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(Deadspin)   Metta World Peace showed up on Yo Gabba Gabba, totally kicked Tootie's ass in a race. Your life is now complete   (deadspin.com) divider line 46
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2012-08-23 10:45:19 AM  
Did he elbow Tootie in the throat at the start of the race?
 
2012-08-23 10:48:51 AM  
Did she throw a cup of water at him first?
 
2012-08-23 10:56:55 AM  
Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.
 
2012-08-23 11:15:11 AM  

Pontious Pilates: Did she throw a cup of water at him first?


No, but halfway through the race, he ran off the track and started punching Muno.
 
2012-08-23 11:29:39 AM  
I can't tell from the headline, is this a wrestling thread?
 
2012-08-23 11:42:58 AM  
Did fat suburbanites clog the track?
 
2012-08-23 11:47:16 AM  

HeathenHealer: Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.


Thanks. That song is now stuck in my head. Otoh, I like Foofa. She seems like a down to earth chick who'd be really fun in the sack.

What were we talking about?
 
2012-08-23 11:48:00 AM  
Metta World Peace holds the dubious distinction of being the only winner of an NBA citizenship award to be ejected from a game for intentionally trying to injure a midget.
 
2012-08-23 11:48:18 AM  
CSB: a few years ago YGG toured with Biz Markie, my sister took my oldest to teh show, Biz Markie asked "who wants to beat box with me?" my oldest volunteered, she got to beat box with Biz in front of like, 5000 people.



/one....two....three.....THE BEAT-SIE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS, THEY GOT IT GOIN' ON, THEY GOIN' ON, OHHHHH, THEY GOIN' ONNNNNNNNN......
 
2012-08-23 11:50:12 AM  

HeathenHealer: Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.



Youtube is blcoked but I really liked Ting Tings' "Happy Birthday"* and the Postmarks "Balloons Are Your Friend" songs. That Postmark chick is fuggen HOTTTTTT.


*an underated 80s classic from Altered Images. Even if you don't know the song, you do.
 
2012-08-23 11:54:55 AM  
I can't help it, but I love me some Yo Gabba Gabba.
 
2012-08-23 11:58:18 AM  
At first I was like, "who the hell is Metta World Peace?" I figured he was some rapper or something.

Then I clicked on the video and was like, "uh, OK, that's Ron Artest." Then Wiki told me that Artest changed his name. I admit I don't follow basketball, but I don't know how I missed that one.
 
2012-08-23 12:16:47 PM  

rickythepenguin: HeathenHealer: Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.


Youtube is blcoked but I really liked Ting Tings' "Happy Birthday"* and the Postmarks "Balloons Are Your Friend" songs. That Postmark chick is fuggen HOTTTTTT.


*an underated 80s classic from Altered Images. Even if you don't know the song, you do.


My 3 year old son LOVES the Balloons song. Gabba is one of the few shows I don't mind watching with him.

/Getting ready to do our daily Dancey Dance
//is it just me or does anyone else think Brobee is kind of special-Ed??
 
2012-08-23 12:18:15 PM  

HeathenHealer: My 3 year old son LOVES the Balloons song. Gabba is one of the few shows I don't mind watching with him.



it is a cool litle alt rock tune. i wish it was on iTunes.
 
2012-08-23 12:23:29 PM  
Fark you subby for making me aware of that show. Fark you.
 
2012-08-23 12:24:13 PM  

rickythepenguin: Youtube is blcoked but I really liked Ting Tings' "Happy Birthday"* and the Postmarks "Balloons Are Your Friend" songs. That Postmark chick is fuggen HOTTTTTT.


QFT. I'm also a big fan of the appearances by Mates of State, Roots, and The Salteens
 
2012-08-23 12:37:10 PM  
Food! Not food!
My 3-year-old is a huge YGG fan.
I have the Dancey Dance dvd permanently ingrained in my head.
Off to do the Jumpin' Jellyfish.
 
2012-08-23 12:42:57 PM  
Why are people humoring this colossal douche? Metta World Peace? Really? You're notorious for being one of the biggest assholes in sportsdom and this is what you change your name to? fark Ron Artest. fark him in his World Peacehole.
 
2012-08-23 12:58:04 PM  

SearchN: Fark you subby for making me aware of that show. Fark you.


It's one of the best kids show on TV. Not only that but it has better music than any show on MTV.
 
2012-08-23 01:14:11 PM  
Metta World Peace showed up on Yo Gabba Gabba, totally kicked Tootie's ass in a race. Your life is now complete

I know nearly all of those words. Are you sure you put them in the right order, subby?
 
2012-08-23 01:14:42 PM  

HeathenHealer: Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.


Bite? Bite? Bite?
 
2012-08-23 01:15:52 PM  

Alphakronik: HeathenHealer: Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.

Bite? Bite? Bite?


NO NO NO
 
2012-08-23 01:17:19 PM  

HeathenHealer: Alphakronik: HeathenHealer: Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.

Bite? Bite? Bite?

NO NO NO


Chomp? Chomp? Chomp?
 
