC delegates....
 
2012-08-23 02:31:34 PM
The monkey urinated on him and disappeared

So is that The Secret of Monkey Island?
 
2012-08-23 02:40:48 PM
Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*
 
2012-08-23 02:44:43 PM
Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

alternatively: no no, don't worry baby, you misheard me - i said macaque has herpes.
 
2012-08-23 03:18:04 PM
Headline of the Year material right there. Book it, done.
 
2012-08-23 03:27:16 PM
What a rude monkey! You're supposed to snuggle after watersports.
 
2012-08-23 03:29:31 PM
Good thing it didn't pee on an electric fence. We wouldn't want to...

*sunglasses*

...shock the monkey.
 
2012-08-23 03:36:59 PM
"This is not the first time that monkeys have incited a minor populist uprising in Florida."

Folks don't take too kindly to monkey business down in those parts.
 
2012-08-23 03:40:14 PM

thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*


"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."
 
2012-08-23 03:41:16 PM
media.screened.com


Bad dates?
 
2012-08-23 03:44:19 PM
Just disappeared, huh?
www.cs.cmu.edu
 
2012-08-23 03:47:26 PM
My cock was seen all over the Tampa Bay area in the past.
 
2012-08-23 03:50:25 PM

Gyrfalcon: thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."


unlikely, i have no idea where i'd find 3,000 more monkeys.
 
2012-08-23 04:04:10 PM
Later he went on to become a bit player and writer for Saturday Night Live. Unfortunately the monkey didn't work out so well after a time in New York, and his career went on the skids until he decided to do political humor. Oddly, a few moonbats actually took him seriously. Sensing a job opportunity, he was elected a senator from Minnesota. He still has no clue what he's doing, is a terrible actor, but the money is good and since it's the Senate, no one cares.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-23 04:07:45 PM
Do you want to touch my monkey?
 
2012-08-23 04:21:41 PM

thomps: Gyrfalcon: thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."

unlikely, i have no idea where i'd find 3,000 more monkeys.


Florida Fark party

JC
 
2012-08-23 04:22:01 PM

thomps: Gyrfalcon: thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."

unlikely, i have no idea where i'd find 3,000 more monkeys.


:)
 
2012-08-23 04:22:16 PM
Bathroom monkey has had enough!
 
2012-08-23 04:23:22 PM
I had nothing to do with it.
 
2012-08-23 04:27:02 PM
Even the abject failures from the Politics tab can't ruin this uplifting and inspiring tale of monkey urine.
 
2012-08-23 04:53:32 PM
I guess it's better than a monkey who urinates on him and then sticks around waiting to do it again.
 
2012-08-23 04:57:11 PM
simultaneously? neat trick.
 
2012-08-23 05:04:02 PM

JoeCowboy: thomps: Gyrfalcon: thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."

unlikely, i have no idea where i'd find 3,000 more monkeys.

Florida Fark party

JC


Do not tempt the Fark Dynamite Monkey...

/stayin' near I-10 escape routes until the end of hurricane season

//or the End of Times, whichever comes first
 
2012-08-23 05:32:06 PM
What's Obingo doing in Tampa?
 
2012-08-23 06:20:40 PM
how meta, a weasel just urinated on the thread and hopefully disappears
 
2012-08-23 06:34:55 PM

caranmegil: "This is not the first time that monkeys have incited a minor populist uprising in Florida."

Folks don't take too kindly to monkey business down in those parts.


Well, they always say "there's plenty to do in Fla."
/Went to a 2-yr. college in TPA in the '70's
//If I had gone 4 yr's, I would have been thoroughly debauched
 
2012-08-23 07:29:34 PM
Monkey see!
Monkey do!
Monkey pee
all over you!

/Thanks ever so much for the Kindergarten flashbacks
 
2012-08-23 09:07:34 PM
Too long; too drunk to read
 
2012-08-23 09:28:41 PM

MattyBlast: Too long; too drunk to read


Okay. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cuz it was dead.

Or..Or.. cuz it was drunk.
 
2012-08-24 01:06:55 AM
Unexpected fWc thread.
 
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