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(Townhall)   My advice to Akin? Hold a press conference and announce, "I'll resign when Bill Clinton apologizes to Juanita Broaddrick and Kathleen Willey." Then watch the contributions pour in   (townhall.com) divider line 83
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2012-08-23 08:23:26 AM  
That's my advice to him, too. Please do that. Do that today.
 
2012-08-23 08:23:28 AM  
Another barely readable lunatic fringe greenlight from Townhall?
 
2012-08-23 08:30:50 AM  
Yeah, they'll pour in - to the Democrats.

Schmuck.
 
2012-08-23 08:33:17 AM  
No matter how hard you try, Teabaggers, Bill Clinton will not let you suck his dick.
 
2012-08-23 08:34:21 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Another barely readable lunatic fringe greenlight from Townhall?


I'm hoping they're getting them out of the way early. Get it out of their system.
 
2012-08-23 08:36:46 AM  

Pocket Ninja: That's my advice to him, too. Please do that. Do that today.


I second that motion.
 
2012-08-23 08:36:52 AM  
And most of the voting public will say "Who?"

Besides, Presidents aren't supposed to apologize for stuff. The terrorists win that way.
 
2012-08-23 08:42:42 AM  
Aww, aren't you cute.

I mock you Townhall, mock you.
 
2012-08-23 08:50:03 AM  

Sybarite: Pocket Ninja: That's my advice to him, too. Please do that. Do that today.

I second that motion.


Motion carried.
 
2012-08-23 08:56:09 AM  
Republicans are so cute when they think they can overcome a well earned image of being misogynists by pointing a finger at Clinton.

It's like the whole Romney/Ryan good looks thing they're trying to push.

Sure ladies, these guys may want to turn you into societal broodmares with less rights than the clump of cells growing inside you and with less access to healthcare, child support or equal pay and also limit your legal recourse in the case of rape but hey... check out Mitt's hair and Ryan's abs. Hubba hubba!

Seriously, exactly how flippin' stupid do they think American women are?
 
2012-08-23 08:56:14 AM  
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Become an "Elderado". Really, Tyler Perry? Elderado?
 
2012-08-23 09:10:57 AM  
Do they even realize that democrats want Akin to stay in the race?
 
2012-08-23 09:18:06 AM  

Karac: Do they even realize that democrats want Akin to stay in the race?


This isn't about actual advice to Akin, it's about catapulting the "Clinton is a raper" misdirection. It's been all over the right-wing blogodome In the last 24 hours. They're nothing if not organized.
 
2012-08-23 09:21:58 AM  
i48.tinypic.com

ahem...
 
2012-08-23 09:24:14 AM  
Problem: Your candidate says something horrible about rape.

Solution: Dredge up 25 year old allegations of rape against someone who hasn't been president for 12 years.
 
2012-08-23 09:29:49 AM  
I agree. fark Clinton. I suggest that nobody vote for him.
 
2012-08-23 09:30:03 AM  

FlashHarry: [i48.tinypic.com image 850x306]

ahem...


Hey, at least my Richard Pryor green was obscure and not actually derptastic. It almost appears to be from a reputable just the facts news source.
Wait a sec..., Oh OK. They just reposted an AP story.
 
2012-08-23 09:32:17 AM  
DOOO IT
DOOO IT
DOOO IT
DOOO IT
 
2012-08-23 09:34:07 AM  
RELEASE THE CLINTON Link
 
2012-08-23 09:42:10 AM  

vernonFL: Problem: Your candidate says something horrible about rape.

Solution: Dredge up 25 year old allegations of rape against someone who hasn't been president for 12 years.


....and a President that a lot of people would elect again if they could.

Attention Republicans: Not a good idea to bring up the Clinton years.
 
2012-08-23 09:45:04 AM  
Who the fark greenlights this crap.

Paging FREEPERMOD

Where are you, you guilty little troll?
 
2012-08-23 09:48:19 AM  

quatchi: Republicans are so cute when they think they can overcome a well earned image of being misogynists by pointing a finger at Clinton.

It's like the whole Romney/Ryan good looks thing they're trying to push.

Sure ladies, these guys may want to turn you into societal broodmares with less rights than the clump of cells growing inside you and with less access to healthcare, child support or equal pay and also limit your legal recourse in the case of rape but hey... check out Mitt's hair and Ryan's abs. Hubba hubba!

Seriously, exactly how flippin' stupid do they think American women are?


Stupid enough to think they'd vote for the Great Alaskan Wonder just because she had a vagina. That was the whole point of her being on the ticket. They wanted to court the Hilary voters, and they wanted to match the Democrats' "We got a black guy!" by propping up a minority of their own.

It didn't work then, and it's not going to work now. Didn't Einstein say something about insanity being the act of doing the same thing over and over again, while expecting different results?
 
2012-08-23 09:51:51 AM  

Generation_D: Who the fark greenlights this crap.


Mods
 
2012-08-23 09:52:47 AM  

Pocket Ninja: That's my advice to him, too. Please do that. Do that today.


Pocket Ninja: That's my advice to him, too. Please do that. Do that today.



Pocket Ninja: That's my advice to him, too. Please do that. Do that today.

 
2012-08-23 10:11:01 AM  

vernonFL: Problem: Your candidate says something horrible about rape.

Solution: Dredge up 25 year old allegations of rape against someone who hasn't been president for 12 years.


I wish the Smart button were enabled. I'll come back.
 
2012-08-23 10:26:37 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Generation_D: Who the fark greenlights this crap.

Mods


Administrators
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-23 10:37:39 AM  
Damn the vagina-hos, full derp ahead!
 
