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(WLOX Biloxi)   You're a surgeon stuck in a traffic jam while your patient waits on the table. Do you : C) borrow a bicycle from a seven year old and pedal through traffic with a police escort   (wlox.com) divider line 33
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2012-08-23 01:16:59 PM  
6 votes:
I want my bike! I want my bike! I want my bike!

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2012-08-23 10:06:41 AM  
5 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.

 
 
Good for HER you sexist pig.
2012-08-23 01:25:41 PM  
3 votes:

jbc: Escorted by police?!? Wouldn't it be quicker to get into the squad car at that point? "No thanks, officer. I'd rather pedal the rest of the way."


This was in Baton Rouge LA, the police there ride Big Wheels so no, it would not have been quicker.
2012-08-23 01:12:46 PM  
3 votes:
She owes that kid two dollars!
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-23 10:26:29 AM  
3 votes:
Escorted by police?!? Wouldn't it be quicker to get into the squad car at that point? "No thanks, officer. I'd rather pedal the rest of the way."
2012-08-23 10:18:53 AM  
3 votes:
Baton Rouge surgeon, Catherine Baucom, MD of Elliot Mastology Center

Wow, that must have been rough as a kid, being a boy named Catherine. Especially in the south.
2012-08-23 02:17:52 PM  
2 votes:
bttf.com

"I'll get it back to you, alright?"
2012-08-23 02:16:05 PM  
2 votes:
2012-08-23 01:07:46 PM  
2 votes:
At least he didn't just up and steal the bike, leaving the seven-year-old on the side of the road shouting "I want my bike! I want my bike!"

Too obscure? Hardly. This is Fark.
2012-08-23 10:58:16 AM  
2 votes:

gameshowhost: brap: God Is My Co-Pirate: It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.
 
 
Good for HER you sexist pig.

God got served! :-/


Yes, yes I did. Whoops.
2012-08-23 03:30:19 PM  
1 votes:

pedXing: I know and work with this woman, and it is not surprising that she would do something like this. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if anyone at that mastology center wouldn't do the same thing. They truly care about their patients.


/I know, CSB


Well, they work on breasts. I can't blame them.
2012-08-23 03:26:18 PM  
1 votes:

The_Great_Hambino


/I'm no slouch myself


Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch.
2012-08-23 02:54:11 PM  
1 votes:

chookbillion: nickerj1: At first I thought: they didn't have any other surgeons to operate on the accident victim? Then it said it was a mastology center. So breast cancer. So non-emergency. Just reschedule that shiat.

Exactly. It's not like she was rushing to take care of a ruptured spleen or something.


Forgot to say that there were probably a lot of people that needed to get to work that day and were late. Would the cops have given them a ride?
2012-08-23 02:11:43 PM  
1 votes:

cgraves67: God Is My Co-Pirate: It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.

It needs a slow-motion montage set to some bad 80's music.


And it ends with a freeze frame of her and the patient jumping for joy after a successful recovery.
2012-08-23 01:56:29 PM  
1 votes:
There is still hope for humanity.
2012-08-23 01:49:13 PM  
1 votes:

FinFangFark: The My Little Pony Killer: God Is My Co-Pirate: gameshowhost: brap: God Is My Co-Pirate: It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.
 
 
Good for HER you sexist pig.

God got served! :-/

Yes, yes I did. Whoops.

"I can't operate on him. He's my son."

Oh snap...but where did they bury the survivors?

/and as for the story...damn dust in this office.


"thankfully you stopped, my suspenders were stuck in your door."
2012-08-23 01:47:04 PM  
1 votes:

brap: God Is My Co-Pirate: It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.
 
 
Good for HER you sexist pig.


Oh, so the "doctor" was a veterinarian.

/DNRTFA
2012-08-23 01:39:42 PM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: misterfweem: At least he didn't just up and steal the bike, leaving the seven-year-old on the side of the road shouting "I want my bike! I want my bike!"

Too obscure? Hardly. This is Fark.

I want my two dollars!


I'm sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
2012-08-23 01:36:41 PM  
1 votes:
But... this is a little girl's bike. This is for a little girl.

/nothing is obscure here
2012-08-23 01:36:01 PM  
1 votes:
What? Not to shiat on this Doc, but those tiny bikes suck. I can run faster for a longer distance then riding one of those.
2012-08-23 01:33:25 PM  
1 votes:

moops: I want my bike! I want my bike! I want my bike!

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Came for this, left happy.
hej [TotalFark]
2012-08-23 01:31:38 PM  
1 votes:
D) Don't wait until the last minute to show up for your operation, so shat like this isn't a problem to begin with.
2012-08-23 01:29:41 PM  
1 votes:

jbc: Escorted by police?!? Wouldn't it be quicker to get into the squad car at that point? "No thanks, officer. I'd rather pedal the rest of the way."


Ok, yeah I was wondering the same thing.
apparently the doc wasn't a brain surgeon
2012-08-23 01:21:03 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, she's a hero now but wait until the family gets the bill....

Single-track vehicle, Qty: 1, Price: $32,592.19
Impact attenuator, Qty: 1, Price: $18,450.32
Emergency services, Qty: 1, Price: $235,092.02
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(page 4)
Surgical Material Sterilization Attendant, Qty: 1, Price: $1934.33

Full payment due upon receipt. All balances remaining after 120 days subject to collections. You're going to wish you died.
2012-08-23 01:18:12 PM  
1 votes:

misterfweem: At least he didn't just up and steal the bike, leaving the seven-year-old on the side of the road shouting "I want my bike! I want my bike!"

Too obscure? Hardly. This is Fark.


I want my two dollars!
2012-08-23 01:15:13 PM  
1 votes:
At first I thought: they didn't have any other surgeons to operate on the accident victim? Then it said it was a mastology center. So breast cancer. So non-emergency. Just reschedule that shiat.
2012-08-23 01:14:15 PM  
1 votes:
In my brain I immediately thought of the scene from Inner Space where the doctor from the lab that shrinks Dennis Quaid is on a bike trying to get away from that snap-on arm guy.
2012-08-23 01:11:45 PM  
1 votes:

misterfweem: At least he didn't just up and steal the bike, leaving the seven-year-old on the side of the road shouting "I want my bike! I want my bike!"

Too obscure? Hardly. This is Fark.


Now I'm picturing her hitching a ride with the cops by holding their hands through the windows of their cruiser.

/yes, I know that's not quite how that went down
2012-08-23 12:04:05 PM  
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: gameshowhost: brap: God Is My Co-Pirate: It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.
 
 
Good for HER you sexist pig.

God got served! :-/

Yes, yes I did. Whoops.


"I can't operate on him. He's my son."
2012-08-23 10:38:05 AM  
1 votes:

brap: God Is My Co-Pirate: It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.
 
 
Good for HER you sexist pig.


God got served! :-/
2012-08-23 10:14:37 AM  
1 votes:

brap: God Is My Co-Pirate: It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.
 
 
Good for HER you sexist pig.


+1, would favorite again.
2012-08-23 10:02:37 AM  
1 votes:
community.titantv.com
Way to go, Sasha!
2012-08-23 10:00:57 AM  
1 votes:
It sounds like the uplifting finale of an 80s comedy, but good for him.
 
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