2012-08-23 01:20:04 PM  
NO NO NO
 
2012-08-23 01:22:00 PM  
Aww, and you almost had it.


The correct answer is YES YES YES!
 
2012-08-23 01:22:01 PM  
So which marital aid is Tootie?

I rarely watch, about the only time I have stopped to watch was when I flipped over and caught Ali's dancy dance.
 
2012-08-23 01:25:25 PM  

FloydA: Metta World Peace showed up on Yo Gabba Gabba, totally kicked Tootie's ass in a race. Your life is now complete

I know nearly all of those words. Are you sure you put them in the right order, subby?


I thought it was a wrestling thread at first, then I came in, looked at some of the posts, and decided it must be something else. But now I am back to not being so sure.
 
2012-08-23 01:32:38 PM  

Alphakronik: Aww, and you almost had it.


The correct answer is YES YES YES!


Damnit, I forgot that Muno starts eating crap. I KNEW THAT!!!!!
 
2012-08-23 01:32:56 PM  

mooseyfate: Why are people humoring this colossal douche? Metta World Peace? Really? You're notorious for being one of the biggest assholes in sportsdom and this is what you change your name to? fark Ron Artest. fark him in his World Peacehole.


Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Since when is Metta known for being one of the "biggest assholes in sportsdom"? Most of the other players in the NBA seem to have quite a bit of respect for him. The man auctioned off his championship ring for charity. Do you even watch the NBA?
 
2012-08-23 01:33:07 PM  

Balchinian: FloydA: Metta World Peace showed up on Yo Gabba Gabba, totally kicked Tootie's ass in a race. Your life is now complete

I know nearly all of those words. Are you sure you put them in the right order, subby?

I thought it was a wrestling thread at first, then I came in, looked at some of the posts, and decided it must be something else. But now I am back to not being so sure.


I thought maybe it would make more sense if I read the article and watched the video, but that actually made it worse.
 
2012-08-23 01:50:39 PM  
there's a party in my tummy
 
2012-08-23 01:52:11 PM  

HeathenHealer: Alphakronik: Aww, and you almost had it.


The correct answer is YES YES YES!

Damnit, I forgot that Muno starts eating crap. I KNEW THAT!!!!!


That's ok, there's a lunchtime bonus round.


I'm gunna eat, yeah. Yummy, yummy. Chicken, Yeah...., in my tummy. Party, Party, yeah, in my tummy. Cheese, yeah, in my tummy, party party, yeah.....in my tummy.

Do the carrots want to go to the party in my tummy?
 
2012-08-23 02:02:26 PM  

Alphakronik: HeathenHealer: Alphakronik: Aww, and you almost had it.


The correct answer is YES YES YES!

Damnit, I forgot that Muno starts eating crap. I KNEW THAT!!!!!

That's ok, there's a lunchtime bonus round.


I'm gunna eat, yeah. Yummy, yummy. Chicken, Yeah...., in my tummy. Party, Party, yeah, in my tummy. Cheese, yeah, in my tummy, party party, yeah.....in my tummy.

Do the carrots want to go to the party in my tummy?


Yes, see also: Green Beans
 
2012-08-23 02:04:54 PM  

one small post for man: mooseyfate: Why are people humoring this colossal douche? Metta World Peace? Really? You're notorious for being one of the biggest assholes in sportsdom and this is what you change your name to? fark Ron Artest. fark him in his World Peacehole.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Since when is Metta known for being one of the "biggest assholes in sportsdom"? Most of the other players in the NBA seem to have quite a bit of respect for him. The man auctioned off his championship ring for charity. Do you even watch the NBA?


I must've been too distracted by him fistfighting fans and leveling terrible cheap shots at opposing players.
 
2012-08-23 02:40:23 PM  
Hell I wouldn't kick her.

pdxretro.com

/link hotter than a jo/blair sandwhich
 
2012-08-23 03:06:36 PM  

one small post for man: mooseyfate: Why are people humoring this colossal douche? Metta World Peace? Really? You're notorious for being one of the biggest assholes in sportsdom and this is what you change your name to? fark Ron Artest. fark him in his World Peacehole.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Since when is Metta known for being one of the "biggest assholes in sportsdom"? Most of the other players in the NBA seem to have quite a bit of respect for him. The man auctioned off his championship ring for charity. Do you even watch the NBA?


The biggest philanthropist in the league, but fighting with one fan and that's what you'll always be known for doing.
 
2012-08-23 03:39:15 PM  
one small post for man: Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Since when is Metta known for being one of the "biggest assholes in sportsdom"? Most of the other players in the NBA seem to have quite a bit of respect for him. The man auctioned off his championship ring for charity. Do you even watch the NBA?

I have no idea what the league opinion of him is but from the outside looking in I'd bet the guy is legitimately mentally unstable.
 
2012-08-23 03:49:01 PM  

Treygreen13: Metta World Peace holds the dubious distinction of being the only winner of an NBA citizenship award to be ejected from a game for intentionally trying to injure a midget.


