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(Fox News)   Do these celebrities have hair that looks like Ramen noodles? We report, you decide   (foxnews.com) divider line 34
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2012-08-23 12:38:50 PM
And such pithy commentary with each photo! You're so cheeky, Fox News!
 
2012-08-23 12:39:54 PM
Do the women on Fox News look like clones?
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2012-08-23 12:46:47 PM
Nine celebrities with wavy blonde hair and one bonus picture of Nicki Minaj showing off her lack of genitals.
 
2012-08-23 12:47:44 PM

mrs.parker: And such pithy commentary with each photo! You're so cheeky, Fox News!


OK, stay with me here. Maybe these are intentionally bad jokes. For example:

1. Nicki Minaj

If she becomes an 'American Idol' judge, and she disses one the the contestants, that contestant can fire back: "At least I never had ramen noodle hair."

Burn.


It's the "burn" that catches my eye. No reasonable person would consider that a burn. This has to be a sly joke at people who make bad jokes. Same with this one:

Kenny G

G and his wife recently filed for divorce because of irreconcilable differences ... over his ramen hair!

Zing.



2. This next one could have been written by Carles from HipsterRunoff under his pseudonym "The Mainstreamer".

Christina Aguilera

Speaking if singing contest judges, "The Voice" star Aguilera also once rocked the ramen.

You are beautiful, no matter what they say...


That's great. That's taking the voice of lame girl who really does love Christina Aguilera.

3. Taylor Swift

We bet you $100 that ramen-noodle hair Taylor Swift's rich-kid Kennedy boyfriend Conor has never even heard of ramen noodles. His loss.


This is such a typical Fox "damn you Kennedys" moment that it has to be satire. No one would so clumsily do this on purpose.

So you see, this is actually brilliant satire.
 
2012-08-23 12:48:37 PM
That's Nicki Minaj's hair like these are my teeth.
 
2012-08-23 12:50:46 PM

red5ish: Do the women on Fox News look like clones?
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I would never have known that Fox News has had more than one idiotic female blonde talkshow host if it weren't for these infographics.
 
2012-08-23 12:52:54 PM
None of these people have ever been in my kitchen either so...you know..there's that.
 
2012-08-23 12:58:01 PM
Man, I miss the days when Christina Aguilera looked like that.
 
2012-08-23 12:58:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-23 01:00:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-23 01:01:19 PM
No mention of Michael Caine? He had the original "Devil-may-care hair."
 
2012-08-23 01:01:39 PM
Deslided 

No need giving Fox all the extra clicks.
 
2012-08-23 01:02:44 PM
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-23 01:06:00 PM
i guess they're trying to show they are equal opportunity hair detractors
 
2012-08-23 01:06:55 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 602x400]


Oh, the dirty, dirty things I would do to her...
 
2012-08-23 01:08:16 PM
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2012-08-23 01:12:50 PM
Momsen's hair looks like it was purchased at Renderosity.com.

/Then used one of the colors from the 'Toxic' mat sets.
 
2012-08-23 01:17:29 PM
Wow - this might be the most retarded thing I've seen in weeks. Amazingly, I feel more stupid now than before I clicked the link. This article robbed me of intelligence and I fear I'll never get it back...
 
2012-08-23 01:34:15 PM
And my friends that watch FOX news tell me I'm the joke for taking the Daily Show more seriously than the news company that creates this...

argh
 
2012-08-23 02:03:06 PM

red5ish: Do the women on Fox News look like clones?
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Almost, one of them used to be a man.

I'll report, you deside!
 
2012-08-23 03:08:30 PM

red5ish: Do the women on Fox News look like clones?
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That's like, photos of 2 women in different outfits, right?
 
2012-08-23 04:14:04 PM
So, curly hair looks like ramen noodles? I guess I'll go boil my head.
Stupid slideshow.
 
2012-08-23 04:17:24 PM
*clicks link*

So this is what Paris Hilton's mind is like.....
 
2012-08-23 04:18:03 PM

katerbug72: So, curly hair looks like ramen noodles? I guess I'll go boil my head.
Stupid slideshow.


Apparently Fox news can be racist, sexist, AND hair-ist. Guess I'll go straight my curly hair so I can be considered pretty.
 
2012-08-23 04:18:46 PM

Todashy: katerbug72: So, curly hair looks like ramen noodles? I guess I'll go boil my head.
Stupid slideshow.

Apparently Fox news can be racist, sexist, AND hair-ist. Guess I'll go straight my curly hair so I can be considered pretty.


*straighten. Bah.
 
2012-08-23 04:20:19 PM

katerbug72: So, curly hair looks like ramen noodles? I guess I'll go boil my head.
Stupid slideshow.


I try not to take this sort of stupid crap too seriously, but the ramen noodle joke is kind of pissing me off. People with curly hair have enough problems, we don't need farkin' Fox News making fun of us too.
 
2012-08-23 05:13:52 PM
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Ziggles frowns upon Fox's shenanigans.
 
2012-08-23 05:34:49 PM

precia: katerbug72: So, curly hair looks like ramen noodles? I guess I'll go boil my head.
Stupid slideshow.

I try not to take this sort of stupid crap too seriously, but the ramen noodle joke is kind of pissing me off. People with curly hair have enough problems, we don't need farkin' Fox News making fun of us too.


Well said. I wouldn't wish this hair on anyone.
 
2012-08-23 06:01:10 PM
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2012-08-23 08:44:36 PM

red5ish

Do the women on Fox News look like clones?

You prefer liberal "women"?
www.thedailygouge.com
 
2012-08-23 09:03:19 PM

OnlyM3: red5ish

Do the women on Fox News look like clones?
You prefer liberal "women"?
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Gaaaah! Ok,ok.....Point taken!
 
2012-08-23 09:32:16 PM
So I'm guessing that Fax News is against people that have wavy hair now? This is the new crisis facing the country? We're all supposed to have bone-straight hair now?

Personally, I think women with the wavy hair are much more attractive; just something about it that always appealed to me.

/Fox News - Conform conform, everyone must be the same!
 
2012-08-23 11:05:03 PM
Anyone else think that Lohan was Madonna ? My first question was why did Madonna let herself go?
 
2012-08-25 01:35:30 AM
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this man should be in that list, and also in the sexy as hell list... yummy
 
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