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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   Valerie Bertinelli receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in recognition of her great body of work   (losangeles.cbslocal.com) divider line 34
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2012-08-23 08:51:39 AM  
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2012-08-23 08:54:45 AM  
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2012-08-23 08:56:49 AM  
She's doing "middle age" right :)
 
2012-08-23 08:59:21 AM  

TigerzDad: She's doing "middle age" right :)


Yeah, she's ripened very well.
 
2012-08-23 09:03:38 AM  
She's one of the few actresses I really admire. She doesn't seem or look all plasticy like many others. I would love to hang out with her and Betty White for just a day. I bet it would be a hoot!

/Barbara Cooper was my favorite character on ODAAT.
 
2012-08-23 09:11:54 AM  
I was giving her hot sex last night, lasting well over a minute or two, thats when I figured it must be a dream, then she turned into Gene Shalat. I then lasted much much longer.
 
2012-08-23 09:25:43 AM  
I'll be back later, when I have more privacy
 
2012-08-23 09:30:49 AM  
She's still incredibly cute.
 
2012-08-23 09:31:32 AM  
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She's all yours, boys.
 
2012-08-23 09:37:43 AM  
Really? I would have thought she had one already.
 
2012-08-23 09:41:13 AM  
You know, any celebrity can have a Star, as long as someone nominates them, the celebrity agrees to it, and the celebrity agrees to pay a $25,000 fee. LINK


Maybe Fark should nominate Mr. Wheaton for a star?
 
2012-08-23 09:49:11 AM  

Gunderson: You know, any celebrity can have a Star, as long as someone nominates them, the celebrity agrees to it, and the celebrity agrees to pay a $25,000 fee. LINK


Maybe Fark should nominate Mr. Wheaton for a star?

I second this...
 
2012-08-23 09:50:36 AM  

Gunderson: You know, any celebrity can have a Star, as long as someone nominates them, the celebrity agrees to it, and the celebrity agrees to pay a $25,000 fee. LINK


Maybe Fark should nominate Mr. Wheaton for a star?


From your link:

To qualify for a posthumous award, the nominee must be deceased for at least 5 years and they are not required to show up for their unveiling.



LOL
 
2012-08-23 10:07:27 AM  

2CountyFairs: Gunderson: You know, any celebrity can have a Star, as long as someone nominates them, the celebrity agrees to it, and the celebrity agrees to pay a $25,000 fee. LINK


Maybe Fark should nominate Mr. Wheaton for a star?

From your link:

To qualify for a posthumous award, the nominee must be deceased for at least 5 years and they are not required to show up for their unveiling.



LOL


Is Mr. Wheaton DEAD?!?!?!
 
2012-08-23 10:13:08 AM  

stupiddream: Is Mr. Wheaton DEAD?!?!?!


Well, have you seen him on Fark lately?
 
2012-08-23 10:14:28 AM  

stupiddream: 2CountyFairs: Gunderson: You know, any celebrity can have a Star, as long as someone nominates them, the celebrity agrees to it, and the celebrity agrees to pay a $25,000 fee. LINK


Maybe Fark should nominate Mr. Wheaton for a star?

From your link:

To qualify for a posthumous award, the nominee must be deceased for at least 5 years and they are not required to show up for their unveiling.



LOL

Is Mr. Wheaton DEAD?!?!?!


Of course not. I just found it funny that the link would specify that a dead person wouldn't have to show up. Like I'm expecting them to dig up the casket or something. Maybe it was just the writers of that article trying to be funny because I have a hard time believing that is stated in the actual rules somewhere.
 
2012-08-23 10:17:47 AM  
She's in my fave 5. Permanently. Even after EVH. With a son named Wolfgang. Fat. Thin. Fat again. Thin again. Doesn't matter.

/Perky little hottie
 
2012-08-23 10:58:15 AM  
B*tch broke up Van Halen!

/oblig....
 
2012-08-23 11:02:33 AM  

AngryPoet: Gunderson: You know, any celebrity can have a Star, as long as someone nominates them, the celebrity agrees to it, and the celebrity agrees to pay a $25,000 fee. LINK


Maybe Fark should nominate Mr. Wheaton for a star?
I second this...


