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(Newser)   Why is the Tootsie Roll organization a near-impenetrable fortress, refusing to hold earnings calls, speak with journalists, or even give tours? What are they planning?   ( divider line
    More: Scary, tootsie rolls, earnings call, Tootsie Roll Industries, journalists  
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2629 clicks; posted to Business » on 23 Aug 2012 at 8:31 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-23 09:27:03 AM  
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sprawl15: If you go to Sonic and order a chocolate Sprite, it tastes so close to a Tootsie Roll that I'm pretty sure that's the basic formula.

If you go to Sonic and order a chocolate Sprite, I hope someone drove you there because whatever substance you've partaken of is impeding your decision making and likely your driving abilities.
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