2012-08-23 10:38:15 AM  

Mugato: ....and a President that a lot of people would elect again if they could.

Attention Republicans: Not a good idea to bring up the Clinton years.


Seriously -- I can't think of anyone I know personally who wasn't better off during the Clinton years than they are now. Of course most of us were working at dot com companies and the World Trade Center attacks hadn't happened, but if you want to boil it down to who was President when a lot of us in our mid 30s to mid 40s were doing the best we have done in our lives, look no further than Mr.Clinton.

Ignoring that, please, someone explain to me what his possible actions have to do with the actual words of a current candidate for Senate's views? When Bill Clinton is running for office -- any office -- I'll worry about what he did/said the same way I worry about people actively campaigning to have a hand in running our country directly,on a day to day basis, with the power to introduce and vote on legislature that affects me.
 
2012-08-23 10:39:04 AM  
At this point, you have to wonder if the Far Right is just trolling everyone in hopes to break the TEA Party's hold on the party...
 
2012-08-23 10:48:43 AM  

MorrisBird: sigdiamond2000: Generation_D: Who the fark greenlights this crap.

Mods

Administrators


t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-23 11:05:55 AM  
The thing Conservatives hate the most about Clinton is that he ran as a Democrat. If he had run as a Conservative he would have replaced Reagan as their living god.
 
2012-08-23 11:44:09 AM  
My advice to Todd Akin: go up on stage, drop your pants, grab your dick, yell "Suck it sluts!" and wait for the donations to start pouring in.
 
2012-08-23 11:47:45 AM  
B-B-B-B-But Clinton!!!


Great please do it. Keep this running in the news! I am all for it!
 
2012-08-23 11:48:08 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-23 11:49:49 AM  
plancksconstant.org
 
2012-08-23 11:49:49 AM  
Who?
 
2012-08-23 11:49:50 AM  
I see nothing but Total Fark accounts posting in this thread.

Tired of Drews bullshiat? Cancel your TF account.

DO IT!
 
2012-08-23 11:50:11 AM  
Wait... Bill Clinton apologizing to TWO women for something done 20 years ago is the same as Akin apologizing to ALL women for something done like 4 days ago?

MAXIMUM FALSE EQUIVALENCY.

//or was it subby satire? IDK, not gonna read that sh*t souffle.
 
2012-08-23 11:50:38 AM  

serpent_sky: Ignoring that, please, someone explain to me what his possible actions have to do with the actual words of a current candidate for Senate's views? When Bill Clinton is running for office -- any office -- I'll worry about what he did/said the same way I worry about people actively campaigning to have a hand in running our country directly,on a day to day basis, with the power to introduce and vote on legislature that affects me.


Because penis!
 
2012-08-23 11:51:09 AM  
Two barely readable screeds from Thinker, two from Townhall, one from Reason. Freeper Fthursday.
 
2012-08-23 11:52:42 AM  

quickdraw: serpent_sky: Ignoring that, please, someone explain to me what his possible actions have to do with the actual words of a current candidate for Senate's views? When Bill Clinton is running for office -- any office -- I'll worry about what he did/said the same way I worry about people actively campaigning to have a hand in running our country directly,on a day to day basis, with the power to introduce and vote on legislature that affects me.

Because penis!


www.dearmrlevy.com

And the CHILDREN! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?
 
2012-08-23 11:52:58 AM  

Bag of Hammers: I see nothing but Total Fark accounts posting in this thread.

Tired of Drews bullshiat? Cancel your TF account.

DO IT!


Then watch the contributions pour in?
 
2012-08-23 11:53:29 AM  

vernonFL: Problem: Your candidate says something horrible about rape.

Solution: Dredge up 25 year old allegations of rape against someone who hasn't been president for 12 years.Defend him to the death because there is no value or ideal more important than the party


FTFY.

The only other option is conservatives just agree with him and are mad that their ideas are so unpopular.
 
2012-08-23 11:53:43 AM  

Pocket Ninja: That's my advice to him, too. Please do that. Do that today.


It'd be great if Broaddrick and Willey then came out publicly against Akin.
 
2012-08-23 11:55:15 AM  
B-b-but Clinton? That's some nice way back machining, Townhall
 
2012-08-23 11:56:46 AM  

sigdiamond2000: MorrisBird: sigdiamond2000: Generation_D: Who the fark greenlights this crap.

Administrators

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I think a hefty percentage of administrators are also trolls. Every one of these trolls have at least 7-10 approved links to their name. That's 7-10 more than me, and I've been around for years. (Admittedly, I've given up on the futile game.)
 
2012-08-23 11:57:12 AM  

coeyagi: Wait... Bill Clinton apologizing to TWO women for something done accusations made 20 years ago is the same as Akin apologizing to ALL women for something done like 4 days ago?

MAXIMUM FALSE EQUIVALENCY.

//or was it subby satire? IDK, not gonna read that sh*t souffle.


They apparently have trouble with the definition of accusations.

Seriously, do these hard core republicans ever grow up? They remind me of a bunch of kids not getting their way.
 
2012-08-23 11:59:38 AM  

FlashHarry: [the morning's freepy greenlits image 850x306]

ahem...



Just this morning I took a look at the 'Top Submitters' list outta curiosity. Most interesting thing, of the three liters in this month's 25 top greenlit submissions list, I recognize two of them as politics tab trolls.
 
2012-08-23 12:00:13 PM  
"Sure I'm a hateful misogynist, but some other guy was once accused of something so HAH!"

Good argument.
 
2012-08-23 12:01:14 PM  
I hereby accuse Akin of rape. There. We done?
 
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