That was Bynum that clotheslined the midget. Unless there is an incident Metta had that I'm unaware of but I usually do a good job of keeping up on midget news.
 
2012-08-23 05:17:42 PM  

mooseyfate: one small post for man: mooseyfate: Why are people humoring this colossal douche? Metta World Peace? Really? You're notorious for being one of the biggest assholes in sportsdom and this is what you change your name to? fark Ron Artest. fark him in his World Peacehole.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Since when is Metta known for being one of the "biggest assholes in sportsdom"? Most of the other players in the NBA seem to have quite a bit of respect for him. The man auctioned off his championship ring for charity. Do you even watch the NBA?

I must've been too distracted by him fistfighting fans and leveling terrible cheap shots at opposing players.


So your entire opinion of the man is based on one incident that happened eight years ago and some "cheap shots" you allege he threw? He doesn't get any credit for his charity work or seeking treatment for his mental health issues? How do you feel about Ben Wallace? How about Chris "I Punch People in the Nuts" Paul?
 
2012-08-23 06:08:18 PM  

gilgigamesh: At first I was like, "who the hell is Metta World Peace?" I figured he was some rapper or something.

Then I clicked on the video and was like, "uh, OK, that's Ron Artest." Then Wiki told me that Artest changed his name. I admit I don't follow basketball, but I don't know how I missed that one.


It's really hilarious now when he starts fights and you hear Marv Albert say, "World Peace hit with a technical foul for fighting."
 
2012-08-23 06:08:27 PM  

mooseyfate: Why are people humoring this colossal douche? Metta World Peace? Really? You're notorious for being one of the biggest assholes in sportsdom and this is what you change your name to? fark Ron Artest. fark him in his World Peacehole.



After that incident, he really did clean himself up.  He's a good guy now.  I know that's rare in sports... the assholes generally stay assholes.  But he really did change.  I'm a fan of his now (and I don't follow any teams he's been on.)
 
2012-08-23 08:00:08 PM  

rickythepenguin: HeathenHealer: Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.


Youtube is blcoked but I really liked Ting Tings' "Happy Birthday"* and the Postmarks "Balloons Are Your Friend" songs. That Postmark chick is fuggen HOTTTTTT.


*an underated 80s classic from Altered Images. Even if you don't know the song, you do.


Yeah, yeah I've heard that before on FARK. Probably just som....oh...

oh my gawd....

I think my entire standard of "beauty" just changed...
 
2012-08-23 08:59:00 PM  

elguerodiablo: Treygreen13: Metta World Peace holds the dubious distinction of being the only winner of an NBA citizenship award to be ejected from a game for intentionally trying to injure a midget.

That was Bynum that clotheslined the midget. Unless there is an incident Metta had that I'm unaware of but I usually do a good job of keeping up on midget news.


Artest had a cheap shot on someone (don't recall who off hand) during the playoffs this year. Forearm shiver to the back of someone's head if I recall correctly. Was just another NBA cheap shot save for the fact that it was Artest to did it.

There's no doubt that he used to be a "thug", for lack of a better word. No one was exactly shocked that Artest was in a major brawl that night in Detroit, only at the level to which it went. Since then though he has done a lot to improve his image and better himself as a person, despite perhaps a couple of slip-ups. It's unfair to consider him the "old" Artest at this point.
 
2012-08-23 09:36:21 PM  

rickythepenguin: HeathenHealer: Don't, Don't , Don't bite your friends.


Youtube is blcoked but I really liked Ting Tings' "Happy Birthday"* and the Postmarks "Balloons Are Your Friend" songs. That Postmark chick is fuggen HOTTTTTT.


Britta of Dean and Britta makes her look like Phyllis Diller. I honestly think Britta is the most beautiful woman in the music industry.
 
2012-08-24 04:43:00 AM  

Mole Man: Hell I wouldn't kick her.

[pdxretro.com image 444x660]

/link hotter than a jo/blair sandwhich


Nice. I used to work with her uncle. At least that's what he said.

/Metta should be kicked out of the league. He crazy.
//Go Lakers
 
2012-08-24 12:35:40 PM  

one small post for man: mooseyfate: one small post for man: mooseyfate: Why are people humoring this colossal douche? Metta World Peace? Really? You're notorious for being one of the biggest assholes in sportsdom and this is what you change your name to? fark Ron Artest. fark him in his World Peacehole.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Since when is Metta known for being one of the "biggest assholes in sportsdom"? Most of the other players in the NBA seem to have quite a bit of respect for him. The man auctioned off his championship ring for charity. Do you even watch the NBA?

I must've been too distracted by him fistfighting fans and leveling terrible cheap shots at opposing players.

So your entire opinion of the man is based on one incident that happened eight years ago and some "cheap shots" you allege he threw? He doesn't get any credit for his charity work or seeking treatment for his mental health issues? How do you feel about Ben Wallace? How about Chris "I Punch People in the Nuts" Paul?


People often get judged for their bad deeds. You'll get over it.
 
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