Go read up on what it took to get Adam West a star on the Walk of Fame, spearheaded by his daughter and Ralph Garman. I believe West's webpage might have a podcast he did with Garman talking about it. In short, it probably won't surprise you to learn that the process is largely a popularity contest/chance to pimp an upcoming project (notice how Valerie's co-stars for her series were there and Hey!, the new season for this is in a couple months!). You pretty much need a Hollywood insider to champion the nomination (along with like a $30,000 check).
 
2012-08-23 11:29:02 AM  
I work with her brother on some projects in Scottsdale. Was actually at the wine tasting party where she said she ended up meeting her current hubby.

Nice person, really nice person.
 
2012-08-23 11:45:09 AM  
100% hawtness.
 
2012-08-23 12:07:30 PM  
She ruined a lot of my socks.
 
2012-08-23 12:18:34 PM  

Maechyll: She ruined a lot of my socks.


Dude...detergent.

Or were you hiding them from Mom?

You want to know about when I decided to do my own laundry?
 
2012-08-23 12:20:55 PM  

H31N0US: You want to know about when I decided to do my own laundry


nothankyouplease.
 
2012-08-23 12:34:49 PM  

deltaqueen: She's one of the few actresses I really admire. She doesn't seem or look all plasticy like many others. I would love to hang out with her and Betty White for just a day. I bet it would be a hoot!

/Barbara Cooper was my favorite character on ODAAT.


Mine too. Perhaps for different reasons.
 
2012-08-23 01:07:33 PM  

Gunderson: You know, any celebrity can have a Star, as long as someone nominates them, the celebrity agrees to it, and the celebrity agrees to pay a $25,000 fee. LINK


Maybe Fark should nominate Mr. Wheaton for a star?


Came here to point this out. It's not like some cabal meets to determine who the greatest stars of all time are or something.
 
2012-08-23 01:33:18 PM  
This is it. (This is it!)
This is life, the one you get, so go and have a ball.
This is it. (This is it!)
Straight ahead and rest assured you can't be sure at all.

I loved you then and I love you now, Valerie.
 
2012-08-23 02:11:10 PM  

Gunderson: You know, any celebrity can have a Star, as long as someone nominates them, the celebrity agrees to it, and the celebrity agrees to pay a $25,000 fee. LINK


Maybe Fark should nominate Mr. Wheaton for a star?


Came here to say that, leaving satisfied.

PS: The "fee" is usually raised by fans.
 
2012-08-23 03:28:36 PM  

Valerie Bertinelli


It still cracks me up when Peter calls her 'Valerie Bertenernie'.

I don't know why.
 
2012-08-23 04:15:22 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: B*tch broke up Van Halen!

/oblig....


Cocaine and alcohol did that.
 
2012-08-23 04:32:50 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Psycoholic_Slag: B*tch broke up Van Halen!

/oblig....

Cocaine and alcohol did that.



Now see, that post was an apparently poor attempt at sarcasm to call out the always present Farker who says Valerie broke up VH. I had hoped the "/oblig.." side note thingy would demonstrate the whole sarcasm point, but no. You sir, having missed the point completely, have forced me to explain this and now my clever (in my world) snark has been reduced to so much Fark smegma.

Good day to you sir.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!
 
2012-08-23 05:55:24 PM  

H31N0US: Maechyll: She ruined a lot of my socks.

Dude...detergent.

Or were you hiding them from Mom?

You want to know about when I decided to do my own laundry?


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'You wanna know how I got these so stiff?'
 
2012-08-24 07:17:52 AM  
Headline from TFA:

Golden Globe-Winning Actress Valerie Bertinelli

I'd say that award was very well deserved:

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Phwoar.
 
2012-08-24 11:00:57 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Orgasmatron138: Psycoholic_Slag: B*tch broke up Van Halen!

/oblig....

Cocaine and alcohol did that.


Now see, that post was an apparently poor attempt at sarcasm to call out the always present Farker who says Valerie broke up VH. I had hoped the "/oblig.." side note thingy would demonstrate the whole sarcasm point, but no. You sir, having missed the point completely, have forced me to explain this and now my clever (in my world) snark has been reduced to so much Fark smegma.

Good day to you sir.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!


You're right, I'm a bad person and I feel bad.
 
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